Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord - Early Access Launch Thread
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Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord - Early Access Launch Thread
Elijah Long
Gabriel Mitchell
first for OP is a faggot
Nolan Hughes
OUR RITEFUL LAND
Jonathan Richardson
based and first pilled
Camden White
woo!
Gavin Brown
FUCK RHODOKS
Christopher Wright
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Benjamin Robinson
is early access free
Thomas Reyes
waiting for mega
Hunter Cruz
youtube.com
post bangers for the last 15 minutes of wait time
Daniel Ramirez
>15 Minutes
Adrian Cruz
faggot OP couldn't even wait for the bump limit
Connor Young
Where my nord bros at?
Michael Brown
Josiah Rodriguez
RULE BATTANIA
John Morales
Lads!
>yfw you weren't one of the few who died while waiting for Bannerlord to rele-
Brayden Brown
>10 word essay due to 2 weeks but need to play bannerlord instead
REEEEEE
Tyler Scott
>scared to stand up out of my chair because the sudden rush of blood from sitting on my ass for around 6 hours might make me pass out and get my skull bashed into the floor and i would die before playing the game at all.
This is how it is right now, this is where i die
Brody Edwards
imagine if it gets stickied HE CAN TELL ALL HIS FRIENDS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
Michael Flores
Official stream is nothing but bangers
youtube.com
Jayden Murphy
RHODOOOOOOOOOKBROS REPORT IN
Blake Brooks
post butter
James Sanders
some of you serfs are ok. don't go to ocs hal tomorrow.
Isaac Hill
WE GONNA MAKE I-
Benjamin Garcia
lole
Dominic Sanders
THIIIIIIIIIIS LAND IS MINE
GOD GAVE THIS LAND TO MEEEEEEE
THIS BRAVE AND ANCIENT LAAAAND
TO MEEEEE
Julian Campbell
Just write Jackie Chan 5 times ez.
Christopher Smith
Can’t wait to bang Lady Alfrun’s grandma.
Thomas Moore
It tooks us a long time to get here and now we here its nearly over and just begun.
Xavier Price
LET ME PAY ALREADY
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE THE EMPRESS WITH MY BIG VLANDIAN COCK
Asher Torres
F
Grayson Parker
10 word essay, are you in the special class user?
Dominic Young
I know where I'm going first.
Michael Bennett
VLANDI MERCENARY CHADS REPORT IN
Cooper Cooper
WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT
>WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT
WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT
>WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT
WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT
>WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT
WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT
>WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT
WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT
>WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT
WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT
>WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT
Mason Reyes
Tough luck, you're stuck with them in the same faction now.
Lucas Rogers
>don't stand up
>get blood clot and die
Tough choices
Christian Fisher
>be you
>pussy rhodok
>do you even ride?
>do you even use bow and arrow?
>have to use pussy formations and WAIT for the enemy to charge you
Swadian chads WW@?
Connor Hill
youtube.com
Thread theme
Liam Sanders
;_;
Kayden Phillips
youtube.com
reporting in.
Luke Evans
Kevin White
Lincoln Morgan
POST YFW PLAYING BANNERLORD
Ryder Cook
Lets all take a minute to remember all those that have died while waiting for this release
Joseph Edwards
Even if its 10 pages that shit can be done in 4 hours nigger
Andrew Jones
>yfw still alive
Eli Ward
post your shame
Kevin Sanders
Charles Robinson
hey Yas Forums check it
William Foster
>Late state terminal corona
Well lads I almost made it, have a good time in Bannerlord
Kevin Gonzalez
We made it, bros.
James Wood
I FINALLY FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR
Ayden Fisher
Ayden Turner
DEVS ARE PLAYING IT ON STEAM
Liam Moore
Haha user someone has one of those laser pointers on your forehead.
Adam Perry
STILL ALIVE
Cameron Diaz
>62 dollarydoos
What the FUCK?
Aaron Baker
WHAT ABOUT STEAM
I'M A FILTHY THIRD WORLDER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
James King
>inb4 it's terrible
Jacob Barnes
You know those cunts that sit next to lions and tigers n shit? Those are the same dumb cunts that trust emus, they pretend to be nice and caring until they fucking snap. Never trust fucking emus, a fucking emu shitposting cunt posted that!
Ryan Myers
>want to buy it
>shouldn't spend any money on games because money is tight due to corona memes
I'm selling off my TF2 and Dota 2 shit on steam, fuck it.
Dominic Davis
>Bannerlord AND new Battle Brothers DLC
It's our time!
Eli Turner
Can't wait for it to be a total disaster because none of you cunts remember how awful and buggy original M&B was in it's beta period, and for everyone to cry how they regret buying it.
I'll get it on sale in a few months.
Kayden Allen
3 page essay took me just a bit half an hour to write.
Ian Harris
Brayden Barnes
>be me
>2020
>coronavirus scares
>govt tells everyone to stay inside
>don't listen and still go for night walks and take train into city to walk around the city listening to chill music
>be last week
>coughing heaps
>go to doctor
>test positive for coronavirus and HIV
>doctor gives me 1 week to live
>that was 6 days, 23 hours and 50 minutes ago
>won't live long enough to play bannerlord
Adrian Reyes
>nearly $63 emubucks
Fuck that shit.
Henry King
A PLACE WHERE I CAN BE WITHOUT REMORSE
Carter Clark
LORE:
EMPIRE
>Calradic Empire covered much of Calradia
>It has been in decline for some time
>Emepror Arenicos is assassinated without naming an heir
>NORTHERN EMPIRE wants to restore the ancient rule of the Senate, lead by Senator Lucon
>SOUTHERN EMPIRE believes heriditary rule is correct, lead by Emperor's widow Rhagaea
>WESTERN EMPIRE is lead by a famous commander Garios, true intentions unknown
BATTANIA
>Original inhabitants of most of Calradia
>Pushed back into the northern hills
>Besieged on all sides, want to take back their land under High King Caladog
VLANDIAN
>Bunch of mercenaries and adventurers come from overseas to serve the Empire
>Empire starts paying them by giving them land/titles
>Eventually they get powerful and declare independence
>Have been settling and expanding eastward since
STURGIA
>Explorers and traders manage to conquer the hostile north
>Trading towns spring up, but lots of people also come from Nordlands to the far north
>Collection of principalities united into a single Kingdom of the north
ASERAI
>Desertfags, divided and bickering
>Recently united under a powerful Sultan
>Unstable, but prepping to invade northward into the Empire
KHANATE
>Steppe people chill out
>Recently, clans conquered or united by a single strong ruler named Monchug
>Prepping to invade all Calradia, however there are people gunning to rule it instead
Kevin Hill
When
Angel Morris
good, fuck off now
William Ortiz
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Lincoln Martinez
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Jaxson Peterson
Nathaniel Watson
WE'RE THERE
WE REALLY ARE
Jace Clark
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Nolan Long
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Carter Nguyen
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Luke Ward
Should I buy this? Does this version work with Steam?
Elijah Sanchez
The two most kino games in existence, truly a golden time we live in.