2018: Let's sexualize the planet

>mfw qt chinese gf
>been almost 2 years together
>still hasn't worn a qipao for me
It's not fair, bros.

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because i cant stop looking at her
youtube.com/watch?v=jVCQa0znGpM

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What are you talong about?
I'm just looking after you, user.
Also, physical exercise is good for your immume system. Jump rope is an excellent way to exercise without going outside.

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Kek

>chink'd

Based taste
Qipao is tip tier

Stella Maiden

*top tier

honey blond >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brown

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transform into this onsokumaru instead you beta geek

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thank you for an actual answer
but looks like gatcha

>zoomers anthropomorphize literally everything
based and pagan af

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Stop being a beta faggot and ask her to.

This, it's your gf
The fuck

It is. Its pretty shit too. Which is unfortunate because I like the idea of planet girls.

Funny you say that, I've been Yas Forums for a lil over a year now. This whole gym lockdown thing is killing me so I bought home-gear.

I did. She said "Buy it for me and I'll wear it". So I'm waiting to move in to our new place together so I can buy all the outfits I want for her.
/blog

>forgetting 2014 with Ebola
nothing new, but i like it

She's beautiful, I want to bang her and make her a mum.

Where do you even buy qipaos in America?

>She said "Buy it for me and I'll wear it"
Say that you gonna wear whatever she buys too, you get your shit and allows for some kinky stuff so you don't look like an idiot buying tons of random clothes for your girlfriend

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>a 21 year old girl with no background illnesses died.
>only kill boomers
pick one.

The qipao store

Yes, it can be bad for anyone, but most of the people experience the mild symptoms and those that do not are mostly boomers. So he got incredibly unlucky, sucks to suck

Sex shops or online I guess.
When we visited Japan and Malaysia, I pointed out some outfits and she gave me the same "if you buy it for me" answer.

Which is fine since it is me that wants to use it on her.

reminder that even if you recover you have a 5% chance of becoming corona chan

ebolachan was cuter

Azur Lane

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Don't worry my dude. As long as they have life insurance or they wrote you into their will everything will work out in the end.

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tripfag is getting bled dry! Sad!

i want your parents to die

same
i want her to look smug at me all the time
fuck it give me sum anime with smug girls in it Yas Forumsros

Who hurt you

>2020: Let's sexualize a life-threatening global pandemic
> not remembering poor Ebola-chan, which was 2014

They're called chinese dresses, idiot

True but I can't get behind a chan that only fucks blacks.

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...is shit.

AHHHHHHHH TFW NO EBOLA CHAN GF
Look at her height, LOOK AT IT

Yas Forums
niggers
kikies
trannies
women
society
money
my furniture
my brain
my pity
my life

There's no way Ebola was 6 years ago.

Consider suicide so I don't have to read your posts ever again

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your parents

If this shit of a pandemic didn't fuck the living shit out of that bong with CF then it's not gonna do shit against me fuck this sensationalist media

your parents

you are missing the part where they sexualized those things by turning them into lolis
that is really telling

Go ahead and call me gay, but I honestly don't find it sexy. We have one of these every year, they're all soulless and are forgotten about next year. Like Fifa games or something.

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>my furniture

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it's not money
it's the fact that they've been there for me, even when i was suffering from mental illness
i don't want them to die, and i can't even be there for them now because i don't want to risk accidentally spreading the virus to them

You are gay and like penis

Corona-chan doesn't really look loli though
Not with those hips. Plus she has tits.

youtube.com/watch?v=9zawUPKSWT0

CORONA CHAN IS CUTE!!

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What part of rule 34 do you not understand?

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>valuing family
Never gonna make it

family is the most important thing in this world desu

>people forgot about this already
>cases and deaths almost doubling everyday

>japanese gf wants to wear lewd stuff
What is some good japanese apparel that I could try to convince her to get for fun times? Do sexy kimonos exist?

Do people seriously don't know about ebola-chan?
How fucking new do you have to be?

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I always forget to drink so I drink 2 glasses of water at dinner to compensate

Rule 34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.

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Yeah. Nobody remembers Vivian James anymore. Those Console-tan is some of the cringiest shit too

>life threatening
literally a common cold for anyone who's not weak 80 year old

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time to get another gf

so Yas Forums
blonde hair or black hair?

Of course it exists.
In my case, my girl said she's wear whatever I wanted as long as I bought it. I'm sure you can just pick whatever you wanted as well.

Look online or something. There are plenty of sexy apparel shops.

I will remember it mostly because qipao is one of my favorite outfits

we sexualized life threatening viruses long before 2020 zoomie

google ebola chan

Family is irrelevant, they exist to either mooch off of you or betray you in the end.

purple.

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Only ironic weebs care about this shit

I'm sorry your childhood was the way it was

>fat
>hypertension
I'm not gonna make it, bros.

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>ebola
>long before 2020

Good. Nobody likes you anyway.

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wow another fucking meme that all these mediocre patreon artists and ironic weebs jump on before the next one comes along
it was entertaining when it was just ebola-chan since the absurdity and edginess of it was funny, but now it's oversaturated

there are loli hambeasts with tits

Just listen to what Corona-chan said in this very thread.
Eat healthily, drink plenty of eater, jump rope.
If you're inside all day you can give an hour up for exercising.

My neighbors get fast food delivery EVERY DAY since the lockdown. Can't wait for this to finish and realize they died from heart attacks 2 months ago.

Okay, but the gifs of Corona-chan shaking aren't hambeast. Those are the hips of a grown woman.
Unless you're trying to say all short women are loli

When Bowsette was around I realized I am outgrowing this shit. I just can’t see the people of meme faps anymore

i'm going to remember corona chan for a while just because if my fetish for qipao