Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord release thread

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STURGIA STRONG

GIVE US THE GAME TURKS

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twitch.tv/taleworlds

THERE'S A STREAM WITH A COUNTDOWN

Wish we could preload but whaevs.

Bros, my left arm is going numb

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BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY

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this game cured my autism and made my dick grow 3 times its size

WE FUCKING MADE IT BROS I LOVE YOU GUYS

OFFICIAL LAUNCH DAY STREAM

youtube.com/watch?v=7bezApKFDQc

Lads!

>yfw you weren't one of the few who died while waiting for Bannerlord to release

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>Changing steam to Australia gets you the game earlier

oh no no no no

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You only have yourself to blame, faggot.

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Yet.

ONE MORE HOUR

LEND ME YOUR AID BUTTER BROTHERS

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This is the end. The sweet, sweet end

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WHEN

ARE

THE

RAPE

MODS??????

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i love you too user this is a nice night for me, im really happy we made it too

>$39.99
ha ha yeah right ;_;

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I NEED A CUTE STEPPE WAIFU RIGHT NOW

Western Imperial slave hunter. If that's not possible I'll just raid.

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>PSU busted last week
>store closed due to coronachan
>mail order delayed to today, again to due coronachan
>after the best part of a decade still have to wait some hours more

>plans

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OH JESUS
JESUS
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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you're going to fucking get one user!
WE ALL ARE!!

WE NEED A FUCKING STICKY, THIS FRANCHISE IS A Yas Forums DARLING MODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

At least you don't have 2 MB/s. This will take all day.

Rolling stickys suck.

IM PUMPED

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Forget about it, mods are braindead

Buy it from taleworlds.com/en/Store so gaben doesn't get a cut and just add it to your steam library and it will work as a steam game

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>2kb file

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Why did you guys change your time zone?Brexit?

Aight imma take a shit since it's still 40 minutes

>retards still don't know how timezones work

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>it is real

>less than an hour

I will like hitting people in the noggin.

I can finally play this before the world ends.

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toast to all the anons who have passed away before they get to see this glorious day when Bannerlord is finally released

don't jinx it

Still got an hour to go lad, hope you're in a safe location away from windows.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Downloading at gigabit speed

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HOLY SHIT BOYS

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>This game plans to unlock in approximately less than an hour

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POST EM

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>it took a global pandemic to make the turks get off their asses and start putting some work into the game and finally release it in early access.

wew

>starter pack

Welp... /mbg/ has now officially hit critical mass. I won't be seeing you butterbois for a while. It's been going downhill with the normie hype anyway. But now it's officially overboard.

See y'all after this whole Corona shit gets taken care of, maybe...

RAPE MOD WHEN

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Hello Yas Forums, I have come from another board to play Bannerlord.

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Fucking disgusting

MODS FUCKING STICKY RIGHT NOW OR I WILL START MAKING NUMEROUS THREADS YOU USELESS FUCKS

>stream starts
APRIL FOOLS!

WE MADE IT BRO'S

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WHERE MY VLANDIA LADS AT

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Can we just fucking nuke Turkey already.

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A prayer for all the anons rn in coma recovering while we will be playing

>8 YEARS
>8 YEARS
>8 YEARS
>8 YEARS
youtube.com/watch?v=XLB9PlqkONo

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post yfw you made it

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That's a pretty /fa/ shirt.

10 years 10 FUCKING YEARS
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Greetings friend I hope you enjoy the game

taleworlds.com/en/Store
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Dont give Gaben your hard earned neetbux!!!

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>tfw waiting all this time just so I can buy the game and then download 40gb on my slow ass internet
WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST HAVE IT READY FOR A DAMN PRELOAD

Crack when?

theyre probably waiting for the
>IT'S OUT
threads

youtube.com/watch?v=KTqTXPgFpiM
its amazing. I need it.
If you aren't playing based Sand men, don't (You) me.

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postin in epic brad

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based

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don't make thread outside of page 9 you stupid Yas Forumsredditor
can someone make a sticky on Yas Forums so they fuck off?

AAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Whole world on shut down
>Been stockpiling for years thanks to /k/
>managed to not kill myself somehow

Release the game this is what i've been waiting for god damn it!!

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>UK niggers don't know what GMT is

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A moment of silence for everyone who didn't make it please.

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Here in this thread, right now, I want to take a moment to acknowledge all our fellow comrades who died before the release of this game. Yes, there will be more causalities, more suffering and pain throughout this early access release but I just wanted to have this post as a remembrance and celebration of what we have now and the ones we lost along the way

But I do user. And worse yet, my roomates are home all day again due to coronachan, and they'll likely be streaming shit.
I might fuck up the wifi just to keep them from using the line for now

>Primus
based

If it's just a steam key, I'm pretty sure gaben still gets his cut.

seriously what is wrong with you?

