Would the kiss scene be taken better if Elise was also a furry?
Would the kiss scene be taken better if Elise was also a furry?
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No. Now kill yourself for playing Sonic 06
No because Sonic should be too cool for romance. Why he always ditches Amy and why the comics which shove romance all over the place were always considered shit
He's not too cool, he's just addicted to the chase.
>Would the kiss scene be taken better if Elise was also a furry?
Yes
Reproduction is radical user
Haven't played this game and never will, but I think having to watch Sonic kissing must be better than Sonic kissing as an act of bestiality.
Should've been Blaze
I mean, it was one of the reasons Madonna was scrapped.
>Blaze cucking her best friend Amy
Sonic 06 was Sonic trying to be a gay Final Fantasy game instead of actually being Sonic. Sonic should have never died in the first place. No one should ever die in a Sonic game, it's supposed to be cartoon bullshit
Yes but it would still suck.
Yes
>No because Sonic should be too cool for - - -
This part about Sonic is unironically what makes him so damn lame. He comes across as a really pathetic tryhard.
I mean, he is. Sonic is 100% concentrated 90s RADICAL, and that hasn't changed even as the decades go by
What was the purpose of the test of love mission?
Was there originally going to be a choice between Amy and Elise for the kissing scene, but they ran out of time or something?
like LOOK AT THIS SHIT, its a mandatory mission:
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The kiss was the last thing wrong with '06.
The game would still be trash, and her whole character whole still be trash. But it would have been an improvement, not only to that scene, but all the others that lead up to it. Then it would be just a bad story, instead of an awful and awkward one.
>Sonic is 100% concentrated 90s RADICAL, and that hasn't changed even as the decades go by
No. That's not really true.
It changed the moment the people behind Sonic grew completely unaware of how to make Sonic cool yet insisting that they should try.
That's why Sonic feels like a radical wannabee nowadays instead of actually being radical.
Why is there a kiss scene in a sonic game? Why is there romance in a sonic game? Sonic games are for young boys, sonic is supposed to be cool, kissing girls isn't cool, don't be a faggot. Basically
I don't think it ever changed, unless you're one of those niggers who think that giving Sonic a voice completely ruined him. But even when they did, they were still clearly trying to effect the same kind of attitude he had when he was silent, so I don't think he has changed much at all.
As awful as 06 was, it's story was the natural evolution as to what the Adveture games were leading up. The Adventure games were a mistake, and I am still baffle there are fans that pretend those games were good to begin with.
Sonic has had voices since 93 though.
I can't believe Sonic is fucking DEAD.
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I could swear he just likes running away.
Eh, they were closer to the classics than whatever they were doing in the comics and cartoons, so there is that. Sonic really only hit the right tone between 06 and Colours, and these games were hated by critics so there is that
No, but considering that Sonicfags are autistic and they're still hung up on that rather than on all the real problems that the game had, it would probably be enough for that game to be fondly remembered by tons of retards, just like Sonic Unleashed.
>The Adventure games were a mistake
what? Why though?
AostH and StC were closer to the classic games than Adventure
RADICAL TRAIN
So that's was Japanese """humor""" looks like?
>was
*what
context please?
Haven't played any of those games
Well it wasn't really a mission, what else could it be?
I am not even going to go on gameplay, because that's a can of worms were I admit that to each their own, though I think they should at least try to polish the Sonic levels to begin with, instead of trying to add multiple playable characters.
But the Adventure games are the point where they went full Fanfiction with the storyline. user said that 06 went for the Final Fantasy approach, but that already hapenend in Adventure 1, between Chaos, ancient Echidna tribes and such, just without the human characters. Then Adventure 2 happen, with the whole Ultimate Life form.
Besides, ok, previous games have the tradition to add at least one new character per game, but around Adventures thing started to get out of hand, which wouldn't be so bad, if they didn't pretend to also give them playable levels (again, just polish the base game, don't add extra content for the sake of it)
Amy seems too innocent sometimes for porn
They really didn’t need to make another princess character when Blaze exists. Speaking of which, I almost feel like she was supposed to be the Elise in 06. Think about it:
>SOL emeralds
>SOLaris
>SOLeanna
>Soleanna and Solaris just so happen to be fire-themed
These coincidences line up too well.
They didn't need to make Knuckles, Shadow, Blaze or Silver when Eggman and Metal Sonic exist either, but they did and we're stuck with them, so what can you do?
