SMELL THE ASHES

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>"As for the suit, I think you've earned it"
>Gordon wakes up in City 17 without it

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he changed his mind

He knew Gordon would be getting it back

he didnt want him to have it

He knew Gordon would get it back after he didn't want him to have it.

what an exploitable image

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i think that was just for the entire context of hl1

of course he wouldnt just take gordon away naked

also dropping him off city 17 with the hev suit wouldve just probably blown his cover

So is Gman a good guy or what?

Yeah I'm just memeing a little, my headcanon is that he dropped it off somewhere where Kleiner could find it and upgrade it. He knew Gordon would recover it after he got into the city.

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>asses

He should've said 'wake up and smell the asses' at which point feeman wakes up and smells an ass XD

based

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>gets a new version 5 mins later

G-Dude has his ways.

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I have two gman exploitables from a previous thread

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He looks so fucking scary

Don't talk shit about my waifu

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Will Einstein return in HL3?

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HONEY, CHOKE THIS BOOF

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ayo gordon after we kill this blunt we gotta get my watermelonium recipe back from dat unfo'seen consequencess nigga, ya feel son?

I just realized Half Life came out before The Matrix

So who is G-Man based on if not Agent Smith?

>rubbing einstiens bald head in vr

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Why were HL1 people so skinny?

Once Dr. Coomer finally consumes all of his clones, he'll be able to dimension-shift into Half-LHELLO GORDON

Okay, so I've watched the Saxxy SFM vid called Reinstated where Adrian Shephard finds himself in City 14 (Beta City 17 in other words).
Noticed something odd though, there was a scene where Combine aircraft seems to be intercepting the Osprey that's Gman and Shephard are in (This maybe can explain how Combine was able to capture him). Could this be a indications of Valve picking up this fan lore along with rest of the Beta content?
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Skinny = less humanity
Less humanity = Funnier to gib

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he'll be hired to hunt down freeman in HL3

>when he rises and shines

Adrian is not canon

>I hate fun

Adrian is canon but the nuke and Race X are not

I will never get this. Someone spoonfeed me

Marc Laidlaw is gone, Kelly Bailey is gone, Viktor Antonov is gone, Chet Faliszek gone, every relevant name is gone. An user said some years ago that if there is a new Half Life game released, it will feel like fan fiction. He was right.

Half Life alyx feels like a fan fiction and it even has a fan fiction ending.

Its just making fun of this shitty gman model in cinematic mod

You couldn't be more wrong

>retcons are fine when HL2 does it

Okay but why ashes. Any reason for that

How is the nuke not canon? That was literally the best part of the whole Half-Life 1 saga.

his HL2 intro speech

He's just a front desk receptionist for a much larger system.

FULLY

His opposition to the Combine seems vaguely benevolent by default

Gman doesn't give a fuck about humanity and is just an agent for whatever rules the multiverse

Wait, "whatever rules the universe" is AGAINST the combine?

Why am I wrong?

Yes.

Damn i probably forgot
Thanks chad

What would you want nudged, Yas Forums?

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Why would they want some shitty type 3.5 usurper civilization cutting in on their turf?

Make me a chad

>Pre..pare. For... Un..forseen..Consequences...
>Now... watch.. me undo them..hehe

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I wasn't sold on the new gman model but this won me over, he still has the meat puppet vibe. Still wish the collar and tie looked a little smarter, though.

Gman pimped Alyx out through the multiverse

I think it'd be cool if the trauma of death remains in Eli's mind as part of the consequences he so mentioned. Alyx being his new homeboy being another.

Here's mine.

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I unironically believe the Gman in Alyx was the best Gman. Shapiro absolutely outdid himself acting in this one. Just a free lines but every single one hits you like a brick. I'm comparison in episode 2 Gman was just a boring plot interruption.

still upset your thread died with 1 reply eh?

You need to get some taste to be desu. The lines about "this is the future" were completely unG-Man, and the silly shit he did like multiplying himself and sending his silhouette for you to stare at were dumb.

I love his design in Alyx, he looks like the HL1 model and HL2 model at the same time.

Alyx missing is no big deal though. Eli being dead was a huge blow to the resistance.

He's just a more fully realized model of a low res polygon HL1 design and a poor color coded HL2 model. The saturation on the HL2 model was intense.

No, it's among the worst. Very few otherworldly mannerisms. Direct and straightforward lines, no mystery, dry writing.

Hl2 ending and ep2 is still the best gman performance and writing.

"This is the future" is the only line I didn't like. Took me right out of it

>Alyx missing is no big deal though
The message of "Prepare for unforeseen consequences" was specifically delivered to Eli. It was more interesting, I agree, when those consequences meant the advisors got the skinny on the resistance from Eli's brain. But it still holds water that it's a consequence.
This guy's based.

I love it.
The Alyx actress did a good job in the conversation with him, you could hear how uncomfortable and scared she was, barely holding her shit together. I think it added a lot to the scene and enhanced the gmans presence.

if we don't see eli say NIGGA at least once in hl3 it will be officially the worst sequel in the history of videogames

stop my uncle from brutally molesting me everyday for an entire summer in 2005

pretty big nudge

fuck off episode 2 gman sequence is the GOAT.
alyx sequence is "bro nudges what do you want slightly nudged ok let me just nudge 5 years into the future and then nudge the past"

FULLY

Did anyone else fill their inventory up with vodka get disappointed when it lead to nothing?

That would be a considerably large nudge. My employers needed that dick up your ass

The famous opening line is "Wake up and smell the ashes" and he looks like a shitty mafioso.

HELP ME, GORDON!