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Thomas White
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Camden Hernandez
Oh look, ResetEra won again. Whatever.
Colton Green
>oneangrygamer
Jackson Jackson
I'm going to post the entire article ITT because it honestly reads like satire.
>You can’t even start up a game these days without being slapped in the face with Left-wing propaganda. That’s what happened with Wasteland 3, the upcoming turn-based strategy game from inXile Entertainment. After Microsoft bought out inXile there were some gamers who thought that this meant great things for the company and it would allow them to do more and go further with the development. In reality all it meant was that Microsoft and inXile would synergize their Left-wing beliefs and further irrumate gamers with their sociopolitical beliefs.
>Microsoft has gone all-in on the Social Justice bandwagon, and it appears it’s rubbing off on the development studios under their wings, including inXile’s upcoming Wasteland 3.
>YouTuber Rob Cram put up a near hour-long video of Wasteland 3’s opening and character creation process, and oh boy is it a doozy.
>There’s an opening cinematic narrated by Major Vera Prasad, the leader of the November Ranger Corps, who were supposed to meet with The Patriarch for supplies.
>Yes, a woman is somehow leading a convoy of hardened front-line soldiers, something that would never happen in real-life. We’re supposed to suspend our disbelief enough to find ourselves rooting for a middle-aged woman fighting against criminals, bandits, outlaws, and ravagers in a post-apocalyptic world? Seriously?
>We saw the same thing in that other upcoming game, Outriders, where they have a strong middle-aged female leader doling out commands to able-bodied soldiers. It’s cringe-worthy and disrespectful.
Ethan Jenkins
>because it honestly reads like satire
OneAngryIncel is literally run by a Yas Forums sperg who writes every article under random names to pretend other people contribute to his echo chamber website.
Samuel Diaz
>I’m sure Centrists™ are already conjuring up excuses about how it’s a fictional setting and how a female combat leader is plausible within said fictional world. It’s funny that they always use the “it’s just a game, bro!” excuse when it comes to Left-wing agitprop, yet they always use the “it’s more realistic!” excuse when it comes to removing cleavage, making female characters uglier, or constricting a fictional woman’s chest.
>Heck, they’ve recently been championing how toning down Jill’s sex appeal in the Resident Evil 3 Remake with her default outfit was more “realistic”, despite the fact that it’s a game about the walking dead and a trash-bag super zombie hounding down special agent. They conveniently pull out the excuse whenever fan-service or sexy women are brought into the equation, yet they’re quick to use “fantasy!” and “fiction!” as deflections whenever someone questions why a bunch of gays or strong women are running around in a post-apoc game like Wasteland 3.
>Anyway, Wasteland 3 doesn’t waste any time in getting right to the propaganda. During the character creation process the default teams you can choose from are horrendous. They hit you right over the head with it by promoting a gay punk-rock couple named Kickboy and Bronco.
>Yes, a gay punk-rock couple… in a post-apocalyptic environment.
>In the real-world they would be more prone to disease and would likely die off pretty quick, since gays are actually more prone to infections due to engaging frequently in unprotected anal sex, as reported by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
>They’re also more prone to suicide, mental illness, and drug abuse, even in more socially accepting societies such as the Netherlands, as reported by a now removed report from Catholic Education. The details of the report were even corroborated in a completely separate interview that Dr. Nwokocha had with The Vanguard back in 2012.
Isaiah Jenkins
Lincoln Harris
So the people who post OAG articles are actually all SJWs right? Is OAG actually secretly run by SJWs who purposely made a strawman website?
Sebastian Anderson
I love Billy D so much. His Yas Forumsnigger autism is off the charts, but the fact he does it all under one name for easy mockery is the cherry on top.
Jeremiah Flores
>And to add further salt into the ideological wound of Leftists, even their darling agitprop outfit The Guardian had to concede that those on the LGBTQIA+ spectrum are frequently more susceptible to mental illness than normal people.
>So the likelihood of punk-rockers surviving the apocalypse while continuing to engage in gay sex is paper thin.
>If they don’t get killed off and looted for what little supplies they might have, disease would surely take them. However, all of that is skimmed over so that inXile can pepper people with a fantasy that gays would be a normal occurrence in a post apocalyptic scenario, all so that the Cornhole Commissars can rub their hands together aggressively over seeing Kickboy and Bronco engage in their gay adventures.
>But it doesn’t end there. There’s also interracial POCkers who happen to be in the STEM field… because of course.
>I can’t even tell if Chris is supposed to be a man or woman. Then again, the same could be said for the other Kris who looks like a perturbed man dressed up as a woman. Worse yet is that since the portraits and in-game models for both characters are completely androgynous (but leaning more on the masculine side) – and with people suffering from mental illness where they now believe they’re “non-binary” – I don’t know what either Kris/Chris is supposed to be.
