Game forces you to wake up before noon on fucking sundays for the optimal strategy

>Game forces you to wake up before noon on fucking sundays for the optimal strategy
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

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Something about the early worm getting the bird or whatever idk

>Leave Switch next to bed
>Set alarm for 11:55am
>Buy turnips
>Go back to sleep

What's so difficult about that?

Just wake up early like a normal person

Unless your a shift worker. You have no reason to sleep past noon as someone over 22. Anything past 1030-11 is wasting the day. And thats accounting for staying up late playing vidya during quarantine.

Why is the sky green

Ok gatekeeper

>unless
A lot of people are

I go to bed at 1AM, sleep for 9-10 hours and still wake up before noon. Seems like you're the only one with the problem here.

You need more than 5 minutes, you can hold a maximum of 4000 turnips at a time.

because skies can be green?????????

Namek

I woke up hungover at 11 AM after going to bed at 4:30 to buy turnips.
What's your excuse?

swallow a turd. i wake up and go to sleep early monday through friday. saturday and sunday are *my* days.

basedneet

lol ok reddit

Just time travel.

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This character emits so much methane that the air around her looks green tinted

Actually NEETs are the one who don't have this problem because they have free control over their schedule. Even if they sleep all morning there's nothing stopping them from waking up early to buy turnips then going back to sleep as long as they want. The only people who this is a problem for are wagies.

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Set the time on your switch a few hours backwards so you'll be able to do the content without having to wake up early.

Can you not put turnips in storage? I just threw mine on the floor of my house.

>millions of people are waking up early on Sunday to optimize their Harvesst Moon character instead of worshiping the Lord and their savior Jesus Christ
Church doesn't have to be open for you to honor God on Sundays you know.

Better wake up early because the market never sleeps.

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Im not really sure why yea.

Yea I suppose thats fair. I just have too many buddies from the restaurant business who I know stay up till 5am and 6am playing vidya and I just dont get it.

As someone who works bar regularly till 2ish and on weekends dont get to bed till 4 those nights, I still usually get up by 1030-11 at the latest. I just cant sleep in anymore, kudos to you if you can.

So you don't even do it because you are tired but out of stubbornness.

>live in germany where clocks got turned forward an hour tonight due to summer time
>had to wake up an entire hour earlier on a fucking sunday just for stupid tulips
>tfw

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Maybe I'll just not worry about maximizing turnips in the future.

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>wake up early
>get tired earlier
Whats the point? It's still the same amount of time spent awake.

Where are the Namek hoes?

Instead of playing the game, OP gets played by his game. Git gud.

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I thought Island Tour islands couldn't have non native fruits? My island has apples but I just landed on an island tour island with oranges on it.

>buy 200,000 bells worth of turnips last sunday
>eat all of them
>on wednesday had prices of 563 bells per turnip
>couldn't undo the eating in order to sell them

well this is stupid

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yes.

>tfw I've been going to bed at 8pm and waking up at 3am
Best change I've ever made in my life. Able to do so much and even fit in much more vidya time.

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Wait what the fuck I have to wake up before noon to find her?
That's two weeks in a row I missed her.
Fuck this bullshit I'm farming more tarantulas at night.

Eat a dick kristkuck

You should already be up so you can go to church. You do go to church on sunday, don't you?

Can't I just store my turnips in my house's storage? Why does everyone keep them on the ground?

Huh why would you eat them?

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>buy 200,000 bells worth of turnips last sunday
>eat all of them

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is this bait

I think it’s just one other fruit that can show up regularly.

I have pears, my mom sent me apples, and peaches appear on my island occasionally.

Whay the hell is this pic

>it only takes him 5 minutes to buy his turnips

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Don't usually get to say this about nintendo but
Based

Because it leads to this

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>saturday and sunday are *my* days
>wastes *his* days sleeping

>optimal
Just go through the game at your own pace and wait for next week.
Now that you've learned when you can buy turnips, you can prepare to wake up early next week.
Here's some adivce:do some morning stretches on Saturday and go to bed early so you can start the day with a fresh face.
A healthy mind resides in a healthy body afterall.

Even as a child I hated the notion of real-time-of-day mechanics in games. It caused me to become disinterested in pokemon starting with gen 2.

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>Wake up whenever the fuck on Sunday
>Turn on Switch
>Before turning on Animal Crossing, go to time settings, set time to 11:50am
>Play Animal Crossing
>Get Turnips
>Turn off Animal Crossing
>Turn regular time back on

I don't see the problem.

Damn I thought I went in fairly hard buying 1500 turnips, guess not.

I bought 3.5k and that’s not even close to hard

>Game holds you at gunpoint to take up early
Holy shit, 10/10 most immersive gameplay, die in-game is real.

Pretty sure there's a second "native" for everybody that shows up on your mystery islands. Like my native fruit is oranges but the only other fruit I'll see on islands is apples out of like 50 trips.

