This game is such a rancid combination of cumbersome "realistic" animations, bugged gameplay elements...

This game is such a rancid combination of cumbersome "realistic" animations, bugged gameplay elements, lack of core content and constant disconnections that it's genuinely the worst thing I've ever played. This isn't worth the game's price tag, even on sale.

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cringe

I'd put a bullet in you if I knew where you lived. I just thought you should know.

unironically Rockstar's best game after SA

wow i'm really scared faggot

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same, millennials should be killed en masse

it has such potential to be the comfiest most visceral shooter, but it really dropped the ball. it has moments of brilliance but I'm overall disappointed with the game, especially the multiplayer

bros....

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the game is bugged dood

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Well now I feel even worse. People are forced to spend $60 to try this shit, where they will never get a refund, only be be disappointed by the worst-designed game in recent years.

why do newfags on this shithole type as if they're writing a youtube review script now

yea bru likk....... typin in caps n punktation n sheit like n*gga???? nbruh momant lmao ssssssss
*guns down white persan*
CRINNNNGGEW
y'all niggas

That's the way it iiiiiiiis.
That's the way it is.

they think it makes it sound smart when all it does is show how autistic they really are

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you're not an intellectual.

I would kill this entire board for free.

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That one NakedJake video (or whatever is name is) describes why the game isnt very good in detail

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>NakedJake

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its a dumb video that basically claims every game should be designed in a boring samey way ala modern ubisoft open world titles

No, it's an intelligent video that points out every mission is already the formulaic samey thing you're afraid of.

>go toward objective point
>slowly ride alongside NPC
>listen to badly-written dialogue
>shootout happens

It never deviates.

I think open world stuff is dumb.

My complaint is the actual combat is PS1 levels of polish. Its fucking shit. Which is weird because 1 was fine, even if you turned off auto lock.

I mean, for some people it's a game of their dreams - one that is all about chilling and doing sometimes regular activities just for the fun of it. I wanted it since I first played Gothic and discovered that frying a piece of meat takes a quarter of a second.
What I hate the most is fucking racing games. Only two actual dimensions of movement and it's just driving and watching the land go by. What a fucking bore.
I don't go complaining every time some Forza or Need for Speed comes oforand it turns out that they don't cater to my tastes though. Those games are clearly not for me and I don't play them. There are probably people that like those games. Well, good for them.

>bugged gameplay mechanics

Such as what?

>lack of core content

lol wut

>oforand
Sorry for that, my phone does that sometimes

>horse rides face-first into a tree for no reason

>horse rides face-first into a tree for no reason

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Based and truth pilled
It's also a combination of obnoxious cinematic movie game like Uncharted and directionless empty open world.

Keep seething fag

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The games compass, which the game begs you to use because its so integral (its not like you'd know where to go from dialogue) often puts you on runaround routes or the wrong routes entirely. This makes missions, etc. unplayable until you kill yourself a few times to make it get on the right location.

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you can open a map by pressing M

If you don't steer the horse away from running into a tree trunk, yeah, it will run into it. If it automatically steered itself away you'd be complaining about the game playing itself because you just want to be upset.

And it doesn't need to. You want to do whatever the hell you want, that's what the free roaming is for. Only retards that speedrun the main quest complain, because the rest of us spend 10 hours in between missions hunting and exploring the world.

filtered

>open up some realistic Unreal landscape .exe
>run around with deer as Mario
>this is the exact same fucking thing you describe

Games are designed, R* is badly designed and you think the band-aid is to avoid the game's bad designs to wander around like a toddler.

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2 years passed and you chose to still setthe son.

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How did a AAA game like this manage to filter so many plebs?

>game has a literal Kill All Enemies Onscreen function
>"filtered"

Can you ironically but then unironically kill yourself?

HEY FELLERS
I'm riding up to Valentine to go have a drink in the nice, quiet saloon up there. Who wants to come with me?? Remember we gotta be real civil like 'cause Dutch said "NO CRAZY BUSINESS" so it just be a few drinks to relax and such.

Are you a dumb person? You're not forced to follow the route it gives you.

This same poster begs and cries for the mods to filter "cuck" and ban for "nigger"

Nigger people STILL cant stay connected for more than 10 minutes in the online mode.

Fuck this faggot and his thread. Post Arthurs lads

literal rockstar faggot lmao

In my 60+ hours with the game I never had this happen. Did you play on a console or a PC?

You know the FBI and CIA probably read your post, right?

>caring about the online mode

Oh goodness.

>this is the exact same fucking thing you describe
But it's not.
>Games are designed, R* is badly designed
But it's not. Their main missions follow a formula. You may dislike them but if that's the case you dislike Rockstar games and if that's the case it's as if I complained about Need for Speed because I don't like driving cars
>and you think the band-aid is to avoid the game's bad designs to wander around like a toddler
No, the side content is there to break up the pace. You settle on a new area with the gang, you fuck around the area finding stuff out. Hunt, get bounties, get wagon information, but new clothes, craft new trapper gear, camp for a while, fight bounty hunters, find dinosaur bones, craft a new satchel, find rock sculptures, shave your troglodyte beard, get ambushed by some gang and take care of their hideout... and whenever you want to get some scripted events you continue the main quest. Simple as.

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yeh but muh arturd morgan got dat gud hentai yo

Just don't use it retard

>play a videogame
>you always move forward
WTF WHAT SHIT GAME DESIGN

>cumbersome "realistic" animations

OH NO LOOTING TAKES A WHOLE FUCKING THREE SECONDS WTF WHY ISN"T EVERYTHING INSTANTANEOUS AND CARTOONISHLY FAST TO SUIT MY TYPICAL GAMER ADHD PLAY STYLE WAHHHHHHH

grow up you baby