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this guy gets it.

HELLO PUTIN YEAH THEY'RE REMASTERING MW2.

I was Playing the Resident Evil 3 remake and the woman, the main woman looks like a horse faced lesbian, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BEAUTIFUL JILL VALENTINE AND THE ONCE GREAT CAPCOM?

>i have everything under control

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>Ultimate Smash could have been the greatest punching fighting game ever made if only you didn't have so many Chinese samurai characters in it. Next time get an American to direct the game. Give me a call, I know a few guys who would be perfect for the job!

this games is so great one of the greatest game of all time fuck that pussy asian guy who made shit stranding

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Power Rangers? I am the best at power rangers, nobody is as good as me at it. You know they *points to press* will say I am bad at power rangers but the fact is - you know the red ranger is called the best ranger but actually I'm more of a pink ranger man myself, and you have these fake news saying pink ranger is gay, i'll tell you the only gay thing is the FAKE news. I had a terrific phone call with Goldar, me and him are good friends. Excellent friends. We are, and I'll tell you - Lord Drakkon I've never spoke to him, we had an excellent phone call one time, but they *points to press* say that Lord Drakkon is my favorite character and I'll tell you it's just complete lies. Lazy Joe Biden says he prefers Jason Lee Scott, whatever they say about him I'll say that I am an expert on this matter and Lazy Joe isn't a Red Ranger guy, he's not got the energy. I'm a red ranger guy, they tell me I have excellent figures and over 20 states - the polls - say I am Red Ranger material.

>WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL, AND MAKE THE ALENTIANS PAY FOR IT

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“Okay, so the other day I played this game Granblue Fantasy Versus, and folks you’ll never believe what I saw in it. There he was just sitting there in the player lineup, little Lancelot, right folks we like to call him little... (deep breath) Lancelot. There he is! There he is with his little swords, and I says to him, Hey! My sword is bigger and it works! So I picked Percival and used my flame sword and put him down with my footwork and frame counts. Because we like that here, yes, yes we do. Also people try to say I don’t get along with Narmaya players, but this more LIES by the msm like CNN, I talk to Narmaya players all the time and we get along great, we’re like best friends, like you wouldn’t believe. This game is the best and biggest ever folks, believe me, it’s yuuuuge!”

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Rent free.
There isn't even anything overly political about Trump's mannerisms. He just has a unique way of speeches and texting

So there's these zombies, and there's a whole lotta zombies. I drank this green cola, and then my hands got faster than everyone. Even the zombies.

FOLKS, I AM ROCK! THERE'S JUST AIN'T NO BREAKING ME 'CAUSE I AM ROCK!
THE MEDIA WANT TO SAY THAT IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE, BUT THEY'RE WRONG. IT AIN'T NO EARTHQUAKE, IT'S ME. I AM ROCK!

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SAD

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sorry I can't pretend to talk like a grade schooler

>I was really enjoying the Star Fox 64, very excellent game - I can't recommend it enough - but I found the ending to be rather uehh distasteful where Fox McCloud, that's the son of James - James was a, was a good man, we could use more heroes like him. Anyway his son Fox interrupts the general of the American army in the middle of his victory speech and I found that incredibly disrespectful not just to America but to Americans as well.

kek

Senator armstrong is constantly, horribly slandered by the fake news like CNN and the failing New York Times. I know Senator Armstrong. I've talked to him many times. Great. Great guy. A great American. We can Keep America Great if you help him keep his seat in 2020!

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God I hate this stupid blumpf cheeto head

Hey you want a job writing for our late night hosts?

plebbitor mad

So let me tell you about this game I played, greatest game I ever seen. It's called Boke-tay. Amazing game, no game like it in the world, yo play as this great, fantastic, tremendous boy called Django. There's also a sunflower who tags along, he's also tremendous. So anyway, Django has to go around and kill these Immortals with his gun, nothing more American than that, believe me I know America. And these Immortals-not very Immortal, are they? They're so weak, I call them Fake Immortals. So these Fake Immortals, they're just a bunch of criminals and Django has to kill all of them. There's also Suh-badda he's a bad guy says it right there in his name. He's not weak. He has a gun too, but he's a bad apple. Believe me, I know gun owners and I know the NRA and they're not Suh-badda.
Now get this, get this. The game? The physical copy of the game, what you actually slot into your Nintendo? It has a solar chip. Tiny little solar chip, it's amazing how small we can make these things, isn't it? And it can actually measure how much sunlight is hitting it. And what's more tremendous, the game uses it a lot. It's the ammo for your gun, a gun that fires concentrated sunlight. Only America could make a great idea like that, let me tell you. And the Fake Immortals? You get to fight them twice. Twice! The first time you kill them and shove 'em into a coffin. Then you grab that coffin, grab it right by the chain, and drag them to something called the Piledriver, which is this really big gun, a yuge gun, that shoots even more sunlight at the coffin. Now, the Fake Immortals, fueled by their derangement syndrome, try to fight Django again, but he's too good for 'em. Too quick, too clever.

What a tremendous game, ten outta ten.

Extremely underrated

"No!"

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I dont know why but I like Trump's speech pattern, his short concise statements. I find it pleasant

Good one

I have never heard of Boktai until now, but I think I am gonna play it now. Thanks Trump.