Took me a while, but here's everyone that left a drawing at Izu. May you sell high!

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Just imagine if they let you put turnips in your storage

>Can't I just store my turnips in my house's storage?
You cannot, no.

So how should I store my turnips? Do I put them in my house storage? Someone said they expire if I do that. I see people leaving them on the ground, do they despawn after a while if I do that?

Can villagers leave if you time travel too far? Is it automatic or do you get an opportunity to ask them to stay?

Can't be placed in storage.
They do not despawn.
They rot next Sunday.

You can put them literally wherever, it doesn't matter. Wherever you put them, they expire on the following saturday no matter what, so you *have* to sell them in the week following the Sunday you buy them.

You can't put them in storage

>optimal strategy
>animal crossing

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I'm new to animal crossing, can somebody explain why?

*lacht in hartz*

Because you've never played any Animal Crossing games before

Does anyone here actually stroll through the museum exhibits every now and then or did you do it once at the beginning and then from that point on only go into the museum to dump shit to Blathers and then quickly leave?

you're new to it because you haven't played it yet

It would take like an hour to eat that many turnips

>Just got a new job
>Starts at 5 on Sundays
>Goes well past noon
>Will literally never be able to buy turnips
This sucks

I mean if you do it once you're pretty set for a while, aren't you? I bought 1 million worth at 90 bells each so if I sell them for more than 400 I I should be able to pay off my attic and basement upgrades plus whatever bridges/inclines I want.

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Just make sure you don't leave them lying around outside if you have visitors, people could nab them. Burying them is safe.

Start going to church, user.

fuck off

TAANIPSU TAANIPSU

Imagine caring about "optimal strategy" in a game about just doing comfy things as they come your way

a lot of people here are depressed

Yeah, looking at the exhibits is one of my favorite things to do

Is 104 a good buying price?

Ive gone in a few times, usually into the fossil area as thats the quickest one to build up.

I mean, there's events at all different times. You might miss turnips, but you can see Wisp, or whatever. Also, if you want bells, just go to tarantula island.

may i see it?

Lots of things in animal crossing are time sensitive to some degree. It's just the nature of the game. Time exclusivity is so your experience revolves around the town, not the other way around.

>no one ever leaves any posts

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just buy it its either you make a 100%+ profit or you lose a bit of bells

It's okay-ish
She will sell between 90 and 120

Every once in a while yeah. Usually only if I wake up really early or if it's after Nook's Cranny is closed and I don't feel like fishing. It's comfy.

You sound like you could use a dose of faith

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NOOOO DAMN FLIES AND ANTS STOP EATING MY MONEYYY

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doesn’t that rot the turnips?

100% of people who hate God are coomers. You won't even dispute this.

>snapping turtle guard dog in the back
based

you sound like you could use a dose of fuck off

The team behind the Dodo Airlines should be dragged on the streets and beheaded at the town hall
Jesus Christ, It's not just the internet stuff. Just writing a fucking letter is a massive waste of time

All of the seething manchildren responding to this post kek

anyone still have daisy mae?

>ate 200,000 bells worth of turnips
imagine the smell

they cant do this if you put all your nips in a fenced off square, right?

ALL IN (781k) ON TURNIPS @ 92 BELLS A PIECE LADS

IM ALREADY THINKING ABOJT WHAT COLOR MY LAMBORGHINI IS GOING TO BE

Anyone have a QR code for a turnip design similar to the fruit designs? Would be nice for marking my buried turnips

Only if you go back in time *after* you buy the turnips. If time is only ever successive, as in the time the game thinks it is, is still after the last time you turned the game on, you'll be fine.

If I was artistically inclined, I would. I'm a terrible artist, and I feel memes are overrated. I could leave maybe positive quotes, but I think people would think I'm super gay.

i just paid about 180.000 bells for turnips,102 bells was the price for one,i hope for some good profit this week

>he didn't clone tarantulas before it got patched
>he doesn't have at least 20 millions into his bank account
Enjoy being a poorfag and having to wake up early for your turnips, I'll be sleeping instead.

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bruh that turnip is rotten. you ain't making no money off that

I'm no entomologist, but I think it only happens if time travel backwards? Obviously if you go over a week over they will rot.
Think it has something to do with how the game interprets going back in time. If you set the date to a time before your last save, the game will think an entire year has passed and it's that day, one year from now. In that case, it would interpret it as over a week and make the turnips rot

>use bells on lamborghini
>its a recipe
>needs 4 old tires, 50 rusted parts, and 100 iron pieces

Its alright friend, I'll pray for you. Christ is love

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Just time-travel, user. I think under the circumstances it is acceptable.

>he leaves his turnips outside

ishygddt

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Only if you buy turnips from someone else's island before your island gets to Sunday morning because of time zones

>sleeping past 9
>ever

OH NO NO NO

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retarded bitch

what if people visit your house