Final fantasy thread
Why would a princess wear this?
Final fantasy thread
Austin Williams
Connor Scott
>Dude what if we made half the playable cast be inconsequential to the story
>Dude what if we made a cast that barely says anything and almost never interacts with each other
>Dude what if we made multiple cutscenes where the main character has no idea what's going on and just stands in the background while people who matter speak
>Dude what if we made a character who's literally just a random girl off the street
>Dude what if we made a villain who has zero emotional connection to the heroes and doesn't even meet them until the last ten minutes
>Dude what if we took Final Fantasy Tactics' setting and made it a poor man's Star Wars
>Dude what if we gave the narrator a comical Apu accent
>Dude what if we made a political plot and then ruined it by turning it into standard ancient god shenanigans
>Dude what if we made a plot where the heroes have almost no impact on what happens until 95% of the way through the story and spend their time traipsing through non-descript caves and ruins
>Dude what if I'm Captain Basch
>Dude what if we made the sheathing/unsheathing animation stop you before and after every battle
>Dude what if we took everything 100% seriously and had zero levity
>Dude what if we wrote all of the dialogue to sound like a Renaissance Fair
>Dude what if we we had no overworld and all travel was handled by a menu or floating teleport crystals
>Dude what if we made a battle system where you set everything up in advance so that you don't actually play the game
>Dude what if we made summons useless except for opening doors
>Dude what if instead of fun side quests we had only fetch/kill quests like in some generic MMO
>Dude what if instead of having fun side games like the motorcycle chase and Triple Triad we had nothing
>Dude what if we had really shitty music
Jason Reed
>Why would a princess wear this?
because it's based
Jaxon Cruz
To let people know that she loves anal sex and sucking cock.
Brandon Fisher
Bentley Peterson
????
Hunter Cox
I started playing FFXII a few days ago for the first time and I fucking hate it. Too big and empty so far and the battle system sucks. I’m going to give it a few more hours and if it doesn’t get better I’m gonna go play an actually good FF game.
Landon Price
Dylan Diaz
need those cramped corridors, huh?
Brayden Edwards
FINAL FANTASY X SUCKS