Why are console paypigs like this?

Why are console paypigs like this?

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Exclusives are the last thing consoletards have left, so they base everything around them.

This. If it weren't for exclusives, there would be no objective reason to own a penis4 pro when the xbonex is superior in every way.

ironically the switch will be the only console worth getting because Nintendo doesn't port anything ever

either baiting, or not up to speed.
Apparently EVERY 3D Mario game is getting ported this year

They port shit all the time but they just claim they're sequels and Nintenbros buy it hand over fist. Look at Splatoon "2" or Smash "Ultimate"

>Believing the 45th gaming rumor of the day
Yeah and GTA 6 is getting announced in 2 days as well you gullible fuck.

This year marks Mario's 35th year anniversary. Safe to assume they have something big planned.

>35th anniversary
Wow it's a multiple of 5! Stop the fucking presses!! This arbitrary number means something BIG IS IN THE WORKS GUYSS!!!

I've never understood this. Why does it bother people that people can play their game on other platforms?

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