IT'S THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF ARMS.... MINMIN!
IT'S THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF ARMS.... MINMIN!
No. It's Coyle.
I want to eat noodles with Min Min, then I want to have sex with Min Min
It's Min Min retard, not Minmin, at least get it right.
That's not Max Ass
Actually they didn't know who it was going to be so they left it intentionally vauge to gauge who people wanted, and the vast majority want Twintelle.
Why the fuck did this dead game get in before Geno?
Announcer said "You"'ll have to wait a MIN-ute longer"
Actually put emphasis on the Min.
>game called arms
>rep is a girl who fights with her hair
> dead game
don't tell him
>Dead
It's... uh, not dead.
My job involves analyzing the online metrics for online video games. I can TELL you that ARMS actually has a more dedicated playerbase than than Overwatch.
source:your ass
Yes, and? She's a character from Arms, the most popular character actually.
We're going to get Spring Boy and Ribbon Girl as a single character and you're going to like it.
Oh? Can you prove that the game is 'dead?'
Cant wait to be a Min Min main
there's almost zero good art of min min for one
Can you prove that it even exists?
>White guys and Theory fags want Twintelle
I don't make up bullshit saying I can
What we really need is a biff mii fighter costume.
I don't want Ribbon Girl or Springman desu
I love this lil nigga
That moment when this cutie asked for ribbon girl's autograph.
I actually wonder about Biff sometimes. He's a short little sportscaster, but why does he look like that? What is he?
He's Biff. I always kinda assumed he was just a creature made by Dr Coyle (before she turned evil) or the arms corp specifically to be a mascot. But that's just head cannon, no evidence to support it.
You don't give away a full game for two weeks for free if it's selling well, user.
ARMS released three years ago. It could not be selling at all by this point and be fine. A two free week demo means they think it can sell again, instead of just going freemium and bilking the current players out of as much money as possible.
I figure he's just a rare mutation of the spring-arm disease like Twintelle.
You think he was a regular boxing glove that became sentient, like that "awakening" thing the research notes in the gallery talked about, but instead of just the arms it's all of him?
I meant a short guy who grew a hand out of his head, but that works too.
why don't they just add all the arms under a reskin
If you like MinMin you belong in the binbin.
Play the fucking game and you will know why
They all play differently and some of their models wouldn't even look right unless animated totally differently.
This is gonna be crazy but hear me out.
What if this is a bait and switch. What if we are in fact getting DLC for ARMS, which is also gonna join smash. What if... and i know it sounds crazy. What if, Geno is DLC for arms and also joining smash? I mean his main fighting style involves shooting out his arms like projectiles right? Surely theirs been crazier theories. I don't mind MinMin, but something just feels so off about this announcement.
At some point, you need to think about this less.
What if its 2 Genos in a coat wanting to see what sex with regular people is like?
Wow now that you mention it, i never would have suspected this.
>What if, Geno
Stopped reading right there.
WOW THIS SOUNDS PLAUSIBLE
That's not how Arms work and Geno is way too out there.
However it IS strange why they made the announcement the way they did.
Frankly, this announcement feels like something they would do for a Pokemon Rep, announce officially that a Gen 8 Pokemon is joining Smash but not tell who.
It probably just got delayed and they knew they had to say something.
What if Geno, geknew?
>They all play differently
And several Smash characters are amalgams that use stuff other characters from their games use, not them.
Lucas, Ness, Byleth.
i am pretty sure it's gonna be the blonde bitch that is the ''face'' of arms
it would just be strange not to be
but at the same time didn't they say something about bayo body or shit like that?
My main concern is whether we will still get a proper trailer for the character like the other DLC's or if this is it.
>eating before sex
Disgusting.
>Blonde Bitch
>"Face"
Spring Man isn't Blonde, he's the colgate
>Anyone but Helix
DUMB FAGGOTS
Ribbon Girl is about 90% the mascot Spring Man is.
It's either going to be Spring Man, Ribbon Girl, Dr. Coyle or Max Brass. Those four are the "main" characters of the game, even with Coyle and Brass only being playable after release. If they don't want to do Spring Man for whatever reason, it'll probably be Ribbon Girl. As long as Coyle's music gets in, it'll be great.
The boxart is Spring Man getting his face knocked by Ribbon Girl
That's not Max Ass
that file name.
If I had to pick, I'd go with Lola or Coyle (first female villain btw if she gets in.).
Twintelle would just be Bayo 2 but with more time mechanics and that sounds fucked.
noodles for the noodle goddess
just let it go dude, you're going fucking insane
my fucking sides
If you think they can put together a character in 3 months like that you're retarded. It's a delay because of the corona quarantines holding up development.
And Min Min was trending on social media more than Twintelle.
I will. We also will have Springtron as a Springman pallete and I will like that too.
It doesn't feel right having Twintelle or even Mechanica when the game uses the statement
>This fighter's Arms can Extend
Especially Twintelle when she uses her hair
I don't get the meme with Bayonetta and Twintelle
Her hair attacks and having slow motion have absolutely nothing to do with how Twintelle actually fights though
and im pretty sure the major gimmick is going to have to do with the multiple Arms you can have
u gay
It's from morons who didn't actually play Arms
Are you surprised the majority of Twintelle fans dont know her abilities?
You expect smash fags to actually know more than the most superficial stuff about whatever they're discussing?