Oh no, Yas Forums!

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>the princess doesn't even feel your tiny pecker
God damn, what a gaping hole she must have. How many orcs has she let fuck her?

Ask her why is her womanhood cascading all over the floor like curtains made of beef? How kany Horses and Greenskins went into her first before you?

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Luckily I specced into strength like a chad so holding her down will be trivial

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Use a mega mushroom but before you were able to eat it, the princess takes it from you and eats it for herself becoming a giantess.

fantastic

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She's supposed to be chaste. How would she know the difference?

I reveal to her that unlocking my true penis requires her to complete all of the side quests and defeat the true final boss

Just do it until I cum and throw her out the window. Tell the King she confessed to you that she was defiled by Orcs. After you briefly stepped out to ask for Court saucier/mental health specialist, she took her own life by jumping out the window.

As long as hers is nice and big I don't care if mine is too small.

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This is what you get for not saving the monster instead

why do people make fun of guys with small weens
how exactly are they responsible for their genitalia size

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Make her fat and round so she can’t judge you with her wide hips and flabby belly.

They're not responsible for it, neither are manlets. However people laugh at them regardless

Split it in half, half for your penis and half for her BMI.

Laughing at chinlets, manlets, dicklets etc. is fine despite being genetic. Laughing at landwhales is not fine however despite it being a choice.

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>Laughing at landwhales is not fine however despite it being a choice.
>Choice
But wait, they claim it's also genetics that made them fat. That should make it okay to laugh at them too, right?

"Yeah and thats when she started to cry, my insults were so fierce bros maybe I should have held back but she really deserved it. I considered just leaving and fuckign the dragon again (im fuckign like 7 dragons right now on the side but w/e), but I knew she had to be though a lesson. So i took my sword and tied it around my dick and lanced her orc defiled hole! Shit was so cash threw her out a window after and got away with it. Shit was easy mode.

The sounds of clickity clacking of your key board fill your empty room. Its been a few days since you left the tower in shame, and you are on the brink of losing it.

>what do?

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how is op laughing at anyone, when he obviously has a small dick

press ~
click princess
type "disable" and press enter
go play some videogames

jack off to monster girl porn for the 17th time today

Go fuck the monster girl dragon, she's so desperate for dick she doesn't care what size it is.

Say racist things to elves on the internet.

Plenty of woman don’t care, as long as it’s not a micro-penis. But now you’ve got me thinking: there’s a huge variance in breast size preference, with lots of people actually preferring them small; I’ve never heard of anything similar with penises. A woman may not care that you’re sub five inches, but I don’t know of any examples of one actively seeking that out.

Once you get to a certain size it hurts.

Give away all your possession and join a monastery. Spend the rest of your days making quality beer with your bros and praying for atonement.

careful bro, she's so big she might use YOU as a dildo
haha

Yeah, but he was talking about micro-penis fetishes. We already know size queens exist. That said, yeah, I'm sure there are some women who adore babydicks. I imagine it's an extremely niche fetish though.

Cry in the shower a little.

haha imagine haha that would be funny as a prank haha

Well like anything it varies between persons, some women don't like dicks that are too huge because they hurt, some don't like them too small because they can't get any pleasure from it

you virgins that like to talk on the behalf of the /bigdick/ gang, do realize that pussy stretches out over time?

Everybody laughs at small man, nobody cares, somebody laughs at land whale, everybody cares, it's society

Because you are a incel simp beta cuck.

Holy fucking buzzwords batman

Based and redpilled.

Over time, yeah, and I don't have sex enough to enjoy larger ones.

Based and redpilled.

after 2 weeks, a month at most a new girl will be used to big dick
if you're an ugly autist pos who can't have sex for 2 weeks, that's on you

It's like that one webm that was floating around recently of the high school kid being mobbed by for smacking a girl that hit him twice. Lots of older similar videos of course, but yeah, society is definitely filled with simps who feel the need to defend women at all cost, despite the fact women also simultaneously claim they don't need protection, and haven't for decades. What a society.

stop samefagging yourself in every thread you pathetic turd world streetshitter

You try to pass the time jerking off to dragon girl porn and insulting faggoty elves on the internet; "muh 6 million trees". But even that eventually grows stale and you make your way to the shower. You try to wash away your sins and dream of a comfy futur, but you cant see the road that will lead you to that bright dream.

God why did you try and rape the princess? Why did she have to make fun of your cock liek that? You're NOT a bad guy but your cock is small and thats just the sad reality, god made you this way you have no control over that. You trained all your life to be a knight you but in the WORK.

but in the end of the day, the moment you pulled out your dick she laughed, they always laugh. Sometimes in your face, sometimes behind your back.

But no more, no more... You need a new game plan. You need a new dream to reach.

>what do?

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Transition. Become the princess.

attempt to aquire a enlargement potion

get revenge by ruining the princess's figure

I suppose so but it's the world we have to live in, most of society seems to treat women as if they are children which lets them get away with hitting men and other things with no fear of retaliation, in the end though we can only try to better ourselves and stop caring about what they do since nothing will change it, on the upside we can laugh at the irony of how women want to be treated the same but still accept their special treatment such as the mentioned being able to hit men with no repercussion

>cocks not even visible
>tits already that big
at that point you might as well just start wearing dresses

Remember seeing the gaping maw called her vagina, and make fun of the Princeas for being turbo roastie that got fucked by orcs all day and all night.

It isn't small, it's just shaped like an Ampharos

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>breasts
>no penis

Because you're a woman, idiot

Both of these. See the wizard Yas Forumserlin, he can help us.

Realise pussy isn't everything and a life of self betterment will all ways be more fulfilling then a few fleeting memories of pleasure

Go Columbine on elves.

Okay I laughed, fuck you

Give up heroing, start studying the dark arts. They will pay, they will all pay.

>open console
>type in 'enlarge entity.user.penis 50000'

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>Boobs
>Actual hole in the crotch
Realize you're actually a woman, and that micro penis is really a clit at long last. Go back to princess and proceed to trib with her.

Summon a succubus, make a deal to enlarge your dick to gigantic size, then use your newly acquired dick to fuck the succ and mindbreak her into being your sex slave.

BASED

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After finishing your shower you tuck you strap your massive soft round pectorals back in place. You hate how round and heavy they are, they have always made fighting harder. But your father always said that as his only son it was your duty to fight through that poor condition that is your birth.

So you decide to take revenge on the princess, that will put everything right. Mayhap the mad wizard Yas Forumserlin can help you? His hate for woman is greater then his ego.

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The Wizard greets you, and wastes no time explaining to you that he already knows that you seek his potion of enlargement. But he cannot sell it to you because it is too powerful and you are too weak to handle his potions.

>what do?

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Steal it and shove it in your ass.

Steal it and shove it in your ass.