Drink the hourai elixir.
Drink the hourai elixir
Adrian Cook
Gabriel Evans
Is that a bean?
Lucas Ward
Sure
Jaxon Morgan
Buy the Skyrim game
Juan Watson
No
Dylan Harris
Wouldn't the only way to drink the Hourai Elixir would be by eating Eirin/Mokou/Kaguya/Chang'e's liver?
Jaxon Reyes
They got Mokou to "volunteer".
Ryder Hall
Well, I ain't getting any younger. Might as well dive in.
Jonathan Ramirez
Chase Hughes
You filthy fucking mutt I swear to Allah you will have a taste of my shoe before the night is through how dare you do this to Mokou.
Lucas Rodriguez
Lucas Moore
I can’t believe the mod did it for free
Easton Edwards
Wyatt Edwards
There's Nue she'd ever do something like this.
Juan Hall
Damn...
Mason Nelson
Joshua Robinson
Who won?
Brody Edwards
Perhaps we, the viewers did
Sebastian Wright
What about this situation? Who wins?
Sebastian Howard
(You)
Cameron Rodriguez
Cirno already knows she's won. Look at her smugness.
Charles Wilson
Triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall.
Jayden Jackson
No eating their liver would just make you regular immortal (unaging) not make your soul completely indestructible and allow your body to regenerate without limit.
Chase Morales
You just gotta eat Mokou, Eirin AND Kaguya's livers then. Then when you get the chance, go for the 1.25 dose with Chang'e's.
Robert Allen
You people better stop before the judgement of the janny comes.
Ryan Martin
How is Shiki so goddamn tall when she looks so goddamn short? Is Komachi just an oppai loli all along?
Kevin Clark
Please p-pick up... P-please translate me
Jordan Moore
>ignore call
Julian Jackson
post 1ccs weebs
Juan Rogers
She isnt. She's a living Jizo statue. So it makes more sense that she's closer to doll size than an imposing Bodhisattva statue.
Samuel Powell
she on em beans for real
Jason Foster
Why the are Touhou threads on Yas Forums 50 times better than /2hug/s?
Jordan Miller
*Sips*
Owen Adams
Eiki's portrait art is just kinda proportioned odd, like her torso makes up 70% of her body
Nathaniel Gomez
Because nobody likes /vg/ and anyone with remaining brain cells avoids that pit.
Gabriel Sullivan
Brehs....imagine the smell of those cute BLOOMERS!
Luis Rivera
Uh, you're driving the wrong way
Nathan Gray
Spin!!
Luke Clark
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
Nicholas Lopez
bloomers are a gift from heaven
Julian Young
LIVE
Blake Price
Kill
All
Mooniggers
Jaxon Anderson
Post more touhou gachi matchups you jabronis
Lincoln Rivera
Based and Junkopilled
Aiden Brooks
Meanwhile on Touhou Project, Somber Judgement of Walnut (brought to you by the BBC):
Reimu discovers the power of atheism which allows xer to transition xer gender to that of a grey-gendered polysexual non-binary turnip. Xer then attempts to raise awareness of Gensokyo's gender issues is thwarted by the CIS gendered Lunarians who will stop at nothing to keep women and allies trapped in traditional wrongthink.
Liam Lewis
Fuck you
Noah Rodriguez
Owen Rodriguez
Mokou is literally the Fire Punch
Tyler Bailey
goddamn it not another spam call
>block
Jayden Cook
anything is better than /vg/, best touhou threads are on /tg/ though
Matthew Nelson
Shouldn't Van be Reimu? Fantasy Seal, Fantasy Heaven, Fantasy Nature, etc...
Cooper Adams
When is the boss rush game coming out?
Parker Garcia
The Venerable Ancient Battlefield ~ Suwa Foughten Field
Grayson Morales
we only had one demo and tasofro has been silent for months
considering summer comiket is cancelled and reitaisai was pushed back to april (possibly will be cancelled too) then it's fall reitaisai at the latest
Lincoln Bell
Page 10 Here we go!
Blake Cook
Fuck fan games, when are we getting a new Phantasmagoria? It's getting so cold and there are Tengu after me...
Jayden Gomez
I'm waiting for aofc to be on switch/ps4
It was announced like in May 2019 and like no new news
Grayson Carter
I FUCKING HATE AYA, I PRESSED THE FUCKING BOMB BUTTOM 10 QUADRILLION YEARS AGO HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HIT
Ryder Williams
Being a touhou fan is suffering
Connor King
Bomb invulnerability doesn't last for 10 quadrillion years, fellow Redditor
Nicholas Stewart
It does if you're a funny bunny cunny
Carter Martinez
...and the scanners are all dead and nobody is replacing them because zoomers would rather lick toilet seats and post it on tiktok.