Imagine if every weapon is now a woman competing with one another trying to be Doomguy's #1 Ripping and Tearing waifu. Who is best gun?
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Landon Young
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Ayden Gutierrez
chainsaw
Aaron Murphy
But she has dopey teeth with metal braces!
Blake Wilson
>shark teeth
hell yes
Nicholas Brooks
Plasma gun squirting over everything in sight
Grayson Campbell
Does this mean Chainsaw Chan gives Doomguy ammo gifts all the time and loves throwing confetti in the air?
Zachary Diaz
Big Fucking Girl
Zachary Stewart
oh yea! And than just imagine all the weapons you put away are just getting fucked by some massive BBC. Just completely stretching apart their pussy lips, or even...their tight buttholes! OH my! And then they empty their condomeless BBC's into their wombs to give you upgrades when you pull them out again!
Carter Ramirez
Are they all starving? What's the metaphor for being out of ammo every twenty shots in this scenario?
Ryan Phillips
Unable to keep up with Doomguy until chainsaw comes in to give everyone some help.