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>Morrowind
>We will build a WALL around Red Mountain. And a big, beautiful door for LEGAL immigration. And the best part, is it won't cost the Morrowind people a cent - because Dagoth Ur is going to pay for it!

I'm not american, but I like it too. he doesn't sound like a robot repeating what it said a million times like all other politicians. at least he makes you belive his speech is genuine, kinda like duterte's

Almost perfect but too long for a tweet

>Proceeds to plunder every crypt in Resdayn for his ghost fence
>None of the remains come from House Dagoth
good going blonald blomph

TWO SCOOPS

I've never seen a thin person play SMASH

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So now uh. You're this robot, see. This robot named Metroid. And Metroid, he loves nothing more than to just kill jellyfish. Kill all the... LISTEN... LISTEN... you're full of SHIT... I SAW him kill the jellyfish. And as an environmentalist I consider this a TRAVESTY. I'll deck you in the goddamn mouth. You got a sister?

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Hitman Blood Money is very Anti American, you kill the vice president! I work with the vice president, he’s a great guy

OUT, OUT! GET 'IM OUTTA HERE!

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10/10

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So there this game called Oblivion. It has a similar situation we're facing at home: evil people wanting to get in and do harm to our very beautiful and powerful country. They enter through these gates and they keep pouring and pouring and pouring- it's very bad, very sad. I kept telling the game "PUT WALLS AROUND THE GATES" but it wouldn't listen to me. Thought the player had control over games. Game makers, make games that listen to the player. Could make big money.

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Based Trump getting the tranoids in a fit ITT

They aren't speeches, just wild ramblings. He also loves repeating his own lines so he's still a robot, but a very poorly programmed robot.

>>Lord Drakkon I've never spoke to him, we had an excellent phone call one time
10/10, good fucking job Ranger-bro.

I'm not from Yas Forums, you mouthbreathing Cro-Magnon

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Let me save you some time.
mega.nz/#F!UgNQmIJZ!i1DFJDG7DnXhfxzkCdi-cQ!M8002C7S
I believe the roms in that Mega are patched to let you tweak the solar sensor yourself. In 2 and 3, hold down whatever you have mapped as Select and you can press left/right to adjust it. I forgot how it's done in the first game.

Found the tranny

Alright so this game called Crash Twinsanity. Twinsanity they call it since theres two twins in the game.
>hand gestures two circles
So basically you play as a cartoon animal named Crash Bandi- Crash Bandicoot and his good friend Enn Cortex (real good guy) to fight these twins.
>bumps fists against each other

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The Japanese have been riding our coattails for YEARS. WE NEED A BETTER MECH GAME THAN THIS. FIX!!!!

"President Trump wants a better mech game. The American people want a better mech game." - @LouDobbs. THANK YOU LOU!!!

>have softcore porn
>entire thread is just softcore porn dumping with no content
>thread hits bump limit and gets archived

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Whoops, I think that link actually points you to the OST subfolder. Just navigate to the games and you'll find them.

Crooked Philippa wants you to believe I don't want what's best for the North, that I don't know what's best. She sided with a low-energy guy like Henselt, of course he didn't work out so great, we all know that, we all know what happened there. And blue kingdoms like Temeria, they think they can have everything, but they need to wake up folks. They'll sell us out to Nilfgaard. It's time to drain the swamp. Literally. Literally drain it, lots of drowners there. They take our kids, they distract from our main quests. Many such cases. Some I assume are good people.

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Super Smashing brothers is a terrible game I tell you, believe me. It’s different, it’s weird I’m telling you. I can’t even see my health bar, now what kind of fighting game doesn’t have a health bar? Come on. And the players, oh they’re the worst. I want to smash con the other week and you would not believe the smell, it was awful. I couldn’t stay there more than five minutes it was that bad. I said “go take a shower” and they wanted to kick me out for it, an of course lying CNN defended them. They’re not even good, I could beat joe Biden at smash any day of the week believe me.

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Fallout new vegas, it's a great game! A great game! But there are some bad parts. I do not like those legion characters... Some bad parts, and some of the parts, I am assured, are good. Don't trust the fake news over at 4channel.org/v/. Overall I recommend this game!

This is fake news. Trump is a tierwhoring Gran faggot.

It’s fun to see the pro-Trump posters be accurate and make funny memes and the anti-Trump posters exaggerate fake news quotes and fail to meme.

God fucking damn this could have been a funny thread but it was ruined. I wish whoever you faggots are would just leave. This wasn't supposed to be about talking about whatever Trump is doing, it was supposed to be for entertainment.

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polfag here. Have sex Incel

the left can't ____

shit in a toilet

>They’re not even good, I could beat joe Biden at smash any day of the week believe me.

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>It's time to drain the swamp. Literally. Literally drain it, lots of drowners there.

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not an argument cuck

He's a transparent bullshit artist, which makes him a messiah to people that only speak bullshit.

Listen, folks, there are people in Hexter, okay, and I'll tell you they do not have Hironeiden's best interests at heart. I just got off the phone, alright, with the P------- of Ecclesia, good man by the way, and we had a very good conversation. Very productive good conversation. Now, what the fake news [deep breath] what the fake news would have you believe, okay, is that Regnier poses no threat to Hironeiden, and Bersia for that matter. But our brave armed forces, see, I've spoken with one of our generals, good man, a trustworthy man, Walden, about our national security.

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thanks, bro.