BRO HOW IS THIS GAME SO FUCKING CRINGE

*SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>it doesn't matter that it has microtransactions despite being a $60 game
>it doesn't matter that the protagonist is always a smug Josh Whedon quipfag
>it doesn't matter that the map is tiny
>it doesn't matter that you can travel across the map in 3 and a half minutes
>It doesn't need to have good music
>it doesn't matter that all the artists on the soundtrack Zoomercore garbage
>it doesn't need to not have degenerate anti-white american zoomer pandering artists
>it doesnt matter that the music has shitty mumble rap in it
>it doesn't matter that it gets delayed again after being in development for 7 years
>it doesn't need to have massive crowds of people
>it doesn't matter that the devs aren't even at their offices anymore to work on the fucking game
>It doesn't matter that FemV is even uglier now
WE ARE NOW HERE
>it doesn't need dynamic weather systems
>it doesn't need to have a branching story
>it doesn't need to have substance

CYBERFLOP $20.77 Million WASTED

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What a bizarre deflection.

Why does everyone in the background look like a tranny?

>he doesn't know what paint markers are
I see this shit everywhere because any retard can buy a paint marker and tag shit. I saw someone tag a water heater someone had set out on the curb to be picked up by the trash.

>Arasaka
>want to maintain safety and order
Guess that's one way to show that you don't know shit about the setting.

Cause Nazis were the good guys

BASED SAZAMPOSTER

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ok incel

>flop
Are you people still trying after failing to TORtanci Doom Eternal, DMCV and Animal Crossing spectacularly?

>It'll still be 91 on metacritic with 80+ reviews
NONONONO YOU'RE JUST POZZED AHHHH

>extra-small paint cans
ever heard of pens lol?

>police have devil horns
how very deep and compelling

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>bro
>cringe
Ok millennial.

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look up winged hussars brainlet

They look like nilfgaardains

Because the game takes common tropes from the cyberpunk genre?

Almost as deep as cyberpunk settings themselves.

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>These kinds of details really don't bode well for creating an immersive world.

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>riot police dress in all black and cover their faces
wow dude it's like a total statement

>same thread with the same OP pic in a span of half an hour or so
Totally not a shill thread guys

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They're corporate militia.

>order and unity bad
>chaos and degeneracy good
Shit game

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dumb teenagers

>Cyberpunk should not have fat people with mohawks
lol

why the fuck do the swat dudes have cat ears on their helmets?

>Giving a fuck what some literal who boomer who spends his time walking back and forth between his usual cafe and his home where he sits on his couch and watches TV thinks
There is no lifeform lower than the unemployed boomer
They create nothing and consume nothing of value, they just exist to eat shit sleep and watch daytime TV
I have more respect for the fucking rodents in my basement than for some
>WELL BACK IN MY DAY
fuck

>Be Pole
>see polish game
>AAA POLISH GAME GOOD
>POLAND POLAND AAAAAAAA
>CYBERPUNK GOOD, YOUR GAME BAD

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Yes, the millennial who thinks watching superhero flicks for 5 year olds is radical activism.

I literally haven't watched a single movie, series or any TV in ten years my strawmanning friend

I'm amazed at ability to make up complaints like this

>corporate militia
The fact that it is corporate organized means it cannot be a militia. It would just be private military.

It's not an actual example of grafitti because theres no swastikas anywhere

Based sip-user. Those were good times.

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holy fuck these threads are cringe

>>chaos and degeneracy good
i doubt that's the point here

Shazam! poster only good part of these threads

>Polish game
>has zero polish

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That's a typical Yas Forumsanon you people should be happy to be included.

Shazam! poster is the most handsomest and chadest poster ever

You play as a criminal helping gangs and shit

Kino

Don't mind me, just posting the superior Polish cyberpunk game.

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the devs have already stated that the game is about "saving yourself, not the world." You can play as a moralfag if you want to most likely.

I killed children in Fallout 2.

I wish you could play as a cop wrecking those cringy blue haired antifas

>You can play as a moralfag if you want to most likely
I highly doubt it, but I hope you're right.

they're professional corporate shills, not cops.

nice little self insert

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Yes, this fits perfectly into the cyberpunk aesthetic.

they better. Being the one sane man in a corrupt and decadent world is based.

how very cyberpunk of her : )

game isn't out yet
also ozjasz wykurwiaj

>please fail please fail please fail
pathetic, kill yourself Yas Forumsfag

GIRUGAMESH

Me on the right

Because it's cyberpunk. Authority is never seen as good unless the MC has existing ties.

Yas Forumsfags already got butterlord though, they don't care about this shit anymore

You see police are evil so we dressed them in all black and gave them devil horns. This is top tier symbolism only the most intelligent of gamers will be able to recognize. Most people will have this very subtle nod to the freudian effect go over most people heads. I'm glad they are not dumbing this game down or pandering to nazis like they did in the witcher series.

right but why nazis of all things? why not something more original?

>make the corpos look absolutely awesome and the criminals look like retarded twitterites
is this supposed to make me not be a corporate shill?

Who make up all these complaints? Is some overweight, unshaved neet who hasn't showered in three days scouring the internet to use his critical thinking skills to criticize things to small they have even less of an impact on the world than him? Or was it made by normal people who are genuinely annoyed by small things?

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Imagine being an adult male, looking at this picture and not immediately wanting to be one of those heavily armed riot police. What a fucking dream that would be. Get to bash fat pink haired freaks over the head during the day and go home to your beautiful traditional wife at night.

wonder how many of them get bans for mispronounce or other retarded shit

I don't see CDPR

When will devs realize making your evil faction look cool as fuck makes people want to join them?

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>*calls for magic car*
>autodrives on road to quest marker
>*cybernetic implant toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant blood stains all over the crotch....a tranny™, it's gotta be"
>"Come on, K.I.T.T."
>*follows augmented nose*
>guys in women™ costumes appear
>"COME ON CHOOMBAS! FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A NETRUNNER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" WUBWUBWUB *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic headshot and blows guy in half"
>"Mhmm....males™ pretending to be females™......better tell the district head about this"
>"Come on, K.I.T.T."
>*autodrives on road back to metropolis*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT PENDEJO V, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some trannies posing as women™, here's proof *shows wig*"
>"REAL SHITSHOW, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE HQ CHIPPED IN"
>"Reset the era" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 eddies received

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This or the trauma team. Fuck these punk ass bitches.

Doesn't matter bro. They've already caved in to the resetera crowd multiple times.