Show me your Skyrim receipt, please.
Show me your Skyrim receipt, please
sorry todd i pirated your game
it was a christmas gift
Officer Todd has permission to use lethal force
arrgg stop staring at me Todd
Which one? I've bought it several times...
DUDE
IS THAT
TODD HOWARD?
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT AN EPIC MEME! OHUEAHAUHUGH I'M CUMMING! SO FUCKING EPIC! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
Right here sir
What a good customer. You’ll fat a nice stimulus package of Toddbux (redeemable for Creation Club content only)
give me skyrim 2 faglord
Todd I paid full price for the GOTY version, and the full $60 for Fallout please don't arrest me.
Do you have Fallout: New Vegas in your inventory, user?
Yes, but I also have Fallout 3 and Oblivion.
Check my nintendo switch. You'll see I purchased it legally so I could play on the go anytime anywhere. Thank you for making a great game Todd.
Has Todd seen the Todd memes?
Who do you think posts them?
Todd is well aware of Toddposting and he enjoys it
i bought it online, i don't have a physical receipt
Trainwiz says that he knows about it and finds it funny albeit odd
he talked about it on stage in an offhand remark I think
thats one sexy morrowind. list of mods?
>Fallout New Vegas
>Elider Scrolls Online
>Skyrim (2011)
>Fallout 4
D-D-Did I do good Todd s-senpai?
Toddposting is part of Yas Forums culture. Go back to Twitter
When’s TESVI coming out Todd. Who cares about Starfield just throw it in the trash.
>Fallout New Vegas
Is Sean still one of his buddies or has Sean abandoned Todd?
S-Sorry Todd I-I thought since you published it, i-it would be okay
I-I enjoyed it more than F-Fallout 4
>coomposting is better
leave
I have Todd locked in my basement AMA
>starfield
why is bethesda, a company that takes good rpgs and makes them garbage over time, going to make an original ip? does anyone actually think it'll be good?
If you keep saying stupid stuff like that I might have to bugtest this new laser rifle on you.
Todd I've sold copies of Skyrim with all the DLCS on the black market and personally gifted the money to Tim Cain and Josh Sawyer. :)
YOU WHAT?
yes only new Vegas because fallout 4 is shit
Go ahead, Todd. I bet you “streamlined” it so much that it doesn’t even have sights to aim with or even a functioning trigger because they were considered “too complex.”
Guess I'll live another 60 years then lol
Well do ya punk?
I returned it. That Skyrim was rancid.
Will a Morrowind receipt do? It's a lot like Skyrim, just with a better plot. Also, you weren't running things yet.
DON'T DO IT, HE'S THE BEST OF US YOU SICK MONSTER
I got Skyrim special edition for free for buying Skyrim during a promotion that I didn't know about.
What the fuck is a Morrowind?
todd was the project leader for morrowind
[Speech 100] I have legally purchased every Bethesda Game Studios game
Well, well, look at the outlander pulling’ up in his fancy Imperial ship
Can I see your Redguard receipt?
Hmm.. Lets see now
Ohh legendary edition
nice
I’m afraid I don’t have that on me at the moment, Todd, but I can show you my copy of Wayne Gretzky Hockey
>not Battlespire
cringe
I traded TF2 earbuds for a copy of Skyrim (and some other games I forgot)
I since then quit TF2 so I don't know how the hat economy is but at the time Skyrim was still $60.
You stop right there buddy
Oh shit it's Todd
Punch it
Oh shit, you're right. I could have sworn he wasn't project leader until Oblivion. Shows what I know.
You have sinned, user. However, with a small indulgence of $59.99, even you can be forgiven.
The Oral History of Morrowind on polygon makes it painfully obvious just how minimal his contribution was.
>unironically saying Yas Forums culture
But The Elder Scrolls™ V: Skyrim Special Edition© only costs 50 dollars, Todd
I don't buy shit games, sorry.
Cope.
Gentlemen, we need to devise a plan to get Todd to say his name backwards in order to send him back to the eldritch dimension from whence he came.
Did you really think you could escape that easily user
ok
SILENCE! I am the master of this reality! I am lord of the prices! You are nothing to me but a talking wallet for me to ravage!
That's the worst game bethesda ever made. Even worse than new vegas
now apologize to todd and buy a copy of skyrim
>I-I enjoyed it more than F-Fallout 4
You're in for it now
toddposting stopped being funny when obsidiots and coffin dodging codexfags ran it into the ground
OH SHI-
I will be examining the exif data. In the meantime, print it out show it to me with a timestamp. Just want to make sure, you understand?