That may explain why this got it's 15 minutes of fame.
Release order is Sonic Rush, a few months later Sonic 2006
In 06, Blaze and Silver are survivors of an apocalyptic world, and jump between skyscrapers and stuff. She(Blaze) controls fire and he's psychic.Their world is doomed to burn in eternal fire spawned by the monster Iblis, which can't be completely destroyed, but over the course of the story, they learn that the Chaos Emeralds can seal Iblis flames in another being. They defeat Iblis and Silver attempts to seal Iblis onto himself, but he is rejected. Blaze absorbs Iblis instead, because "her soul is already a lit in flames", and slowly burns up and fades away into the sky, defeating Iblis. This timeline is erased by time travel by Sonic, fixing the future and destroying Iblis before he ever became a threat.
In Rush, Blaze is princess in another dimension, still with fire powers. But in this life she's afraid of heights, which would make sense IF she was reincarnated from 06 where she rose to heaven while dying. This is a nice theory in the fandom.
I mean they’re not that redundant. Knuckles was Sonic’s rival in 3 and then filled the quota for the strong guy of Sonic’s circlejerk group, Blaze is or was supposed to be Sonic’s dimensional counterpart who had an opposite ideology of upholding responsible compared to Sonic’s carefree attitude, and Silver’s the time traveler. The only redundant character here is Shadow, and he was supposed to stay dead in SA2. I’m not entirely sure what correlation you see between these characters and Eggman or Metal.
That is a very stupid example you did and the user has a point, you could had Blaze as the princess given Rush was still hot shit.
At least she only asked for herself, and not "Sonic Series" in general... that could have been ended like raiders of the lost ark.
I think he mean Eggman the villain and Metal the over all rival (so, no Knuckles, no Shadow and no Blaze).
Maybe he meant either Blaze or Shadow, but not both, but still, none of them was later used as they were intended anyway. Sometimes I think things would have been better for Blaze is she just had her own line of spin off games, instead of being forced into the main ones. She is actually a cool character, but they don't know what to do with her! At least Shadow has his "edgy team B" going on with Rouge and Omega now.
>We're stuck with them
What are you even saying? Sonic's friends were filtered after 06
Every single one of them is a dumb rival character invented solely for the purpose of one game and bound to one particular location (or point in time, in Silver's case). Once that game is up every single appearance they have thereafter is completely shoehorned and usually doesn't make much sense, Adventure 1 being somewhat of an exception for Knuckles, but every game featuring Knuckles afterwards is pretty fucking bad about giving him a reason to be there or making him relevant.
Eggman is Sonic's main rival and the driving force behind almost every game and Metal also makes sense being around because he's Eggman's most effective creation (and more of a direct, on the ground physical threat than Eggman, who has to use power suits) and the two work together often even if they sometimes have different agendas, both of them have the goal of defeating Sonic and that hasn't changed after their intro games.
Nah, all the existing ones are still around one way or another, the only MIA is Marine from Rush 2. You can even count "Classic Sonic" as a new member of the Sonic Friends.
But now the trend seems to be adding a new side Villains each game. Really, whys is Zavoc still around?
I don't understand this kind of complain. How does having a girlfriend/boyfriend automatically makes the character himself be "less cool"? This doesn't undetermine anything of Sonic's personality. Sonic can still be Sonic while he has a significant other.
I mean, it's NOT necessary, but I don't see anything wrong with trying romance with Sonic and others.
>Why he always ditches Amy
Because Amy is practically the worst kind of girl to have as his girlfriend? Duh.
>and why the comics which shove romance all over the place were always considered shit
It wasn't always considered shit, though. The romance between Sonic and Sally can work, the execution was only unfortunately bad for the most part, thanks to Penders and Romy.
oh thats cool
That's the problem with the bloated Sonic main cast, there's one too many characters you can make spinoff games from. When you see them do jackshit in the mainline games, it stings because we know they can do so much more but can't because Sonic's the focus. I would love to see a game based solely around Blaze, or a an actually good Shadow game, hell I wouldn't even mind a Silver game. But making games is incredibly time consuming and expensive, so the thought of this must be awful for such an incompetent team like Sonic Team.
