FACT: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT DOOM

>Yas Forums constantly accuses everything of being reddit
>Yas Forums also literally obsessed with screencapping reddit and posting it here

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>wanting to have a gf when you could have a bf

K. Imma go play Doom.
Seriously what is the point of threads like this?

yea but I can't find any cute boys in my country

>CreamPie_69_420_nice
Why would you make a Reddit account just to shitpost OP?

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unopened could have been sold for like $800

>All those bugmen with the same color unit
Subhuman.

sell it to me
it's beyond retarded nintendo limited the stock of them so much. was blatant people would be scalping them so hard.

the doom and animal crossing crosspost-shilling is the worst thing to happen in 2020

>not getting both

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>being a homosexual
Kys

I'd like to provide a counter argument:
no

>Already have a PC
>Want to get a switch

Other than DMC3 switch version what games should I get for it? BOTW I can play on Wiiu already.

Animal crossing = "Wow now I can take care of a digital house instead of my own house."

user, here is the plot twist: Yas Forums IS Reddit at this point

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I don't care man, I just want someone to love me

>playing either
Runescape exists

more like the dude is pretty chill and playing doom while ACnintendtards are attention whoring

You can't go wrong with most of the first party stuff. Since it sounds like you like action games you should get Astral Chain, a bit different from other Platinum stuff like Bayonetta but still very enjoyable, especially the combat. I'd also recommend Bayo but I imagine you've played that on Wii U.

Beyond that, if you like JRPGs, I highly recommend the Xenoblade series. The remake/remaster of the first one comes out May 29 so I'd start with that if you're interested.

I haven't purchased any shooting game in years. They used to push the limits of technology™ but now the focus on online lootboxes/skins. Yea there is that new HL game but VR hardware imo is still too young to invest in.

>not a single grey switch among them

No one cares about that game retard besides it’s like old as crap now and the version people play is the one from like 2007 by they messed it up so badly and made it babie friendly and beyond easy also it’s a boring task simulator and fillled with bots and third world goldfarmers

>"Gee, why are people buying and playing this game that is structured around real-world events and will be $60 forever instead of this FPS that isn't connected to real-world events and will be on sale for $30 or less in a few months? I don't get it!"

This.

Any kind of Twitter or Reddit screenshot thread should be an instant ban and delete.

Its almost like the existence of one game doesn't actually hurt another.

Are you one of them transgenders

>chore simulator with no actual gameplay
isn't it nintendofags who always go after games for having no gameplay and being movies?
lmao

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>he really thought everyone here doesn’t browse reddit
It’s ok for discussing video games but they circle jerk in the worse way possible. It’s the complete opposite of Yas Forums were they’ll all agree something is good while Yas Forums will immediately shit on something. Both websites are dog shit

Notice how they are all girls? The Switch is for people that dont play games.

>it's a bunch of women's arms
>men are using this photo to defend playing girl's games

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The switch has no meaningful games other than smash and weeb shit

>god I wish a had a gf to play AC with

Its pretty cool.

Cope.

I've had more fun playing Animal Crossing these past few days than any game I've played on my PS4 in the past 2 years.

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Hey fuck you buddy

The Virgin Crosses vs. The CHADoomer

How many times can you shoot at little monsters running around? It doesn't get boring? You've been doing it since like 1993, you still play this?

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FACT: PEOPLE WHO OWN A SWITCH CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT OWNING A SWITCH

It’s not supposed to be hype, it’s mean to be relaxing.

Nintendoids are a special breed that prefer baby games over badass ones

My wife plays it while I sit next to her and play Nioh 2

Just think of it like Minecraft. The joy of playing comes from giving yourself a project and keeping yourself busy

how does one get a wife

>new game comes out
>it just so happens to be switch exclusive
>people like to talk about the game because it’s new
>”WOOOOOW WE GET IT, YOU OWN A SWITCH, JEEEEESUS DON’T HAVE TO SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS!”

>badass
PLEASE end yourself, redditkin

other people like it. That means I must also like it. The excitement comes from being a part of something, the game is unimportant and frankly no one is really that interested in it.

>animal crossing
If I wanted top-down bullshit grindy dresss-up collectathon build-a-house-and-let-people-visit, I'd play old school runescape. Let's go coal mining, bitch.

I have both. Just got to the City of the Damned and unlocked the Unmayker. On average I only die to the Marauder 1-2 times each encounter, and I’m having an utter blast
This morning, I also got Biff a water cooler for his birthday, and am preparing my three new houses for three new residents, one of them being Ozzie

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Why did Nintentoddlers have to make everything about them?

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>not one grey joycon or grey switch lite
homos

kys niggerlover commie neet

R*ddit screen caps should be a bannable offense at this point.

>catch bug
>catch fish
>donate to the museum
>repeat

What's the fucking appeal of animal crossing? I don't fucking get it. I kinda liked wild world and new leaf, but then quit after 1 week realizing that there was nothing else to do. Won't even pirate the switch game since it seems exactly the same shit. If you want comfy or town building, then there's shitloads of superior alternatives

DOOM Eternal is on Switch, and OP's picture has the dude on PC. What the fuck does this have to do with PS4? Is the PS4 at least paying rent?

Same. I consider shooters and mobile games as if they were the same. Non-games. I guess Doom would technically be different but I haven’t cared about Doom since the 90s and have a hard time believing Doomposts aren’t just Zenimax shills

someone clue me in on what makes Animal Crossing great. It's always just looked like a phone game that women play.

I would want one if they had made the switch itself not black as well

Yeah I really dont get animal crossing. If I want to do shores I'll go clean my house, not grind for fake money to pay my fake debt

It's a womens game

Time waster that requires less than room temperature IQ to play. City builder and sims for 5 year olds and retards, plus furry bait

why i have to be born straight? women are whores and i would rather have a bf

There's no real set deadlines to do anything so there's nothing pushing you do to anything you don't want to do. The villagers are fun for the most part to interact with and they're just cute to watch. It's a hard kind of comfy to describe and you'd really have to try it for yourself to see if you like it.

go outside
talk to women
don’t be ugly nor have shit personality

That's exactly what it is. It's a dollhouse with animal people.

We knew this already, it's overhyped that needs to hang on to the coattails of other franchises.

Based Nintenbros dabbing on DOOMers.

Most NPC opinion I've ever read.

It's for kiddies and trannies.

Touched a nerve.

Virgin

the game isn't literally a Debt simulator but with cute characters ?

Eternal isn’t on switch yet. That port got delayed

Haha before or after black penis
Oh no no no how obsessed with black, you can tell how American I am, fucking Americans

The amount of seething cope ITT

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>FACT: CHILDREN POST ON REDDIT AND ALSO OWN SWITCHES

>Yas Forums is one person
Don't realize that reason reddit screencaps get posted here is because they have invaded. fucking normieniggers.

Most of us here are from reddit anyways, who gives a shit?

I've never met a girl in my entire life or who knew or gave a shit about Armored Core so good luck.

DELETE

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Humans are about to go extinct and as a coping mechanism a lot of fat shut in losers are playing a game about happy island people. It's like Runescape but with breaking rocks and pulling weeds, and instead of armor you're rewarded with a couch.

He was obviously talking about Ace Combat, pleb.

I did know a girl who played Ace Combat and I regret letting her go even now...

Doomfags are loud but their fanbase isn't actually that big.

Weak bait

playing with my gf is fun.