>game has a cute girl
>she is not a virgin
Game has a cute girl
not like a weeb is getting laid anytime soon anyway
by me
Should probably stop liking Touhou then.
Not a single virgin to be found in the whole series.
Sauce
Lies and slander.
Rinnosuke is still a cherry boy.
Big if true
there's me
>game has slutty looking girl
>she's actually very kind, funny and smart
>she is a turbovirgin
where is the evidence
>most powerful, most influential, cutest, kindest, and best designed 2hu is a virgin
>As a virgin goddess, she remained unmarried and had no regular consort
Joon is a virgin
2hus don't have sex are more likely to kill you or be completely disinterested in you than to fuck you if they were real
2hus are just all canon alcoholics
>are more likely to kill you
Gensokyo's a pretty peaceful place, all things considered. As long as you're not a powerless Outsider, you can probably enjoy a good time in Gensokyo.
Stfu incel, have sex
I bet remilia doesn't even know what sex is
>furui
As far as lewd MMD 2hu animations go, it's better than a majority. I do think he should do more small-chested girls though.
wtf alice
which joon one is this
The very first one he did where she jerks (You) around until you spit yogurt all over a bench.
>masturbating while eating an ice cream
Why is Alice so fucking stupid?
Alice has no friends.
i looked at his fanta or whatever and he has shit taste desu
i am alice's friend
Shut the fuck up Alice
were you just waiting to say that
>game has a cute girl
>she is into other cute girls
That's what all girls should do.
How did Reimu afford peanut butter? Also, would this be considered pedophilia (since Aunn's only 3 years old or something) and bestiality?
Yes.
>2hus don't have sex are more likely to kill you
They are slaves to human cock
no u
>human cock
All 2hus confirmed to bow to Niwatari.
humans are disgusting
Humans are hot.
This. Human women only!
>based on Hecate
>Is a Greek goddess
>Has multiple childs
Stop this meme. She probably got raped by Zeus.
wrong
humans are snacks
Sex is an evil thing that only enslaves, contaminates, and controls. Everyone should be a virgin and people should only have sex to reproduce.
such a wonderful read
>Has multiple childs
The priests and priestesses all call themselves her children. It's like that. Scylla is just a devout worshiper of Hecatia, and Hecatia loves all her children dearly. She also loves winners, which giant monsters typically. Also Zeus loves Hecatia and essentially kissed her ass so much he let her not only keep the power over the earth, sky and sea that she was gifted by the Titans, but gave her more after the Titanomachy.
Then why are you pregnant with one, Reimu?
Reimu and Sanae are canon virgins at least. Shrine Maiden are required to be virgin
Reimu's a failure of a shrine maiden. It's a wonder that the Hakurei God hasn't fucking keeled over and died from the lack of faith.
This but we need to go even further. Technologies must be developed to a point that procreation through sex is obsolete.
i'm not reimu
Yes.
How do I get the baku to eat my dreams?
>game has a cute virgin
>she is not a girl
Reimu is a human so why would she care?
It's important for the boys to be virgins too.
Not true, they are my wives and I've seen them have sex multiple times
The Hakurei God is actually ZUN, who gets praise and faith from outsiders.
It explains why he never ages.
>and I've seen them have sex
and, which guy were they fucking with?
>purityfags are still a thing
>caring about the off-screen sex lives of fictional characters
what is this? some kind of Muslim board?
also I married a virgin and honestly it might have been nice to have her come into this whole thing with a trick or two instead of missionary-only.
Sanae here
I'm not your wife and me and Reimu exclusively has sex with each other
With themselves, obviously.
Who's the top?