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When did they scrap everything and restarted?

Say goodbye to our old friends.

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>Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord (TR/RU/CIS)
Based turks giving out Bannerlord for slavs for cheap

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fuck em.
They should have held on.
Bannerlord is for the living.

Two weeks I'd wager.

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when is it on igg?

fuck. No one can beat the almighty gaben

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>mfw I'm starting to cough

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in 2014 so thats when they started making a new engine and game from scratch which is what took so long, which has been 6 years

which is pretty good time considering how much effort that is for a small time and how it was made with extreme moddability and modding tools in mind this time

shut up you stink

>Putin and Assad put off invading Turkey just so we could have Butterlord
Thank you based bros

i can finally fuck better looking horses

>When Daylight Saving Time (DST) is in use, UK time is GMT+1, or British Summer Time (BST).When DST is not in use, UK is on GMT (Greenwich Mean Time), which is the Standard Time.
Fuck Daylight Saving Time and fuck the British

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35$ on gmg noice

Lads why is there suddenly a massive extremely bright light in the sky?

they weren't fucking around when they said the game had permadeath user

I'll miss them

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POST YFW YOU LIVED TO THE DAY TO PLAY BANNERLORD, LADS

WE FUCKING MADE IT

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We had a sticky once, and it brought in a bunch of shitposting newfags, do you want that to happen again?

LORE:

EMPIRE
>Calradic Empire covered much of Calradia
>It has been in decline for some time
>Emepror Arenicos is assassinated without naming an heir
>NORTHERN EMPIRE wants to restore the ancient rule of the Senate, lead by Senator Lucon
>SOUTHERN EMPIRE believes heriditary rule is correct, lead by Emperor's widow Rhagaea
>WESTERN EMPIRE is lead by a famous commander Garios, true intentions unknown

BATTANIA
>Original inhabitants of most of Calradia
>Pushed back into the northern hills
>Besieged on all sides, want to take back their land under High King Caladog

VLANDIAN
>Bunch of mercenaries and adventurers come from overseas to serve the Empire
>Empire starts paying them by giving them land/titles
>Eventually they get powerful and declare independence
>Have been settling and expanding eastward since

STURGIA
>Explorers and traders manage to conquer the hostile north
>Trading towns spring up, but lots of people also come from Nordlands to the far north
>Collection of principalities united into a single Kingdom of the north

ASERAI
>Desertfags, divided and bickering
>Recently united under a powerful Sultan
>Unstable, but prepping to invade northward into the Empire

KHANATE
>Steppe people chill out
>Recently, clans conquered or united by a single strong ruler named Monchug
>Prepping to invade all Calradia, however there are people gunning to rule it instead

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Please user don't look

youtube.com/watch?v=ULoedr7iwoQ
battania or bust

I'm sure it is nothing

it'll go away soon, just ignore the vibrations that'll happen and it will be fine

>40 MINUTES

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It's amazing how most UKuck posters were angrily posting on here unaware of that.

I'll witness you, user.

Why are you friends with that nigger Harlaus?

The blood price must be paid.

t'is a miracle

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ITS GONNA HAPPEN VERY SOON LADS

>countdown website says it's out now
>set alarm
>wake up
>1 hour left retard
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Paying 40 bucks for an early access title for a game we've been waiting for for 10 years.
>No kingdom management
>No clear as to when it's leaving early access
>No indication of when they're going to update various features said to be in the game.
I'm supposed to think 40 bucks is a good deal for this? Get fucked.

Can someone explain the game to me? Why is it fun, why is it hyped, what is there to enjoy? is it a pure sandbox? Is multi just skirmishes or long campaigns?

Help please, I'm looking for something fun to play with my friends.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>tfw emperor of calradia's daughter is called Ira

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I'M SUPPOSED TO WRITE A WORK REPORT TODAY
BUT ALL I DO IS JUST LURKING AT BANNERLORD THREADS WHILE REFRESHING THE SITE
ALL DAY

LORD HAVE MERCY ON ME FOR THIS SLOTH AND PROCRASTINATION
FOR IT IS BANNERLORD
JESUS CHRIST

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its been a long ride
im glad i can finally sit down and play this thing

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It's not over until the fat lady sings

never seen Yas Forums more excited for a shitter game

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WHERE THE CRACK AT CUH

WTF

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Fuck I can’t believe
After 8 years of waiting we have finally come home

ive never played mount and blade but can i join the hype with u guys? :-)

shut up little girl!

