Doom:Eternal is one of the worst first-person shooters of this century. It's good as a doom game, because the entire doom series is shit. I don't know how you fucking idiots thought 2016 was anything special, it's just run-and-gun for the most casual of casual plebs. Shooter games all cater to the casual, low-level gamers, except for one special exception-rainbow six siege that is- and only an idiot who has never touched a video game before would more or less find some, albeit low, level of enjoyment from maybe the flashy ammo, health, and armor colors or glory kills. The game is too easy. Ultra nightmare is a joke, it's just nightmare difficulty, which is still too easy, but with s hardcore element attached to it like it's fucking minecraft or something. Grow up guys, pick up a real game, such as Sekiro:Shadows die twice, or Dark Souls I and II. If you're not convinced on why Doom:Eternal is such a shitty game yet, then here are some more points:
>Chainsaw is clunky and the animation is weighty and long; I'd rather get my ammo out of a demon's asshole >Swimming is shit >Marauder has Jewish facial features. Is this a political statement or a video game? >Slayer gates can be done again and again with no consequence despite saying that resources spent in the slayer gate will be lost. It ultimately kills any last chance for a real gamer to have a challenge at least in this game. >Exploration is easy if you take the right praetor suit points, and then what you invested can be earned back by making praetor points easier to find and more abundant. Exploration upgrades are just the casual route. >The jungle and rainforest levels are absolute dogshit linearity >And finally, the game insults true gamers by inundating us with tutorial screens and little tips for every single item or power we come across, down to telling us how to spend our money properly by showing us-nay-saying it straight to our faces directly almost that we wasted money on another AAA piece o shit cashcow
Read first sentence then stopped. Lulz, fuck off retard. How many times are you going to make this thread?
Lincoln James
How can one be filtered from a series when they know it's shit from the beginning?
Levi Rodriguez
You won't stop seething until you refund the game.
Austin Evans
Cope, filtered
Gavin Turner
I like how the UAC holographic spokesperson uses terms that belittles the modern feminist and equality movement
Adam Green
Filtered from what? The next, even shittier release of doom? The one where you finally realize that wasting your time playing doom could be spent eating protein powder and hitting the gym? By the way, your mother just sent me a dm ;)
The marauder is a shitty enemy whose attacks can be easily BAITED. Super shotgun and ballista turn him into literal fodder.
Blake Allen
aw, is that your fowst time being mean on fowchan? You'll save yourself a lot of damage to the noggin if you don't but this shitty game in the first place.
Alexander Peterson
>Marauder has Jewish facial features. Is this a political statement or a video game? >The jungle and rainforest levels are absolute dogshit linearity
nu-doom is literal consolized zoomer trash though. >low ammo count forcing you into GLORY KILLS every 5 secs >weapons don't do enough damage (tuned to stun enemies instead to get you to GLORY KILL (tm)) >random enemy spawns all over the arena making gameplay annoying rather than hard >faggy upgrade semi-RPG shit no one asked for >shitty cooldown abilities no one asked for >feels like I'm playing a console game even though I'm on PC >devs literally described the game as "pick up the controller and play" I pirated it though so whatever.
>>And finally, the game insults true gamers by inundating us with tutorial screens >He doesn't know how to use the menu
Harakiri immediately
Benjamin Sullivan
Jew hands typed this post
John Ramirez
filtered
Kayden Collins
The amount of people who didn't actually read OP's post and are taking the bait is astounding >Marauder has Jewish facial features >Jungle and Rainforest levels Kek
Justin Price
finally, someone sees through my bait!
Alexander Lee
fpbp
Ryder Myers
>actually reading the OP You're not a faggot are you.
Cooper Hall
>Not reading the OP >Responding to it anyway
Aiden Flores
You should play a real man's game like animal crossing, now that'll put some hair on your chest.
Carter Powell
This
Logan Sullivan
>low ammo count forcing you into GLORY KILLS every 5 secs >weapons don't do enough damage (tuned to stun enemies instead to get you to GLORY KILL (tm)) >random enemy spawns all over the arena making gameplay annoying rather than hard >faggy upgrade semi-RPG shit no one asked for >shitty cooldown abilities no one asked for >feels like I'm playing a console game even though I'm on PC >devs literally described the game as "pick up the controller and play" literally every single one of these are non-problems >why is game this way and not this way?? you got FILTERED.COM bro
That's a lot of words to type out just to admit that you're shit at the game . They make it so the game takes just a slight amount of strategy and all of the sudden you lose your mind
Gabriel Torres
just finished og doom with the exception of thy flesh consumed why do people dick ride it so hard? there are hardly any instances where theres plenty of enemies on screen, its mostly outdoor areas which are super rare level design is more labyrinth but its quite linear and more of a hit or miss E1 is good, E2 is so and so, E3 is mostly shit enemy variety is lackluster, most of what you actually fight is imps, zombiemen and piknies with a bunch of cacos sprinkled on top i don't doubt it was revolutionary at the time but goddamn, the QUAKE games are SO MUCH better
Jaxson Jenkins
I beat it on ultra nightmare difficulty. Who are you fooling? The game is too easy and does not provide a realistic or quality challenge to real gamers.
