Which pokemon would you keep as a pet?

just link the lewds that whoever drew this almost certainly also drew already

Eevee girl

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I’d be afraid of stepping on him.

Vaporeon because in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Here is the real question:
Which pokemon would you FUG?

that's the same question.

Zoroark (f). No regrets.

None. They’re wild animals.

Chicken-chan

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look at this faggot and laugh

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Bulbasaur

You are trying way too hard to fit in.

pokemon are friends not pets

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all of them

Magnezone if i could, but i conform with magneton.

Eevee girl (Gigantamax version)

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Alolan Vulpix for a cute pet that can also be a free AIR CONDITIONER, or Koffing because he's such a chill guy and they apparently eat garbage so it's good for the environment but mostly me.

Very based and Eeveepilled

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I don't believe i'd be a good owner but i have a soft spot for Eevee

cute!

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How small is he?
Going by ingame sprites and everything I assume he was the size of a small dog (just not as tall)

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You can still accidentally step on small animals like chihuahuas and cats

Based and wholesomepilled

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Based and chickenpilled.

If I somehow had parents that worked in a lab, I would love to have a Type Null that I could love and evolve it into a silvally

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Probably this one. Its like regular dog but with hands-tentacles.

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>WHY YES I STILL PLAY POKEMON AS AN AUTISTIC MANCHILD

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joltik's canon size is 4 inches long

Seems to vary. Some are the size of actual spiders, I think.

Just get a puppy. They are cuter than 99% of pokemon anyway.

What breed?

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Shibe

An Eevee of course.

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Yawn.

Get a pomeranian, they're little cotton balls.

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Thanks for the advice, Paris Hilton.

Yeah but they also have super powers

I want to tongue fuck eevee's (female) butthole

Those are chihuahuas.

Which Pokemon would you pick to kill furfags who fuck their Pokemon?
I would pick Kingler, he has big meaty claws to grab and crush his enemies with

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Duraludon. Lime having my own Mecha Godzilla.

I want to fuck that Kingler.

Can that help me get rid of the doves in my backyard?

You wouldn't fuck a pokemon Yas Forums.

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Is that a challenge?

Pet? I think you mean best friend.

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Nidoran

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>pet
magnemite

better question is which ones wouldnt i FUG

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Yes officer, this post right here.

>Raikou got a tv special instead of it's own movie
why?

Happiny, but maybe not like a pet but a small child?

The logic behind what Pokemon gets a movie is fucktarded, especially in Gen 2.

Ferroseed, it’s super low maintenance.

There's literally a goth titties pokemon, i don't have to look at anything else.

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But Lugia, Suicune and Entei got their turn to shine.
Raikou got a TV special many didn't even watched and Ho-Oh got dick all.

See what I mean about it never making sense? Who the fuck thought Hoopa deserved its own movie?

yeah, but what pokemon would you NOT want?
like something stinky, such as Muk or Koffing

Pikachu so I can fuck it. Just imagine pounding away at a tight Pikapuss.
>Pi.. Piiii... PIIIII
as it spasms all over your cock and gives it a jolt making you cum even harder.