Oh no, Tenshi is taking over Yas Forums.
Touhou thread
Julian Long
Lincoln Rivera
Isaac Perry
All of Yas Forums has been spirited away to Gensokyo.
What happens next?
Jaxson Murphy
Jackson Smith
What's your favorite personal headcanon?
Mine is that Yuuka is a blonde hair fetishist.
Dylan Hill
i will tear off your limbs
Brayden Butler
Work on my 1cc
Lincoln Ward
I wonder if we'd outnumber the population of the human village? I'd guess we would. If so, we'd be the largest source of faith and fear, which may give us a position to negotiate with youkai, if we could organize ourselves... which we of course won't be able to do.
Probably, the forces that want to maintain the status quo would slaughter us all, and use our skulls as trophies to generate more fear from the humans trapped in the village.
Jaxon Flores
I am more of a clunny kind of guy
James Smith
i say we all make a run for Mugenkan and use the gardener anons to negotiate with Yuuka for protection.
Nathaniel Reyes
I start an incident
Ryan Lee
Honestly, most youkai would probably consider us a threat. What good is the faith or fear of modern humans? It's well known that we are too skeptical.
I don't see why Yuuka would need us, given the risk we'd pose for all youkai if we were to teach the humans about science.
Matthew Johnson
Why i find myself wishing i was tenshi? Is her blue hair?
Wyatt Long
Use the underageb&'s as a currency to trade with the mature youkai.
Oliver Morris
remi
Nathan Rivera
You can't trade if you can't reliably protect your goods. Sadly. I really like the idea.
Jose Brown
the real threat is the 2hu fans with our meta-knowledge, all of use would be killed instantly by the sages for knowing about the faith farms.
Our only hope would be using our massive numbers to search for the Probability Space Hypervessel and begging Yumemi to take us home
Nicholas Roberts
fears the satori
Wyatt Myers
>ywn be transported to gensokyo
>ywn immediately make a dead sprint to the garden of the sun to meet Yuuka and deliver your sales pitch of "h-hello I like flowers"
>ywn speak your last words of "y...you too" as she completely ignores you and strolls away while you pass out from exhaustion, alone and far away from the human village
bros...
Adrian Young
I wonder if waifu fags would be spared?
I'm not saying the sages/youkai would flattered by having wicked NEETs lust after them, but I can imaging that men in ancient time who devoted themselves to a goddess were like waifu-fags, so maybe waifu-fags possess enough genuine faith and devotion to be faith farmed?
Ryan Martin
This is Reimu Hakurei, protagonist of the Touhou project and an absolutely pathetic shrine maiden who sucks at her job. Say something nice about her!
Ayden Wilson
sneedhou
Brandon Roberts
She fucks dog
Lucas Lee
cowe
Elijah White
>Yukarin
I don't believe a single word of what you just said.
Nathan Ortiz
Jo’on fucks niggers
Zachary Scott
This is why i always carry a ton of different seeds on me, not just regular seeds, i have a ton of seeds from all around the planet. when i get gapped i can give them to Yuuka and befriend her.
you may call me crazy but when we get gapped you will all suffer while i laugh at you from the balcony of Mugenkan.
Chase Jenkins
yukari cant gap other people secondary niggers
Jason Rivera
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
Jack Bailey
if you actually believe it you're a tertiary
Kevin Reyes
Touhou is merged with the 40k universe
What happens now?
Kayden Lopez
i like touhou but i also like fanart of them being fattened up to the size of the good year blimp
how do i rectify this
Brody Watson
Thomas Morgan
nice headcanon
Hunter Diaz
i know this is bait but i'll still reply to it
Samuel Gomez
There is no problem. Just don't post it here.
Daniel Long
aya has wings
Brandon Adams
Soon.
Henry Hernandez
sometimes
Robert Gutierrez
>walking through border is same as being gaped
no
Ayden Harris
Go back to your cave, you're drunk.
Joshua Turner
ok teritary
Carson Rodriguez
>Yukari causes people to walk through the barrier
William Torres
Is Luna Nights good? I don't know anything about touhou.
David Harris
yes people can cross through barrier but are not able to get gaped by yukari
Kayden Campbell
Yes, pretty short though
Tyler Perry
play the official games before the fan games first retard
yes it's okay but not sure if it's worth the money
Camden Flores
It's fantastic, worth every penny.
Landon Anderson
>Yukari spends a lot of time in the outside world
>Yukari is canonically responsible for all the mysterious disappearances in the outside world
>it would be trivial to kidnap people with her abilities
>Yukari admits to Kasen in WaHH that she gaps in humans to feed Gensokyo's youkai
>NOOOOO SHE CANT GAP PEOPLE BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!
Anthony Myers
Why are those faeries so huge?
Kayden Taylor
>yukari spirits away outsiders by just going "hey fag over here" and baiting people for however long it takes to walk their ass into gensokyo
damn... someone has to stop this mastermind
Cameron Thompson
Can she gap my dick
Owen Clark
What are some good non-h doujins to read while stuck in this shitty quarantine?
Christian Barnes
You would need one first
Nathaniel Anderson
Which 2hu would be the best fishing buddy?
Noah Clark
Joseph Davis
Warugaki's kaiji crossover series
I typeset it and don't want the hours I spent on it going to waste
Levi Parker
Xavier Martin
Does it have any good gamburus?
Parker Brown
damn, really? nice work, that's one of my favorites
Kevin Ward
which youkai would be the biggest threat?
Xavier Price
Rumia would eat us all
Colton Perry
For some reason, hearing this made me want to read it. Maybe I should read Kaiji as well? I've probably seen people recommend it for a decade, but I don't really see the appeal of a series about gambling.
Jaxson Martinez
what if i shine a flashlight at her?
>yuuka makes everyone pick cotton
Connor Nelson
a flashlight cant penetrate her darkness ball