*tilts*

>the FUCKING WATERMELON FESTIVAL

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youtube.com/watch?v=qKspQAeabQI

How are Mario levels so fucking bad?

that part itself wasn't that bad but the needlessly excruciating waiting just to try again was garbage.

Somebody explain this level to me. I spent 2 hours as a kid one saturday morning just figuring out how to get Yoshi to that fucking pipe (Why the fuck does he dissolve in water?). I made it to this level with two lives and the lilypad just dissolves right away, what did I do wrong? I never tried it again even though this is my favourite mario game and I've played it hundreds of times.

Mario games are so fucking bad holy hell

Not Mario games, just sunshine
>pachinko
>sandbird
>lily pad level
>corona mountain
>watermelon balloon shit
>rollercoaster with garbage camera

Did they even test half the levels in this game?

Dude I loved that level. Everything seemed so casual, like we had beaten the bad guys and were just having a fun festival. Something about that just resonated with me and I loved it. Same with the Pianta festival in that last world (it was so satisfying after that fucking Chuckster level)

I think the Pachinko one is still the worst. This one wasn't as hard when you figured out the patterns of the bird and where the coins were located, same with the Watermelon one and the Lillypad one they required a few tries but that's it.

Disk loading takes you away from the action and makes for a slow experience of dragging wait times instead of constant exciting action. Both sunshine and the galaxy games suffer from this issue where they turn into a series of small isolated challenges separated by load times, and it is entirely the fault of the disk.

I've never seen a street fighter player do that shit

>rollercoaster with garbage camera
I always thought that one was piss easy though.

>corona mountain

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arcade sticks ain't cheap

Every mission with Yoshi is shit do not @ me.

I generally like Mario Sunshine as a game to pick up and play, but it's a real chore to finish, let alone 100%.
One of the nice things about open 3D Marios is that they let you pick what missions you want to play, but Sunshine requires you to play 7 numbered missions in each world to get to the final area, making the misc. shines outside of that criteria worthless unless you intend to 100% it.
But you wouldn't want to do that since you have to play unfun levels like pachinko or the poison river, and collection a shit ton of blue coins because there wasn't enough missions to add up to 120 shines.

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>smashes controller
>getting visibly upset over something

This is the cringiest shit and isn't exclusive to gamers. I work in a mechanic shop with many mechanics and some of them throw shit and scream, it's embarassing. One guy couldn't get his drawer to open because it was so full of junk that he started yelling and slamming his toolbox and then the whole thing tipped over while he was yanking on it.

>Going super fucking fast in a narrow coin path, with one bonk leading to your death
>Star is nearly impossible to grab unless timed correctly
For what reason

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Isn't the one on the far left slower than the rest, and lets you slightly bonk on things?

One thing that has frustrated me with Mario sunshine and Mario 64 is doing a big climb to get to a star/shine and then missing it when you jump to it and falling back to the bottom. This happened to me many times and I would always get so nervous and sweaty before grabbing the star/shine.

good god fuck both of these, the sand bird a little less but i remember being stuck on the second one forever

lmao

Post game 2D sections in Odyssey are unfiltered cancer.

every fucking thing in this game is trash.

Was Sunshine the hardest Mario?

No but it's definitely the shittiest

I don't remember anything in Odyssey giving me much of a problem besides the fucking jump rope holy shit

Hardest one to 100% maybe, and only due to blue coins.

2D games are harder, every one.

why'd they do it

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Man you guys were shit at Mario when you were kids, huh?

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Wasn't even a hard level, just an unexpected twist.

Getting to the lilypad one was what made it awful. Pain in the ass.

I'm a chuckster! :)

Mario games are 5/10 games that aren't worth investing serious time into.

A convenient excuse.

Yes, Mario games just aren't good. Terrible designs.

Git gud

woosh

I like Sunshine, but man a lot of it's missions are just so fucking garbage.
>Ground pounding a machine just to get this one particular fruit you want to get Yoshii
>If you fuck up the second part of the mission you have to do it again.

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Nice water.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING REMAKE OF THIS GAME? FUCK YOU NINTENDO

>10 seconds in
>game over sound plays

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How do you even beat this motherfucker?

I really really like this thread, OP!

I fucking broke my first controller ever because of this fucking sand nigger ass bitch fucking bird

you damn right

wahoo yipee

>Bianco 6
was i a retard as a kid or anyone else struggled on this one?
Also fuck the boat and fuck corona mountain

here you go

youtube.com/watch?v=UwjMZ8nFgIM

I'm so into Mario lore and building headcanons that I think bunny ears are a symbol of status as it comes from a flying/gliding type power-up

Could DSP 100% sunshine?

youtube.com/watch?v=anHQWQlAxaw

I played this game recently, got on that level, and beat it on my first try. The only reason you think it's hard is because you likely played it as a kid.

>tilted

I wanna slap whoever had the bright idea to make the death and game over jingles into clanking and clown farts.

>high class women wearing bunnysuits to flaunt wealth and power
Well that's erotic.

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actually love this song.
Super peaceful and whimsical. Like being whisked away to a tropical dream world.

inb4 muh sandbird. I never struggled with it. Even as a kid. Song brings me nothing but good fellings.