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Not gonna lie, I took a shit in this suit like 15 times

DADDY

Yo, can you speed this shit up? I wanna go to Freckle Bitch's...

I love you Barney.

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>At the end, the half life was in the friends we made along the way.

...

I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD

SUPA SOLJA

>"i guess that,at the end of the day we were always half life 3"

nah

>he isn't allowed to say nothing.
it starts with N though.

,, What do you mean the microphone of my helmet was muted the entire fucking time?"

From his perspective he’s only been in the suit for like three days.

kek

fpbp

Rip and Tear! I'm gonna find you and gonna kill you Gman!

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"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"

Pancakes.

I'm I getting overtime for all this?

>WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS

"I'm going to hunt down the Gman"

"You have my permission to die" says as he shoots Gman in the face

fuck

"its just been revoked!"
>"Gordon, that Lethal Weapon line doesn't really work here"
"Oh. I'll have what shes having!"
>"That's....better?"

>just realized that rhymes with hunt down the freeman
>gman - freeman
>gordon freeman
>(g)ordon free(man)

HOLY FUCK

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You fucked up my ???

Unfortunately Breen is dead so Gordon won't have a chance to say it to him for Barney.

THE REAL QUESTION IS;
Who should voice Freeman?

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"No!"

youtube.com/watch?v=JDbwEQG2cqI

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The one and only

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>During the last combat of HL3 he just busts out Ross' version of Modern Major General and nobody acknowledges it in game

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>He's been doing this the entire time
>This is just the first time the player hears it

Closer to a week
HL1 - maybe 1 day if that
HL2 - 4 or 5 days
HL2 EP1/2 - two days

>I quit.

It's a joke section where there's a box he's gotta open, so it's a tutorial for the crowbar basically where he says-
"AWWWW SHIEEEEET NIGGAS, I WONDER HOW THE FUCK I GONNA GET THIS SHIEET OPEN HEHEHEHE"
Then he winks at the camera in a third person cutscene

Always thought HL1 was 2 days

>y-you too

Her would but HE HAS TO MAKE THE MOVIE!

kek'd

I wonder how John is doing....

>entire Half-Life saga is just a really bad week for Gordon

“Fuck”

I'M GUNNA SAY IT

N

DESPITE

Kept you waiting, huh?

>Gordon is about to kill G Man
>"Well, Mr Freeman, can I offer you, another, e-employment opportunity?"
>"No"
>crowbar noises

This is the only option I’m okay with

Fuck niggers.

If the series ends with you in VR, a crowbar, and in a room with GMan, and you just beat the shit out of him, that would be so fucking satisfying

huhuhuh zombine

No

>Here try this craft beer made from organic hops Barney

I AM SILLY!

Nig-

Oh man yeah I can afford this and more but oh man I've been down and out, and now for me it's just painful to spend money

He says nothing.

Valve HAS to know about Ross. They HAVE to have stumbled across Freeman's Mind at some point.

I refuse to believe that the entire company has grown so utterly inept and incompetent that they're unaware of the unofficial voice of Freeman. If they ever make him talk, I expect them to try and hire Ross to do it.

While I'm as much of a fan of Freeman's Mind as anyone, that'd be a complete 180 of what everyone has thought of Gordon as a character. All the promo art and whatnot gives the vibe of a stoic warrior, not some narcissistic sociopath who just wants to go home.
Then again, they could always slip his voice in at the end or something. Just a small line to throw everyone off.

well, hl2 was actually three days, the mapnames are split like d1_, d2_, and d3_

>G-man is becoming central to the plot, almost an antagonist
>Still doesnt have a proper name

he tells Eli to shut up

this

nah Valve is well known for lurking constantly, hell even the HL2 devs admitted they'd been watching speedruns of their games years after their releases.
They call it "collecting data" just silently watching the community, and what they do. Like, there's a REASON Portal 2 has nothing memetic in it, because they saw how it kinda ruined the darker vibe in Portal 1 when fans got a hold of it.
Nah they're always watching, senpai, they definitely know about Ross.

The final scene is him stubbing his toe on a table and yelling "FUCK!" Everyone laughs, fade to black while Outhere Brothers's "Fuk U In The Ass" plays over the credits.

>I don't want to buy a VR set because I have vision issues
>I don't want to buy a VR set because they cause me migraines
>I don't want to buy a VR set because there is simply not enough room for me to set aside for a VR area in my residence
>I don't want to buy a VR set because the technology is still rapidly improving and would rather wait for things like individual finger tracking or a movement system that does not break immersion like teleporting everywhere does
>I don't want to buy a VR set because I have a permanent or temporary physical disability that prevents me from using it effectively

>LOL U JUST WONT BUY ONE CUZ UR POOR LMAO FAG

I'd fucking loose my shit if his one word was voiced by Jon St. John, not even just bc of Gorgeous Freeman, but it'd make the whole 90s FPS loop with a game that took fucking ages to come out finally come to a close.

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HL1 was 2 days, the maps go from day to night to day again