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Nah Sonic is too fast for love breh
If you take a look at the franchise it was really 2006 when things went downhill but it had precursors. When a lot of games have one bad game, they're able to move on and do at least a decent project. Sonic literally had the trio of that garbage gameboy port, 06, and then Secret Rings. Wouldn't have been as bad if they werent trying to do a bunch of gimmick games and instead focused on actually making a good mainline entry. Hell even Sonic Riders, which was a decent spinoff series, crashed and burned when they fell for the kinect meme.
Reminder that Sonic was originally going to have a human girlfriend in the first game.
People tend to look down on Sonic after muh genesis era , but lets take a look at Sonic before 06
The late 90s-mid 00s era
Sonic Adventure 1 and 2
Sonic Advance 1,2 and 3
Sonic Heroes
And an honorable mention Sonic Battle
Overall that era was really good desu.
Sonic is a thrillseeking hobo whose life revolves around going on adventures and blowing up robots. There's just not really any room for boring shit like settling down and raising a family when you're like that
That's why I said after 06. Whether or not we argue about that era is generally reserved to Yas Forums. I mean imo before Colors and Generations the first two Riders games were great.
The real reason Sonic never stops running.
>There's just not really any room for boring shit like settling down and raising a family when you're like that
Where in the world did I say that? Sonic doesn't have to marry, at all. In fact, he shouldn't, as that would devalue then his personality. Mobius XX Years Later have always regarded that any future is possible, and that no one is the definitive.
I'm talking about just casual relationship, not formal marriage.
>Sonic is a thrillseeking hobo whose life revolves around going on adventures and blowing up robots
And once by once visiting his girlfriend, flaunting at her about how cool and radical his adventures tend to be. There, a new added trait that goes well with his bragging attitude self.
Nah, everybody would still call it an awkward and shoehorned romance, because it is.
Yes.
>How does having a girlfriend/boyfriend automatically makes the character himself be "less cool"?
>"Hey Sonic, Eggman's trying to conquer the world again, let's go kick his ass!"
>"Ooh, sorry, no can do Tails, me and Amy are going furniture shopping, then we're taking a macrame class together."
>Eggman shows up in his eggmobile and mimes cracking a whip
That's true, but we would have forgotten about it by now. Instead, to this day, new generations have to learn about that one time Sonic kissed an human girl.
Secret Rings wasn't bad, experimental, yes. Functional and playable, yes. If anything, Secret Rings only looked better after the disaster that was '06.
>>"Ooh, sorry, no can do Tails, me and Amy are going furniture shopping, then we're taking a macrame class together."
Or...
>"On it, buddy! Sorry, Amy, but let's just call out earlier for now, baby."
Besides, a Sonic X issue has covered more or less this presented premise.
this thread is already proof why Modernfags and SoJ are a huge mistake
He doesn't because he thinks he's too cool for romance, it's because he's legit too autistic to care too much about anything then running, He can barely keep still.
Amy would just go trash Eggman too
gay thoughts such as...?
I mean, they had to put SOMETHING to do in that area
Without that mission it would just be an empty field where nothing happens
Blaze is a princess in '06.
Theory fails in chronology.
I had War from Discworld in mind when I was typing that out. Y'know, 'cause he went from Horseman of the Apocalypse to henpecked husband.
literally yes. every single romantic part of sonic 06 would be absolutely fine if she looked like this and i wish she did instead of trying to awkwardly make sonic fuck a human (the japs do too much coke)
>sonic lore
cringe for autists
just give me a 2D game where you go fast
Oh a Sticks thread? Awesome.
Badger badger badger...
What a hot take, really insightful posts
That's good too. In fact, better. Have Amy go right quickly to Eggman before Sonic reaches the local, let her destroy him, then make Amy switch right into her sweet mode as Sonic witness it all until the end. Amy and Sonic go right back to dating, with Sonic thinking on how cool and brave Amy can be at times, and re-affirming why he loves her in the first place.
>I don't understand this kind of complain. How does having a girlfriend/boyfriend automatically makes the character himself be "less cool"?
Because it's politically incorrect for a man to be the one in charge and leading the relationship. This leads to the AUTOMATIC process of a male character being a simp or a beta loser and stuff like that. Look at Vegeta from Dragon Ball, as soon as he fell in love with Bulma the cunt, he started getting nagged and everything and he allows it. Relationships is how male characters and frankly men in real life become beta losers. And it doesn't help that in real life the culture and government sides with the twat so the man is automatically a loser.