WHAT'S HIS FUCKING PROBLEM?

he was busy fucking zonetan before you interrupted

I don't like that they're hairy. Something about the hair freaks me out.

I have 3 surplus colecanths to give to CJ so he can make a trophy

Truly blessed this day

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>putting anything worth more than 1k in the box

why wouldnt you just put them in storage or drop them on the ground you stupid nigger

>get nook ticket
>make a spider island
>make over 100k in less than a hour with minimal effort
>people still need to cheat the game
how the fuck can you actually be so bad at fucking ANIMAL CROSSING, in the easiest game to grind money, that you still need to cheat

Imagine it biting your dick, causing it to swell to the size of a god damn baseball bat.

Is that thing just a trap or what? I could see the point if it paid out to your bank account immediately if you wanted to get a last-minute house upgrade or something but there's no goddamn good reason to ever use it.

>HIS
Black Tiger is a chick

Batter swing!

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Deadly Creatures remake when?

I use it while grinding fish spawns to get the stringfish at night. I may as well make a little money while I do it. Once my pockets get full I dump them into the box and get back to grinding.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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>Save up 600k over the course of 2 days
>Nearly double your money on the stalk market

>Timmy opening up the shop in the morning to find the entire building surrounded by double-stacked boxes of tarantulas

I like using it for cheaper things. Sometimes even during the day, so I don't have to deal with the loading screens. My storage is packed and I don't like cluttering sections of my island with bugs and fish, so the box is a nice option.

This is so fuckin' cute. I would love to put on some goggles and try to kiss this little cat on the face.

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so are there any other bugs like this? ones that will attack the player and can knock them unconscious? if not it'll be kind of sad when these things go out of season

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fuck you

In the southern hemisphere we're surrounded by scorpions. They're so fucking fast,

cool. i can't wait to see them

why wouldn't you?

I thought Spiders had eight legs. Why does that thing have fucking 10? 8 is bad enough.

Unless they added something new there is nothing after scorpions. It's been this way since the first game I think.

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>wait for it to rear up on its hind legs
>stop moving
>wait for it to relax
>move forward
>repeat

goddammit

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There weren't any scorpions in AC.

The front limbs aren't actually legs. They're pedipalps.

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>tarantula rears up
>keep going while holding A
>release A the moment you see it hop in the air before charging
>laugh as it sprints into your net and catches itself every time

What you're seeing in the model is actually its mouth parts, though they DO have another set of limbs on called pedipalps that are close to their fangs, as can be seen here.

When they mate, the male holds the female up with special tibial hooks on their front limbs and bats at the female's underside with his pedipalps, which he had previously "charged" with sperm. Like shooting a load into your pocket so you can take it out later and smear it on a girl's vagina before she tears you to peices and eats your flesh.
Spiders are wierd.

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You don't have to stop, just approach it with your net raised and release it as soon as it jumps before rushing you. They basically built in the timing for you, it's really easy.

nigger

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Is there an in-universe explanation to why Tarantulas knock you out? Is it just out of fear?

if i get stung by one at some remote island, will it appear again if I stay there?

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like getting wasp'd too many times in a row, youre getting envemonated.

>waiting or holding A

Literally just walk toward them and swing the moment they start moving the split second before they jump.

>sprint towards it and catch it right as it notices you
lol

what is it? i dont see anything

Explain how that's even a bad thing.

Tarantulas are venomous, though in reality most aren't any more dangerous/painful than a wasp.

sells it for 20% less

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I'm not a greedy jew who cares about a 20 percent loss

You only get 80% of the selling price using the drop-off box. If you have valuable catches or whatever you ought to just drop them outside the shop (or put them in your storage) and sell them regularly, because you're taking a 20% loss.
The box is good for being a quick way to dispose of stuff that's not really worth hanging on to, so you don't have to go to the trouble of manually releasing it or whatever other way you'd want to get rid of it. It's also a really fast way to check prices, since it gives instant feedback on the stuff you're adding (you just have to do a little estimation). Only really annoying thing about it is getting the phone call in the morning, but sitting through that is still less wasted time than going in and out of your house's loading screen and storing junk one at a time for hardly any gain, or even doing the menuing to release them all for nothing.

I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE BOGEYS ON YOUR SIX

>running back to my house
>suddenly realize I'm running WITH a tarantula
>stop in my tracks, it keeps right on going
I was so confused I forgot to get a video.

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why even do it? they mail you the money the next day so just wait a day to sell it