>tfw live in italy
>tfw can't go out to recharge my card because of the lockdown

I just hope it doesn't have denuvo

The developers quite literally posted an announcement saying "you can just wait and not buy it if you'd rather play it with all the features"

Go be a nigger somewhere else

did you forget Mightno9?

Good for you, now fuck off.

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thanks user. I think I'm going with khuzaits.

link please

WHERE MY VAEGIR NIGGAS AT??

I'm excited for it but I haven't been eagerly waiting for it like some of you throughout the years so while I'm very keen to play it I'm not sure about how to feel I haven't been hyped for 9 years but also haven't been tortured for 9 years.

ALMOST HEAVEN
WEST CALRADIA

Up the RA

>life will perish
>Bannerlord will stay in early access forever

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I can't buy the game because my identity got stolen and they cleaned out my bank account.

Literally 2 days ago. After waiting so many years for this.

>It's a remake of a song from the original soundtrack
Yes
Indulge me

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Yes, this is my first Mount and Blade game and I'm hyped

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RHODOK MOUNTAINS

>Northern Empire - Republichads
>Western Empire - Empirechads
>Southern Empire - Beta orbiters

Comfy official music stream. Fuck esports though.

We've already made up our minds
I was with warband from the earliest beta and with the bannerlord beta.

Warband beta was shite compared to the end product, but still better than most games by far. Bannerlord will be shite compared to the end product, but still worthwhile for me at least

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Meh, Not interested in a thread until the game gets cracked

Give me your steam login and I'll buy it for you

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All I want to hear is this.
youtube.com/watch?v=NBU-9J9Bkl0

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it is 32 dollars(20% discount) if you have any M&B game and yes it has more gameplay and content than any 60 dollar game

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Just pirate it like the rest of us you pleb.

hey user I feel for you mate

>too scared to pop my neck because might accidentally snap neck and die

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I think it has only steam protection

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It's great right? Just for once all the NO FUN ALLOWED >:( retards can't keep up.

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WITNESS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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F to all my niggas that died tho

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>Bannerlord delayed again
Bannerlord never ever

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>DUUUHH DUUUUUUUHHH DUUUUUUUUUHHH IT'S SHIT DUUUUUUHHH
that's literally you

No the discounted price is 40 bux, 50 is the no discount price.

I want to impregnate the Empress Rhagaea and princess Ira.

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forgot link youtube.com/watch?v=7bezApKFDQc

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>COUNTRY ROADS, TAKE ME HOMMMEEE
>TO THE PLACE, I BELOONNGG!!!
>WEST CALRADIA, PRAVEND MAMA
>TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROOOAAADDSSSS

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>The music on the stream

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>tfw I will have to pirate it first because I am a filthy neet
lord forgive me

BATTANIA RISE UP

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oh okay

post yfw you rout the pathetic horselords as the battaviet cong

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>unironically paying for an early-access game
shiggidydiggidydoo

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torrent when?

THERE'S STILL TIME TO DIE

Literally a medieval sandbox. It looks like in this one there will be a Campaign with a structure if you want it, but you can ignore it.

But yes, essentially you can play whatever role you want in a big medieval world. Whether you want to become a notMongol and lead horse hordes to raid shit, or become a cozy feudal lord managing your peasants in a village, or a fat-cocked vassal in charge of castles/cities leading campaigns against enemies.

Battles can be anything ranging from a skirmish of a few guys to massive fielded battles of hundreds of people. Sieges are like that too, only they have siege equipment now. the "story" of the game is literally just you making a name for yourself in this new land, doing whatever the fuck you want. You can even just say fuck it and be a bandit lord and raid towns/caravans and be the scourge of the land.

It's just an open medieval sandbox RPG. The best part is the modding potential; in the previous game (Warband) we ended up with what were essentially LOTR RPGs, Warhammer RPGs, etc. The sheer amount of content you get with these games is staggering and they are incredibly fun.

Also this one has a clan system so you have to build and manage your family dynasty and shit, so if you die your heir takes over etc

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It's a medieval life sandbox with a decently robust simulation underneath and a simple, yet satisfying combat system. It's hard to say exactly how much content there will be on release, but the previous games are insanely replayable, even without mods.

>it's another "poorfag tells ludicrous story to get free games" post.
Fuck off.

WHO /HYPE/ HERE

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Wtf is with all you gays honoring the memory of people who could not stave off heart disease long enough to play this?
FFS half of them could be alive if they took ibuprofen once a day.

