oh no, Yas Forums!
you've managed to rescue the princess, but now she's laughing at your tiny penis
use your video game know-how to subvert the situation
oh no, Yas Forums!
you've managed to rescue the princess, but now she's laughing at your tiny penis
use your video game know-how to subvert the situation
Smack her face with your gauntleted and forcibly claim your prize on that bed.
I sage the thread
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Dominions (the screenshot probably is from 3, but 5 is the latest, and effectively makes older versions obsolete)
In a burst of anger you strike the princess and force her to the ground, you are getting your reward. You're a nice guy after all, its what you deserve!
Unfortunately, the princess doesn't even feel your tiny pecker and just keeps laughing as you trust your man hood into her as best as you can. You dont feel powerful, you feel small...
>what do?
turn 360 degrees and walk away to fuck the dragon
Tape the sword to your dick and use it.
Use your sword, the bladed end gpblin style on the princess and punish her for laughing at you