WE ARE

I'm surprised I've never seen some stupid drone bitching about this NEET autism being a "commie kike propaganda" or something like that.

I bet that rich dead old faggot that started this gay shit is laughing himself to death again in the pits of hell

this shit is literally horrifying

Crazy frog be like:

ing ding ding daa baa

Baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba

Wh-wha-what's going on-on?

Ding, ding

This is the Crazy Frog

Ding, ding

Bem bem!

Ring ding ding ding ding ding

Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem

Ring ding ding ding ding ding

Ring ding ding ding baa baa

Ring ding ding ding ding ding

Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem

Ring ding ding ding ding ding

This is the Crazy Frog

Breakdown!

Ding ding

Br-br-break it, br-break it

Dum dum dumda dum dum dum

Dum dum dumda dum dum dum

Dum dum dumda dum dum dum

Bem, bem!

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God this virus is going to fucking decimate america.

Who loves Walmart?
WE DO! WE DO! WE DO!
WE LOVE WALMART!
WE LOVE WALMART!

2 loud niggers screaming about muh rights da fucking whypipo be firing us!
Nothing new here.

Look at average income for entry level jobs, sort by dollar amount, go down that list until you find something you think you can do.

No it's a "Salty Zoomer Because His College Degree is Worthless and Can't Even Get him a Job at Walmart, Who He's Now Envious Of" Thread

Hopefully

Don't got to college unless you got the grades to get scholarships to pay at least 75%. Go trade school if you're up for being broken by 40

search and learn high in demand jobs instead of studying what you like

dance, wagie, dance!

So how do neets get by? I don't understand

Wagie sim 2020!

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Why would anyone envy someone working at Wal-Mart?

Construction, Private Barber, Massage Therapist, or Electrician will earn you more money than 80% of white collar college graduates.

No it's not, it's going to be a pretty deep global recesion like in 2008-2009, maybe a bit worse, but it will not be the "end of civilization" or something retarded like that. This year and 2021 are going to be two tough years, that's already written in stone.

YOU GONNA BE A CASHIER SOMEDAY!!

They don't, they're entirely reliant on their parents

Learn to code.

Kill someone.
Prison has free food.

government bucks and/or mommy and daddy giving them money until they die.

>Yas Forums
>Livable wage? Universal healthcare? Comprehensive time off? COMMUNISM

>Also Yas Forums
>Ha ha sucks to be you, wagie! Should've got neetbux from the gubmint like me!

lmao amerislaves

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>tfw I go to Walmart early in the morning before work in my suit just so I can make the drones embarrassed while I stare at them doing their warchant

DANCE HARDER, WAGIES, DANCE HARDER!

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>not knowing what accelerationism is

Not that I expected better from a liberal

What makes you think that all people here think the same?

your taxes, bitch

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We are we are Walmart
We are we are Walmart
We are we are Walmart
We are we are Walmart
Young man young girl welcome to wallyworld your gonna be a cashier someday
Got fight on your face
You love this place
Moving those carts all over the place singing
WE ARE WE ARE WALMART
WE ARE WE ARE WALMART
WE ARE WE ARE WALMART
WE ARE WE ARE WALMART

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Learn to draw porn. Its not hard.

So programming and windmill repair

Survivorship bias
You only hear from neets actively living off their parents, some inheritance, or gov bucks
The majority eventually run out of income or fuck up and become wagies

Literally learn to code.
It's that simple.

Wagie wagie get in cagie.
All day long you sweat and ragie.
NEET is comfy.
NEET is cool.
NEET is free from work and school.
Wagie trapped and wagie died.
NEET eats tendies, sauce, and fries.

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that's the point, user

College is a trap
I literally went to college for fucking free (100% paid, not a single cent from my or my parent's wallet, no debt at all) and my degree has actively cost me money. Because not only does it still not actually qualify you for anything good, every even remotely decent untrained position will say "you are overqualified :^)" and turn you down.
I've literally only gotten the shittiest possible jobs because of my degree.

Nobody is jealous of suits. They aren't comfortable. Maybe if you showed up in pajama pants and a t shirt I'd be jelly.

It's not like you know shit about it either.

What shitty degree did you do?

>Used to work in fast food management
>Existential crisis got me off my ass
>Found a decent job in software despite not going to college
>Been there for going on 4 years now
>Constant nightmares of losing my job and having to go back to that hell hole

You guys have no idea how stressed I am right now. I can work from home and still have my job, but if I lost this and had to go back to fucking retail I would kill myself. That's not hyperbole. I can't

A few of them get lucky with mommy money or neetbux.

The vast majority of them are either underage and thus don't know what having a job even is, or scraping by, never actually playing a game, posting to Yas Forums on their 12 year old laptop about how every game sucks.

Lie. Be fake. Say you know how to do shit you dont have any idea how to do.

Once you're in, you're in. The hiring process is expensive, so you'll get trained.

I went from working as a paint boy at Home Depot right to an administrator at a radio station, doubling my income and getting much better hours. By lying.

Code what?

WE ARE
FARMERS

BAH BAH BAH
BAH BAH BAH

Jesus, imagine having absolutely no shame.

Why do neets think that living barely above the poverty line makes them better than wagies?

Fucking your fat mother sciences.

Because, weirdly, you never see the FREE MARKET KNOWS BEST assholes in these threads, despite being directly morally opposed.

It's pretty awesome.

> so many fat people
Are they trying to lose weight?

V I D E O

G
A
M
E
S

>corona virus
>have asthma etc, be concerned
>get to work from home
I hope we never get better

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In Europe if you're caught lying the government can garner 50% of your wages earned from the deceit

no it fucking isn't, it's impossible

Sounds like this virus is pretty based if its putting wagies back where they belong.

I'm not saying this whole YOU BETTER BE GRATEFUL YOUR OVERLODS STEP ON YOU YOU COMMIE bullshit is the answer either, just for the record, I just stated that not all kinds of people are in every one of these threads all the time.

how do I get more neetbuxs? Im getting money for being a retard and income support for helping me find a job but I want more

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They used to make people do this shit at Meijer. I would always stand in a close by isle, and disappear once people started doing chants and dancing. Apparently this shit is good for moral.

Also Yas Forums:
>omg thu japanese are so dedicated to their craft, pure loyalty to their sensei, no dishonor, isn't it admirable how they're killing themselves for their jobs unlike THOTS in the DEGENERATE WEST

ALSO Yas Forums:
>kek Boss's Day? lmao wagie, do americans REALLY? have fun working for shlomo mcgorldberg

Is this real?

Probably no, most of these people are too depressed to gather the initial energy needed for substantial change in life.

America was one big fat mistake.

its the large megacorporations fault for lobbying the government to increase immigration

they reap what they sow

My first ever job was at Wal-mart.
I would have immediately quit if they made us do this shit.

So, do you think this coronavirus shit is going to rearrange some of the positions and dogmas in the current american workforce and/or frame?