Imagine if every weapon is now a woman competing with one another trying to be Doomguy's #1 Ripping and Tearing waifu. Who is best gun?
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chainsaw
But she has dopey teeth with metal braces!
>shark teeth
hell yes
Plasma gun squirting over everything in sight
Does this mean Chainsaw Chan gives Doomguy ammo gifts all the time and loves throwing confetti in the air?
Big Fucking Girl
oh yea! And than just imagine all the weapons you put away are just getting fucked by some massive BBC. Just completely stretching apart their pussy lips, or even...their tight buttholes! OH my! And then they empty their condomeless BBC's into their wombs to give you upgrades when you pull them out again!
Are they all starving? What's the metaphor for being out of ammo every twenty shots in this scenario?
Unable to keep up with Doomguy until chainsaw comes in to give everyone some help.
Spending Doomguy's money?
Shotgun, not very flashy but the most reliable & dependable
Fucking sluts.
>gun girls
miss me with that shit nigga
Combat Shotgun waifu
>b-but SUPER SHOTTY
no, Combat Shotgun is much better
Super shotty domming combat shotgun when?
Pistol is a very clumsy girl that can't do anything right & constantly beats herself up over it
Chaingun is Pistol's athletic sister that fucks up as much as pistol but doesn't let it get her down
What if there was a mod for doom where u just went around raping all the demons of hell? That would be crazy haha
>rape
doomguy isn't evil
the heavy cannon
Already a mod
doomguy is a good christian man that wouldn't give demons the d
>Shotgun is girl next door
>Chainsaw is nerdy girl with braces
>Heavy Cannon is Haughty princess
>Super shotgun is aggressive childhood friend
>Rocket launcher is tall, busty, slightly dumb girl
>Plasma Gun is sporty girl
>Chaingun is delinquent
>BFG is milf
Super Shotgun or BFG
Yes, chainsaw is genki dork with shark teeth/braces that gets excited and throws confetti in the air but she tires herself out quickly
Spreading the love of humanity to sex starved female demons would be a net positive.
Super Shotgun is a shortstack teased by her sister Shotgun for not having any mods
doomguy always pick up and drop for the better weapons
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>Shotgun and SSG are sisters. SSG is shorter but older, very aggressive, point blank and grabby. Pettanko.
>Shotgun is standard waifu, thoughtful and feminine
>Chainsaw is Doomguys sister, she has shark teeth and likes cooking
>Heavy Cannon is class president/hime she's good at athletics
>rocket launcher is tall and busty clumsy girl, kind of slow
>Plasmagun is energetic tomboy
>Chaingun is Heavy Cannons older Sister, big tiddy ojou sama
>BFG is milf teacher
Doomguy loves all of his weapons!
What about Unmaykr?
HooH
She's only in 3 episodes the whole fucking season nobody cares
Hot Principal
Doomguy's and Chainsaw's milf mom that will absolutely fuck up anyone stupid enough to touch her kids
>Smug Super Shotgun bragging about how Doomguy can always count on her to the other weapons
>BFG moves back in to the Fortress and the pecking order has been restructured
Gun girls would have to have their shapes based on their origins, so combat shotgun would like a human girl, BFG would like a human muscle girl with ethereal energy coursing through her and the unmaker would be a powerful demon girl only rivaled by bfg.
But im already married to super shotgun
HDoom.
So what you're saying is that BFG is the angel whereas Unmaykr is the devil on Doomguy's shoulder?
>Chainsaw is Doomguys sister
wtf lewd
that's just demons though, not the guns
Right so the weapon wheel is essentially a harem
>braces
Unmaykr is Big Tiddy Goth GF
>the chainsaw is always with you
>always supporting you
>you always return to her after the other weapons let you down by running out of ammo
>she's also your cute younger sister
wtf romantic and hot
Redpill me on the Classic D00M Port for the Switch, is it a good port now with all the patches?
just install GZDoom
you do have a hacked switch, right?
this fucking board is irredeemable
Nope
>green hair
jfc muh dick
>is irredeemable
mate, it was never redeemable
shut the fuck up you fat cunt
So what end does the plasma ball come out of?
Does she like, spit it?
we need draw fags here
sorry boys
it's either this milf or the whiplash
You're half white, get over it nerd
I dunno why but I am very tempted to draw humanized doom guns for some reason. If this thread doesn't die I might come up with something.
BFG is SSBBW
there is a mod for that, but its for real doom and not this borring zoomer shit.
Nevermind, this is fucking difficult.
>Doom Eternal SSG is the athletic tomboy childhood friend who is constantly dragging Doomguy from location to location, but is always trying to protect him
Don't give up, user!
Would the gun waifus like Vega?
>Goth
Nah she's a gym nut.
Right?
Aw c’mon user, I’m sure we can help
Surely the big fucking girl should be thiccer than that
The Unmaker.
I dunno man, don't expect a work of art.
She has big titties, that's big enough. But she should probably be more fit/buff
>flying demon
i-is he okay