>Either way, it’s an interracial couple in the STEM field, and neither of the two happen to be a straight white male for obvious reasons.
>There’s also a mentor and student couple, two women, both POCkers.
>I don’t know if they’re also supposed to be lesbians or not, but the odds are high given the current crop of characters.
>There’s literally only one partially normal couple from the default list, and it’s Yuri and Spence, two Rangers who were once rivals before the world went bottles up.
Xavier Walker
fuck you
Ethan Smith
Hey billy
Hudson Anderson
CAUSE I FEEL LIKE A PRISONER
TRAPPED INSIDE THIS BROKEN WORLD
WHILE I'M PLAYING THE VICTIM AGAIN
RUNNING IN CIRCLES
TO ME, IT'S ALL THE SAME
AND THOUGH NOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE
(STILL)
I HOPE SOMEDAY YOU HAVE IT ALL
Jose Watson
WTF ARE YOU DOING? Our guy Billy needs to the click revenue
Zachary Clark
Just buy a fucking banner billy, holy shit.
Check this 5.
Michael Campbell
>I’m guessing Spence is supposed to be an actual woman, despite having a man’s name. However, having a typical shaved head like a degenerate San Francisco Liberal employs a sense of deliberate pause.
>Oh, and I almost forgot about the Asian father and daughter combo.
>At least we know that the Asian man is straight since he had a daughter, obviously it would have been too much to ask for a twin samurai brothers, or rival ninjas who joined the corps, or two mercenaries who were friends.
>Basically, the theme was that there were no straight, white masculine duos who were competent men. Yet they had no qualms about making a default pairing of female POCkers who were masculine and battle-hardened. The good part is that you can at least create your own duo and you’re not relegated to using the mercenary diversity hires.
>Now that’s just the character creator.
>All of the female portraits are completely tanked, too.
>They’re all either ugly or making the proverbial “don’t need no man” face.
>You probably think I’m joking but I’m not. You can take a look at the portraits for yourself.
>There isn’t one normal-faced chick with blonde hair and blue eyes. In fact, there’s only one chick with blonde hair but she’s all scarred up. Although, to their credit, at least they have a redhead in there.
>Majority of the portraits are of POCkers, though, so it lets you know where their priorities are.
>In the actual game the Dorseys are pretty much like the religious cult from Far Cry 5. Fundamentalist killers… oh and did I happen to mention that they’re hillbillies, too? To top it all off the battle music for the final showdown with the Dorseys during the preview build has some Christian cult music playing, just to hammer home the point for those in doubt. Feel free to watch Cram’s video to hear it for yourself.
Michael Powell
>This is all just within the first 50 minutes of the game.
>It reminded me a lot of State of Decay 2, where you were constantly inundated with one group of POCkers after another; one gay couple after another; one strong independent woman “who don’t need no man” after another. It just doesn’t end.
>At this point I expect the Centrists™ to rally around and support the game and its “diversity” because that’s what they do. They’re Lefties disguised as moderates. Anyone who voices displeasure at the degeneracy will be shouted down and fulminated for their opinion, just until the game releases, various YouTubers start mocking the game’s wokeness, it goes broke, and then Centrists™ will jump in and make it like they were always against the game’s agitprop.
>We’ve seen them do it with Mass Effect: Andromeda, Wolfenstein: Youngblood and Mortal Kombat 11. Expect the same thing to happen with Wasteland 3 once it releases.
yeah those star citizen ship aren't cheap
Easton Jackson
Parker Rivera
Why does he have a beef with us centrists?
Tyler Bennett
>Why, yes, I keep track of Billy D's website and give him ad revenue all to make fun of Yas Forumsniggers on Yas Forums, what gave it away?
Jose Garcia
one angry gamer is a false-flag Chinese communist propaganda mouthpiece posing as anti-SJW to make the West look bad to the fucking slants
Ayden Murphy
It's the classic "At least my enemies are a clear example of what I'm fighting against and give fuel for my delusions, you centrists are disgusting because I have no arguments against you". SJWs and Yas Forumstards always feel that way.
Lincoln Peterson
>Yes, a woman is somehow leading a convoy of hardened front-line soldiers, something that would never happen in real-life. We’re supposed to suspend our disbelief enough to find ourselves rooting for a middle-aged woman fighting against criminals, bandits, outlaws, and ravagers in a post-apocalyptic world? Seriously?
Now hold up. Doesn't said convoy immediately fail, come under fire and lose most of its members?
That seems pretty spot on for female leadership.
Christian White
Honestly, OAG is a fucking crazy retard but hes right.
I was playing The Division 2 that I got for 3$ and the amount of cringe worthy Strong Female Women of Color in there is embarrassing.
