Coworkers start talking about Yas Forums

>coworkers start talking about Yas Forums

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>they start autistically arguing just like on this board

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Do any of you guys actually hang out with coworkers out of work? I don’t really care for any of them but sometimes they wanna do stuff

I have never seen a single person IRL mention things like anime, video games,and Yas Forums. I often wonder if the internet is populated by bots and I'm the only human here. I also have zero friends because no one seemingly likes what I like.

I work with all 50+ boomers. They have families to go to. Sometimes they ask me to hang out with their kids, though

>coworkers start talking about Yas Forums
>everyone goes "yeah bro i used to go to that site when i was a teenager, it's so dumb"
>they look at me
>"y-yeah, i went there when i was 14 once, hahah..."

How do I know you're not a bot as well?

Back when >tfw started being forced I was at uni and said "I know that feel" and then coughed because I was sick
Another classmate went maximum autism
>HAHAH "THAT FEEL"
>THAT FEEL WHEN AMIRIGHT?
>DO YOU EVER GET THAT FEEL?
The entire class just fucking stared at us while he was going off and I wanted to die
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>Try to strike up conversation by mentioning a recent videogame
>No one plays videogames
>Ruins their impression
Is it this hard to have a friend who isn’t a workfriend?

>I'm the first one in the office
>one day I'm in the break room eating breakfast and browsing Yas Forums on my phone with my back to the doorway
>"cool, you're a Yas Forumsirgin too!"
>what the fuck?
>turn around and it's the weird new guy
>ha..ya, I browse a bit
>he takes out his phone and starts showing me retarded Yas Forums memes
>make excuse that I need to use the bathroom
>me too, user
>he fucking follows me into the bathroom and rants about politics
>finally get him to fuck off by telling him I have a conference call
>an hour later
>he walks into my office waving around literal Nazi tier shit
>bro, I'm here to work not to meme
>he gets it and leaves
>few hours later
>get a text from an unknown number
>it's more Yas Forums memes
>turns out weirdo got my cell number from the employee emergency contact list
>had enough and go to HR to get him to fuck off

I never want to meet another 4channer in real life ever again

I somewhat feel you, because the only people I've seen having the same interests as me already have their cliques and have known eachother for decades. Coworkers are normalfags as hell. I can only talk about my vodya and anime interests on Yas Forums and it's really fucking bad

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should have told him you were jewish

>wanting to associate with colleagues
It's unbearable if you're not a leftist commie rat fuck. If you're even slightly conservative, you won't be able to stand it. They spew politics constantly without even realizing it and if you even slightly disagree with them they'll try to get you fired.

>family is starting to send me memes

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>crying to HR because you're an anti-social shit who can't ask someone to fuck off
>thinks he's not as obnoxious as his coworker

2 of my friends used to be coworkers but outside of that I dont ever want to see my coworkers. Even at work

i work with all conservatives and its so fucking cringe hearing you fat fucks talk about muhh obama muhh bernie is a communist all the time

I get paid to do my job. I don't get paid to get memed at by a retarded coworker

holy based classmate I would be his friend any day

I'm know this story is fake (kinda cringy you thought anyone would buy it), but I like to think you're stupid enough to post identifiable info about an autist that can be in this very thread rn and doxx you.

>Yas Forums starts talking about my coworker

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Believe me, hearing you fags sperg about muh trump muh nazis isnt a walk in the park either

>retard I know can’t go one sentence without referring to something as based or chad

All of them are around people my age and all they wanna do is go to the bar and a good chunk of them have asked to 'smoke up'. always say no to the bar cus of money and I only smoke if they bring it. Went golfing with a boomer once and it was actually fun as fuck enen though i had no idea how to swing

HEY LETS GET DRINKS AFTER WORK

>younger sisters start talking about memes
>stare blankly and pretend I have no idea what they’re talking about

>coworkers start talking about trans rights

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based

What the fuck was this shit called?
I remember watching this shit way back in the day on Adult Swim at 2am

Super Milk Chan

based

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Two classmates blatantly browse it at uni. I never bring up any topic related to it ever. I'm fine.

>coworker says they like video games
>ask what games they like
>madden
>fifa
>the latest cod

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>coworker starts talking

how horrifying

I've only done things outside of work with 3 or 4 of my coworkers. For me, that's what makes the distinction between coworker and friend, whether I'd willingly spend time with them outside of work.

Coward

Is that a threat?

We generally have a good time at the christmas party, but beyond that no, I like to keep my professional and personal life separate.

Sounds like he did tell him to fuck off though, you illiterate mong.

>brother shows me a youtube video thats supposed to be funny
>just have to endure it and pretend to laugh
>video goes for longer than 5 minutes

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>show friend video I think is hilarious

>they don't get it
or
>it's not as fun as I remember it

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Yes. This is how you make friends as an adult. Just like hanging out with your classmates outside of school.

Imagine not liking either party and having to hear about from both sides because they all think that since you're not for their opposition, then you are for their party.

Do you work with Dunkey, Boogie, or Chris-Chan?

>one co-worker start talking about about Rapelay and that "the Yas Forums website" because of an article on a gaming website he read
>"Hey user you're into computers and stuff, you heard of this shit?"
>mfw

Oh yeah I heard about it, I played it and I came to it.

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>tfw work 3rd shift so no one ever asks to go get drinks after work
Based
>except that one guy who was weird as shit and was trying to get random people that he didn't even work with to come drink beer at his apartment one morning at 6 a.m.
>and he had only been working there for a couple of weeks
>and he told us he had recently gotten out of jail for mushrooms and meth possession
Cringe

>coworker start talking about video games
>his favorite game is Life is Strange
I never spoke with him again

>league of legends

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When those people start asking me about that shit, I just tell them that isn't my scene. If they keep trying to talk to me about those games afterwards, I just continously change the topic to Pokemon, or the latest kiddie shit game I'm playing and acting like their shit is embarrassing and my shit is what hardcore gamers are playing. They usually fuck off at that point.

Nothing makes you analyze the quality of a video quite like having to stand there awkwardly when your friend isn't laughing at the shit you're making them watch.

>PubG
>Rust
>Fortnite

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>Heartstone

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>The old lady who handles all the phonecalls and shit
>plays stardew vally
what did she mean by this?

Based if true.

>tell them the games I like
>they say they've never heard of those
>they ask me to describe them
>they completely misunderstand me

ITT - Things that never happened

How you mom basement ?

>try to explain terraria
>they think it's minecraft

should've asked her if she's heard about the mating press meme then fucked her on the spot.