>clearly the best romance option in the entire game
>still tries to force liara anyway
Why?
Clearly the best romance option in the entire game
Jacob Parker
Samuel Ortiz
>gas mask HIV infested recipient
>best girl
you should considering going the way of Anthony Bourdain.
Eli Miller
Ashley and Kaidan become the same character after ME1 and everyone else can die in the suicide mission. Liara was a popular character that fills a convenient spot for Bioware because they can write multiple scenes around her without worrying about her not existing in some random percentage of save files.
Regardless, I think Tali and Garrus fare better than anyone, being the only squaddies with you throughout every game, and getting meaty roles in the finale and Citadel DLC despite their repeated ability to die.
Robert Rodriguez
>girl that’s adapted to fucking you is bad
Brody Fisher
Bioware has publicly stated that making Tali romancable was a mistake. They have said they had no idea what sorts of completely and utterly fucked up degenerates they were pandering to with this. These sorts of people being out there and playing their game was such a repulsive revelation to them they decided to never put player romance in their games again. That last thing is literally the only good thing Talifags have ever contributed to the world.
Jaxon Davis
source?
Christian Wright
>>clearly the best romance option in the entire game
Nope
Asher Bailey
>source: my ass
Jordan Cruz
It's bait user.
Bentley Gutierrez
Go on, name a better option for mShep
Jason Diaz
Yes it is
William Wood
>force Liara
''Force''. I always go for my blueberry.
Jaxon Lewis
>Go on, name a better option for mShep
Literally anyone since no other LI tries to manipulate Shepard to win a fucking war for MUH PROMISED LAND
Brandon Kelly
>clearly the best romance option in the entire game
>By the da-a-a-awn's shinning li-i-i-ight
No.
Jonathan Ward
>becomes bland after the first game
Cameron Harris
I like tali because of those hips and ass. Also masks/faceless is my thing.
Carter Bennett
>tali
>ass
Levi Lee
Cooper Gutierrez
You had to do this anyway
You needed the fucking quarian fleets!
actually listen to the dialogs before you shitpost
Sebastian Martinez
Yes user her hips do not lie
Nathan Miller
Kevin Clark
It doesn't have to be 50% of her body mass to be a nice ass.
Ian Lee
>You needed the fucking quarian fleets!
Quarian fleet is useless piece of crap
All Shepard's interactions with quarians ends with backstabbing
Andrew Carter
>tfw you played femcel shep
Grayson Sanchez
>Press F to fuck alien
Do Canadians really
Gavin Davis
>All Shepard's interactions with quarians ends with backstabbing
Or pussy slaying
Ian Collins
Liara a shit dancer
Noah Fisher
>Quarian fleet is useless piece of crap
The quarians have the highest war assets count besides the alliance
>All Shepard's interactions with quarians ends with backstabbing
There was only one idiot admiral that fucked everything up and the game even gave you a chance to punch him
Even if you retarded enough take the inferferior geth fleet, you still need to end the fucking war!
Anthony Allen
If you into zoophilia
Joshua Jones
I side with Legion every single time. Geth are the most interesting thing about Mass Effect.
Gavin Lee
Michael Wood
still the most humanoid race besides asari
Adam Reyes
These toes on Quarians will never not creep me out. So either Jack
Gavin Morgan
Alien romances are gross and Asari and Quarians are conceptually trash for being made to look like mutated humans just to appeal to coomers.
Jacob White
>There was only one idiot admiral that fucked everything
1) I wasn't talking about ME3 only
2) 4 of 5 admirals are retards
>you still need to end the fucking war!
And..?
Gavin Cook
>still the most humanoid race besides asari
Still not humans, so still zoophilia
William Richardson
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Easton Butler
Or Miranda.
Ryder Wilson
Liara is more sensual.
For me Liara and I ship Mirri and Jack together for lezdom.
