The more i read about the technical shit of this console the more i come to the conclusion that this is basically the...

The more i read about the technical shit of this console the more i come to the conclusion that this is basically the homer simpson car.
It's PACKED with features such as being able to choose any resolution between 1x192 to 1600x480 and bilinear filtered blitting, all sorts of drawing modes..
They wasted a shitton of silicon by slapping a lot of slow features instead of just focusing into a machine that does something specific very well, so the jaguar can do a lot, but nothing well at all, and is full of bugs.

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I don't even know what half of those words mean

what the fuck was ataris obsession with making all controllers look like telephones?

Imagine a bunch of nerds with a shitton of ideas and all wanting to shove it all at once instead of you know, having a solid plan, and they all try to do it with a modest budget and haste.
Kinda like if Yas Forums tried to develop a video game.

Mostly to sell you the overlays

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I picked on up for £40 new back in 1996. Came with 4 games, including Doom. Doom worked quite well, but I remember it missing something... maybe it was the levels. But it looked good. The other games were fucking awful. I'm not sure where I'm going with this, but yeah, it was the worst console I've ever bought.

They wanted to shove as much shit as they could to fuck everyone up with their supposed 64 bits, and got shat on for just being bad.

Had no music iirc.

That was it. I can't believe I bought a Jaguar instead of Yoshi's Island... biggest regret of my life.

Ah, I'll get started on the logo.