Its actually worse than just having every character look like Nathan Drake, which is an amazing achievement
Liam Cox
Yeah a lot of kids are playing Wasteland 3
Ethan Sullivan
>Gay punk rock doesn't fit anarchic post-apoc
huh?
Luis Bailey
>a gay punk-rock couple named Kickboy and Bronco
I'd rather the punk-rock couple wasn't gay. Maybe I'd play it, then. Well, unless it was lesbians.
Thomas Edwards
I'd believe it
Hunter Sanchez
>oneangrygamer
Is he legit retarded?
Eli Price
why would it EVER come to female leadership?
Charles Moore
To be fair, that article is about Animal Crossing.
Adrian Taylor
Oh no no no no, Yas Forumsbros, Nintendo was supposed to be on our side. WE GOT TOO COCKY!
Mason Lopez
Wasteland 2 was sort of aggressively boring and turned worse in the middle when the devs even began to throw away wasteland-ey mechanics, like water collection and suddenly now all rads are a wall of insta-kill you cannot pass unless you collected 30 pounds of kitty litter to shove in your suit.
Justin Perry
Is billy D a lolcow?
Jordan Sullivan
Because there aren't that many people in the wasteland and the Desert Rangers are an equal-opportunity employer. If a woman does well it's not outside the realm of possibility that she could rise to a high enough rank to lead people.
Doesn't mean she's any good at it when the pressure is finally on, but it could happen.
Jace Gonzalez
He fell for the faGGot meme in 2014 and made a website for real serious journalism. As time went on, he realized his only audience are Yas Forumsniggers that are not even remotely interested in actual real ethical journalism, and began adapting. He kept getting more and more extreme. Any vestiges of real passion for anything other than political shitflinging are long gone.
Isaac Jackson
this writer definitely fucks*
*dolls, while crying
Angel Baker
>If a woman does well
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Eli Howard
What's wrong with fucking dolls?
Samuel Perez
>Has a literal masterlist for Get Woke, Go Broke
>Makes 3 articles in a week crying about how Animal Crossing is woke
>Suspiciously silent on its sales
oneangrygamer.net
Carson Price
>one angry incel
Jordan King
unlike with most other devs, nintendo games will NEVER "go broke" because their braindead fanbase will always buy them no matter what. the game could be literally unplayable and it would still sell millions.
Hunter Williams
How is he gonna cope when Animal Crossing, Resident Evil 3, Final Fantasy 7, Cyberpunk 2077 and The Last of Us 2 are all best sellers of the year?
Ethan White
Yas Forumscucks argue by screaming buzzwords and insults at their opponents. If you're not one of those people they hate, they have no way to argue against you. Thus, they hate centrists because all the "REEE TRANNY BUGMAN SOIBOY NPC" etc shit doesn't stick.
Jayden Russell
>oneangryincel
Angel Clark
>apocalyptic settings can’t have gay punk rock couples
This uncultured swine hasn’t even seen Mad Max.
Jacob Torres
nice cope
Hunter Robinson
Could I get a TLDR?
Im watching Strike Back season one right now so I dont care for reading.
Brayden Ward
A woman fighting is literally better than nothing, in the wasteland.
Tyler Reed
By ignoring them and moving on to the next game to cry about, same as every other Yas Forumsnigger
Easton Hughes
>blatant advertising and spam
>somehow not deleted
I know you faggot tranny jannies are locked in your home like the rest of us. Do your fucking job.
Asher Perez
I dont give a shit. Does the game have more armor and weapon models than two?
Grayson Adams
Man, you sure showed him with your highly original and spicy use of buzzwords.
Have you ladies ever considered a career in social media?
James Hughes
>you will never roam the wastes in search of guzzoline with your gayboy berserkers, smegma crazies, and mohawks
John Cook
I don't need an angry faggot with a keyboard to know when I'm being served trash.
Grayson Green
Yes
Carson Anderson
How the fuck hasn't inXile and Fargo gone broke yet after releasing failure after failure after failure?
Jaxon Reyes
>OneAngryfaggot
I agree, but I'm not reading this trash. But again, he's probably 100% correct.
Mason Anderson
They got bought by Microsoft in 2018 and Fargo's planning a big AAA game after Wasteland 3 ships.
Daniel Wright
>again
Remember remember, the 27th of August
Julian Cook
Absolutely.
Chase Hall
I want to see how he looks and acts like on camera. He's clearly unhinged and I want to see if he's micheal tier autist.
Cameron King
Oh, I remember. I remember very well. Perhaps you are the one who doesn't.
Jaxson Butler
>10,000 to LBGT
Its a fucking extorition racket
Adrian Bennett
>oh no words I shouldn't have been able to see were removed, the game is ruined by censorship