Hunter Roberts
They both unironically the best LI for male Shepard
But I still would pick Jack's face
Hunter Nelson
>Liara is more sensual.
No she isn’t. Tali literally doing a belly and hip dance
Dominic Peterson
>Liarafags are closed homosexuals
>shitton of asari-futa r34
yeah colour me surprised
Ayden Jackson
Shepard and Liara have way more chemistry in LotSB and ME3 than with any other LI throughout the series. Tali is a cringey option to begin with, leave her for Garrus to have.
Oliver Morris
Well I dunno, Liara looks better to me.
Nah, fuck futa shit, boring fetish that doesn't do anything for me.
Elijah Cook
*hits red sand*
Is marrying Asari the ultimate cuckoldry?
This one cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than marrying Asari. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, supporting and preparing a girl for all your life solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man the second you die. All the hard work you put into your beautiful wife - getting money, making her go to the gym, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, marrying her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Married the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who wasn’t even born when she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you taught her. Your own daughters, which themselves are the near ultimate cuckoldry and all you’re ever going to get, aren’t even made from your DNA.
As a man who has Married an Asari you are LITERALLY dedicating the rest of of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
Noah Thompson
>human options
It's like picking a human character in a fantasy game
As if you want people to know that ur boring
Mason Baker
Well maybe cuz IT WAS A WHOLE DLC JUST FOR LIARAFAGS
Gavin Torres
gay in the cargo hold :DD
Gabriel Cook
>not picking humans in HFY setting
>As if you want people to know that ur boring
Yeah, human pesonalities in bestial forms are so much better...
Benjamin Myers
The Geth really are interesting. Outside of literature most works of science fiction don't bother to make A.I. personalities essentially human but with turbo autism (like EDI).
Nathaniel Torres
>Geth develop true intelligence
>"Oh no, have we been enslaving an intelligent race?"
>"Better exterminate them before the answer is Yes"
And people wonder why I'd rather fuck Liara, or Jack, or the fucking Thorian if I could. Man I'd fuck the shit out of Shiala, green asari best asari.
Nathan Thompson
>Shepard and Liara have way more chemistry
They had zero chemistry since at the moment of LotSB you stop considering Liara as the character,only as forced by Walters function.
Eli Long
>Tali is a cringey option to begin with
Are liarafags this stupid? Tali has the best interactions with shepherd throughout me 2&3 more that’s whatever the fuck liara’s was supposed to be
Chase Williams
Only way for videogames to get on the news back then was school shootings and lesbian sex.
I still remember their"game expert" interview
Nathan Fisher
>All the hard work you put into your beautiful wife - getting money, making her go to the gym, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, marrying her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
>implying I wouldn't feed her till she's as fat as science will allow
Adam Johnson
>borderline autistic space gypsy
Or
>pure virgin goddess who will age like a fine wine and be sucking your dick well into your old age
Gee, what a tough choice.
Carter Adams
...most works of science fiction ONLY* bother to make A.I. personalities essentially human but with turbo autism (like EDI).
Jackson Jackson
Michael Cook
Stop fighting and just appreciate your waifus.
Dylan Davis
I wanna poz her neg ass
Aiden Watson
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Daniel Mitchell
Hudson Bell
And Liara is devoted as fuck, making memorials and shit when you die. She'd sooner shlick to your statue than fuck another person. She'd drag her finger across that engraved S in Shepard, getting off on the shape of your name alone.
And then your little blue kid asks her to please stop, everyone is staring.
Easton Williams
I'm not even a Liarafag, I just think she and Shepard have the best chemistry once you get to LotSB and she stops being autistic. I like Miranda, actually, but her and Shepard have no chemistry and the romance feels stupid as a result.
Daniel Bell
Michael Taylor
Tali would always stutter and blush around Shepard and allowed herself to be different around him. While liara just stands there saying “fuck me again please”
Levi Johnson
>“fuck me again please”
Nice, pop my thermal clip.
Jackson Taylor
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