FFVII remake spoilers

I'm literally shaking here.

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>And certain people whined Tifa's boobs aren't big enough
And they aren't, dumb shill.

shut the fuck up anti-shill

>Corpsiefriends are seething yet again
what else is new?

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That poster has to be trolling, right? That's dialog from the original game.

take your autism out of here

Are you kidding?? theyre massive, dude. like way bigger than her head. they should be at least half that size, incel

>big boobs are objectifying
Western civilization needs to.be nuked.

it's about the text being on her tits I think?

Trophy list?

>Kill Paarthurnax

>geatsword
>cast
>iron ore

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Sephiroth is overused and his design is not intimidating and disconcerting enough. Tifa is literally perfect except for the bra.

>Asian
>Light pink nips

Tifa is anime

>Sexual innuendo in a scene between two characters that experience sexual tension
THIS WILL NOT STAND

Sephiroth is a real man's man.

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>theyre massive, dude. like way bigger than her head.
>they should be at least half that size, incel
Why shouldn't women with unusually large breasts get representation? Bigot. Hypermastia is a real thing and erasing it is very ableist.

there’s no sexual tension in that scene

She's anime of an asian woman. Aeris is white.

>bigger than her head
are you blind or retarded?

>Sexual innuendo in a scene between two characters
>that experience sexual tension
you failed english comprehension, yuroslav

>BIG TITS BAD

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replied to wrong dude
it is i who is retarded

The compilation direction has been all wrong for him. Not just the look, but the voice. In the original game, Sephiroth is extremely grandiose after his return. Half of his dialogue is delivering a sermon. You need a voice with tons of force of presence for that, not a monotone almost-whisper.

There is nothing grammatically incorrect in that post.

>Tifa Lockheart
>asian
She’s white. Cloud Strife is white.
Yuffie Kisaragi is asian.
Sephiroth’s a jew.

>text on her tits
>bitch is leaning over
>give me something HARD
Please.

>Iron blade

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you should be laughing, it's fucking hilarious. Keep seething trannies

>dur how do sports bras work
Can you imagine 3d objects in your head in different conditions or are you a pre cro-magnon man?

>Something stiff
>Too horny

>Something strong
>Not horny enough

>Something hard
>Perfect

Cloud: White
Aeris: White
Tifa: Asian or Hapa
Yuffie: Pure asian
Sephiroth: Bogdanoff

Link the thread lad I want to laff

>help AVALANCHE

DO you get a way to stay at lvl1 and play it as a skill only action game?

UNLOCK THE DIGITAL VERSION EARLY SQUARE ENIX YOU COCKSUCKERS AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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>digicuck

strawpoll.me/19655421/r
Our goddess still winning the Cloudbowl

Are you sure? Because these people are pure autism but here you go resetera.com/threads/final-fantasy-vii-remake-spoiler-discussion-see-staff-post.162527/page-61

So we just going to pretend like the combat doesn’t feel like floaty bullshit?

Post Roach

get children piggu

Nah it's a problem. That followed by length followed by compilation shit are my primary concerns with the remake.

>floaty bullshit?
Well you can't even jump in 7re for one thing

Maybe because it feels really fucking good?
I pre-ordered it after the first fight against the two goons in the demo.
Shit's fun as fuck.

I wonder how many more will turn up

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sounds like a you problem fellas

would care explain the "floaty" feeling, please

>Cloud
>white

Something like this.
The problem is you can't even have real air combos in FF7 so i see no floaty problem

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>feel
*look
Because I can tell you didn't actually play the demo.

But it's not though.

>takes the black man’s job
>fucks the hapa
>loses the white girl to the jew
>not white

what

>Mom is blonde, blue eyes

Well either that or he's a central asian altaic guy. You don't tend to see blonde hair and blue eyes elsewhere.

Imagine dumb asses thinking you can spoil a fifty year old game!!!

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Why does it feel like I can’t evade or block any of the spider robots attacks? How do I mitigate damage?

some attacks and unblockable and you jsut dont learn their patterns

>floaty
>can't manually jump
doomposters can't even play the demo
roll is pure evade, no i-frames so dodge preemptively

He just doesn't look white.

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>describing the combat as floaty when its 99% grounded
>air combos are insanely heavy, immediately grounded after a really short combo, only available in operator, has no hold variation
???????????????????

That's as white as the current artstyle can get, same with Aeris. Just like Tifa was as asian as the original art style could get.

you can block every single attack except for tail laser
i bet youre moving around the arena at an inch per minute and didnt read any tutorials

Holy crap, it's so close to Rebellion

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>guys! I got all these TOP SECRET spoilers of a remake of a 20yo game!
>Had to do some data mining be I got em!

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at least play the game guys. fuck

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>what'll it be?
>AHGODIWANNACOOMINYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU

Seems like there are 54 trophies

60 year old game.

any upgrade material to fix your dodgeroll?

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Oh right. Forgot about the PS -4 version.

theres already confirmed a lot of materia that change the dodge mechanic

is there dating?

Has the leakers said if the game is good or not?

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What the fuck is that?

So digichads will unequivocally get the game first right? Barring shipments being delivered to people early. I preordered physical from gamestop, but if I can't pick it up until at earliest noon on April 10th, I might as well just go digital and play it at midnight.

So where are the fags who kept shitposting that Tifa got nerfed? Have you aplogized yet? Because those tits are glorious

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deadly dodge
unless youre blind, roll is much better and deals damage
countering is still better

>Women can't have big tits in fiction anymore
How did things get this retarded bros?

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They usually default to the few CG Tifa scenes the original game had, where her boobs inexplicably inflate compared to her battle model.

>roll is much better and deals damage
Not him but did I miss something crucial in the demo? Because I just used the roll mostly to close distances.