>kill rat
>loot greatsword
Kill rat
Anthony Cox
Eli Anderson
>loot kill
>rat greatsword
Mason Young
>kill skeleton
>loot 1 bone
Austin Sullivan
>loot 5000 year old temple
>coins have the current leader on them
Xavier Lewis
>Skeleton drop rates:
>>Bone: 25%
Julian Fisher
>kill rat
>it drops humanity
Liam Perez
RATS
Michael Gomez
>kill rat
>loot rat tail (2)
Jaxon Thompson
WE'RE RATS
Gabriel Morgan
>kill high level animal
>it has coins and a legendary weapon on it
Christopher Kelly
WE'RE THE RATS
Andrew Gonzalez
>kill rat
>get nothing
>realize in wrong game
uh oh
Tyler Reyes
>use imageboard
>images are forbidden
Xavier Roberts
WE PREY AT NIGHT WE STALK AT NIGHT
Hunter Morales
>Kill wolf
>Loot money
Adrian Ortiz
WE'RE THE RATS
Carson Green
>kill pirate
>loot 1 hand
Hudson Ross
Camden Thompson
>kill dragon
>loot chicken egg
Mason Miller
I'M DA GIANT RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF DA RULES
Hudson Brooks
>one guy posted all of this
Cameron Hughes
>kill goat
>5% chance to loot one hoof
Wyatt Cook
What did you mean by this?
Anthony Wright
>kill cyclops
>loot Cyclops' Eye (x2)
Zachary Baker
>use thief on cyclops
>Stolen: Cyclops' Eye (x3)
>fight continues as normal
Anthony Campbell
huh
Carson Turner
>Kill Rat
>Find rat wallet
>Pull out some rat dollars, some rat credit and debit cards, a rat ID card, and a rat insurance rat
>Go to a ATM and use his birth-year as his PIN
>Take out all the money you can.
Gavin Jones
>ruins directly next to a city untouched for thousands of years
>until the player decided it looked interesting
Julian Fisher
based ratposters
Sebastian Moore
>kill skeleton
>look 752189321062351 bones
Blake Jones
>open chest in dungeon sealed for 1,000 years
>loot apple, bread and meat
Matthew Davis
I don't see what the problem is, here.
Dominic Turner
>Kill Giant Frog
>Get Fur Pelt
Juan Hughes
>kill deer
>loot corpse
>get one hunk of meat and hide
>corpse still has hide on it
Nolan Cooper
>samefag in meme thread
>loot 21 (twenty one) (You)'s
Oliver Walker
>ruins that have been sealed shut for centuries
>torches and candles are lit, even in the deepest chambers
Andrew Allen
>kill sewer rat
>x1 copy of Lusty Argonian
Lincoln Ward
>kill fire enemy
>doesn't drop fire
Christian Rivera
>(You) drops (You)
what do
Grayson Diaz
>gil gombine
>Don'd even ged ammo
3: 3: 3:
Caleb Morris
>pickpocket enemy
>heart(1)
>they die instantly
Samuel Richardson
KEK
Noah Roberts
>pickpocket enemy
>loot brain(1)
>they carry on exactly as they were before
Camden Walker
>enemy
>heart(1)
>they
Connor Bennett
>rummage through a pile of shit
>you found: Excalibur x1
Aiden Clark
>Greatsword rat
>Kill loot
Julian Richardson
Greatrat > sword
look kill >
Benjamin Foster
based ESL
Elijah Jenkins
tfw Todd was such a superior game designer he made this happen
Tyler Johnson
>
Lincoln Brown
>Use a super attack that has a 2 minute cutscene of the solar system being erased by your attack before it hits your target
>Miss
Nicholas Fisher
this is you
Hudson Sullivan
You can use "they" as a way of referring to a singular person if their gender is unspecified.
Brayden Nguyen
I thought the implication with this sort of thing is you're a heavy-handed idiot and absolutely destroy it the others 75% of the time, the one left intact is the 25%
Nolan Phillips
>Ancient undead enemies entombed for millennia drop modern currency
Henry Martinez
>game set in the future
>an ancient evil awakens
>it drops credits upon death
Henry Cook
Rats eat dead humans with humanity
David Price
>Kill an ostritch in Breath of the Wild
>drops two whole birds
Henry Ward
What happens when rats acquire too much humanity though?
Oliver Wright
>kill ancient undead enemy
>loot steel longsword
Robert Scott
They get invaded for their humanity and also do bonus chaos damage
Parker Williams
Tumblr pls
Isaiah Nelson
>kill ancient skeleton archer
>drops ammo for your plasma rifle
Robert Perez
just because trannies exploit this aspect of our language doesn't make it incorrect, user
Christopher Diaz
Honest to god that's what I fucking hate about those tumblr fucks. They took shit like the okay symbol away and now they're taking shit like basic fucking language. I hate that now I have to act like I'm stepping on glass when trying to explain this shit to people. I just wanna go back to the simple times man... I just wanna go back... ;-;