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ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE

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>Northern Empire - Republichads
>Southern Empire - Empirechads
>Western Empire - Mark Antony's wild cuckold ride

ftfy

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>got a notice from my bank that my account was being accessed from an IP in Turkey
>random bullshit charges I never made, report them as fraudulent immediately
>card is disabled for security and won't get a new one for a few days
NOW I CAN'T BUY SHIT ONLINE UNTIL LATER THIS WEEK ERDOGAN YOU FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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fuck weebs
fuck consoleshitters
fuck coomers
fuck Yas Forumsshitters

its finally happening

>torrenting an early access game
It will probably get patches every few weeks.

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>Feeling my breathing a little heavy even tho im a young 30 year old man with no previous health issues that isnt fat not skinny and have no signs of coughin or fever.

bros... this is it...

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I need to leave the house today to get essential items. I will get infected I know it. At least ill be able to play for 5-7 days before I die.

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LEAD US TO HEAVEN WHEN WE DIE

fuck you
do not desecrate their sacrifice

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE MUSIC STOPPPPPPPP

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it's me, the turk that stole your identity
so i could buy bannerlord

in its most simple terms, it's half sandbox with real time physics based melee combat and half strategy game

>being a newfag unaware warband was early access
see yourself out nigger

post kino while we wait lads
youtube.com/watch?v=wKhkyFqOb4w

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LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYONE!

I've always hoped for a seamless way to do this in a multiplayer enviroment but there really is no way.

>mfw Swadian faggotry

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then it is okay user

FEATURES REMINDER

>Engine supports 1000+ AI units on screen, VERIFIED, angsty anti-M&B naysayers BTFO
>World map offering ~3X larger play area
>enhanced formations
>enhanced diplomacy
>crafting
>Pre-deployment phase
>Functioning real-time siege weaponry
>Enhanced siege decisions at the world map stage

>factions are made up of clans
>Family dynasty system, you can die and play on as your offspring
>greatly enhanced management of your kingdom/regions
>executions
>A.I plays under the same rules as the player as much as possible, needs to recruit troops the same way the player does from the same availability pool so all the lords and the player are on an even playing field
>you need to buy horses for your cavalry troops and so does the AI, from the same pools just like the troops above
>shop locations can be bought in cities, and again these are available for the AI and the player under the same rules so there's competition for ownership
>personal horses have upgrade slots

>engine designed with modding in mind
>mods can be stacked on top of each other in a load order
>official modding tools will be released (not with initial EA release though)
>some features will not be present in the initial EA release, such as creating your own kingdom and crafting, and will be added in over the coming months
>Remember to create a better future where cowardly Rhodoks can never come to exist

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GODDAMN RIGHT

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30 MINUTUES

AGAIN

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The wait is making me hard for some reason

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Only essential thing is water. The rest can wait.

Is this the only shitpost proof game in Yas Forums history?

>Sacrifice
I didn't know eating pizza and burgers every day for years was a sacrifice.

>recharge your card
what?

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Zoomer here, never played the first one. Anything I should know?

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wtf? i'm not even this guy

weird coincidence

Isn't the game originally $50? Last time I did math 20% of 50 = 10

So wouldn't that make it $40?

>Lockdown's in effect here in Bongland and I get WEEKS off to play this shit.

YES
FUCKING YES
IT'S FUCKING HARVESTING SEASON

They have hinted at co-op and such eventually but it'll likely involve pausing OR you'll take part in the other player's battles

>released days before human extinction

based roaches

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Have fun with the game user

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I'm so goddamn excited. It's been years, bros yearssrufffffffso o oj j a

Remember that not choosing Swadia is purposely gimping yourself out of the best the human species can offer.

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they ate them so you didn't have to you ungrateful shit

their deaths helped fuel the dev team.
Do not disgrace them

Anticipation boner.

I LOOK FORWARD TO THE MANY DINOSAUR MODS ANONS WILL SURELY ADD

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>It sucks that my money was stolen and I couldn't buy bannerlord
>But then the person who stole my money could by bannerlord
>So my happieness went down and his happieness went up, so it's all even realy.
>So whatever

I give this castle to myself again

sanjar khan has the fattest cock in all of calradia

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That's basically me and your mom every night, Swadian scum.

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It's 1 hour and 30 minutes dumbass. Learn to timezone.

>ONE HOUR LEFT
what really?

Sibir is fucking mine.

Yeah I'm wrong but you will not see another 20% discount for at least a year

>MOUNT&MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>DARK AND DUSTY, PAINTED ON THE SKYBOX
>COUNTRY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME
>TO THE PLACE I BELONG
>WEST CALRADIA

Someone could still come into your home and shoot you my dude.

POST YFW 30 MINUTES

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can anything stop a hammer and anvil with huskarls and knights?

Arise, arise, Riders of Harlus!
plates shall be laden, flagon shall be hoisted,
a feast day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for butter and the feast's ending!
Butter! Butter! Butter!
Forth my Butterlords!