>Be me, 9 years old in 2008 >Go to Hollywood Video to rent video game & movies >Mom sees Grand Theft Auto 4 games on display & suggest i rent it >I worry that my parents will get pissed after seeing me shoot & stab people but i don't question it because mom says its ok. I know dad will not approve of the game >Get home & start playing the game >A couple days go by & all is well >My dad comes into the family room & glances at my game while i play it >I just got done beating up nurse smoking in front of the first hospital >She falls to the ground & a blood puddle forms around her >Dad angrily asks if that's a blood puddle, i say "yes" I start to feel embarrassed >Dad yells from across the house "Don't get user that fucking game again" & leaves the room >I want to shoot myself in the head >Every now & then the Blood incident gets brought up by dad to friends & family when video games are mentioned >I try to distract myself until they stop talking about it because it makes me ashamed
I still feel embarrassed when i think about about my dad scolding me
my mum walked in and heard me playing Empire Earth, in a part in the German campaign where you have to rescue a farmer's wife from Russians, and then she said I wasn't allowed to play it anymore
I always thought it was because the guy calls another a swine and she thought it was rude, I only just now realise there is an implied rape going on
that and once I brought metal slug 3 to play at a friends house and his parents came in and turned it off when they saw the blood in it and made me feel really embarrassed and stupid
Dominic Jackson
I know your full of shit because beating up someone in 4 doesn't result in a blood pool. The only times that shit happens is when you use a knife or gun.
William Sanders
When I was a kid my mom let me play destroy all humans in the store while she was shopping. Sometime later my grandmother is letting me pick out a game to buy for me, I pick out destroy all humans, she asks if my mom will be fine with it, obviously my mom let me play it before, so I said yes. Well when I got back to my mom's place she was mad at me for it even though she let me play it before, but luckily she let me keep the game.
John White
Should've got the Australian version. Blood puddles from blunt trauma is stupid anyway.
Lucas Clark
IS THAT CARTOON BLOOD?! >beats son
Chase Nelson
>play max payne 2 >hospital level >dad enters room during cutscene to say lunch is ready >mona sax starts moaning like a bitch in heat while they fuck on the surgery table >dad exits and closes door
Eli Baker
Go to a therapist
Cooper Fisher
I dont get it, could you not stop doing violent things while your dad was there? How hard is it to just drive taxi or something for some minutes?
Cameron Russell
>don't remember what game it was >probably gta or something similar >going on rampage >npc starts loudly sobbing >suddenly very ashamed >turn it off for the day do it again the next day Does it count if you shame yourself?
Jaxson Brown
No, my dad got all of the cheatcodes for GTA3 and we enjoyed the mayhem
Nolan Evans
My mom refused to buy me WaW when it released. She thought it was 'too violent'.
nah, i have a cool story about my dad At gamestop, i'm like 14yo, I pick Killer 7, dude at the register says I need to be 18 to play, Dad says i dont care, dude insists, Dad "it's... FINE".
fuck gamestop in general
Adrian Lee
Hahah now thats epic, I mean that one spongebobby memer where every following letter is either upper oder lowercase,
My discord ist jockel#4566 add me let splöay league of legendados :D
Hudson Gutierrez
not really shamed but my dad watched me play halo for a couple minutes and saw me shoot back at the crazy marine and he was dissapointed
Carson Harris
Shut the fuck up and drop dead.
Benjamin Jackson
When I was 6 my dad took me to Walmart to buy GTA 3, the lady at the electronics checkout said something like "Sir I don't think your grandson should be playing this game, it's pretty violent" and my dad told her to fuck off and went to the front checkout and paid for it there instead. I think he was more offended about being called old than anything.
Leo Jenkins
My east euro land has no age ratings for games so 7 year old could go and buy gta 5 and no one would give a fuck.
Parents wise, they don't give a fuck, if of course it isn't a porn game. I think my parents understood that if playing a violent game (Vice city for example) doesn't suddenly make you a psychopath.
Parker Thompson
SHIT greentext mate
Julian Cook
Faggot parents like your dad whine over that shit then go watch Die Hard and are not bothered at all.
Dylan Thompson
>I just got done beating up nurse smoking in front of the first hospital >She falls to the ground & a blood puddle forms around her >>Dad angrily asks if that's a blood puddle, i say "yes" I start to feel embarrassed >Dad yells from across the house "Don't get user that fucking game again" & leaves the room >I want to shoot myself in the head Sounds like you should've gone through with it, faggot.
Thomas Rogers
>>Be me Go back
Zachary Williams
If you smash their head between the bat and the cement it starts bleeding you retarded fuck. Shut the fuck up motherfucker you're fuckin' done.
>Mom wouldn't let me play any violent video games and hated me playing any video games. >Dad used to take me to the pizza place with Mortal Kombat arcade cabinet and would let me play it.
I really don't recall that shit happening in the game. I remember the blood splattering, sure, but not the blood pool.
Austin Turner
>Christmas time >Just got a PS2 and Grand Theft Auto III along with some other lesser titles >Hook it up on Christmas Eve in front of the entire family >Eventually wittle the list of games down to GTA3 >Family looks disgusted, complaining about the sirens of the cops scaring the smaller children >My dad eggs me on to turn the TV up louder
My Grandmother would bring it up whenever the discussion of violence and video games made their way to the dinner table during family events, but my dad didn't give a shit and played it off like they were all uptight cunts.
When I asked my mum would play streets of rage 2 with me when I was like 6 or 7. Love you mum.
Aiden King
Never had this happen before. Why is your dad such a bitch?
Adrian Allen
The massage scene in Incredible Crisis
Thomas Brown
I had borrowed a Playstation from a friend, and I was at home playing Tekken 3, and my dad came to watch. He saw me kicking my computer opponent when he was laying down, and he said to me in a stern voice. "You don't kick people on the ground in a fight" and left
Josiah Martin
yo and buy all sorts of games with what little pocket money I would receive >>GTA, Hitman, Driver, most of the games are 18+ >>Since I went alone to the store my parents would never see what I'd get, I would just rush home to my room >>One time was at the mall with my mum and whilst she was shopping I went to check the games store >>Was about to buy XIII >>Mum comes in and looks at what I'm getting >>"user, this is 18+ I won't let you buy it, get something else" >>Telling me off in front of the clerk and customers. >>I was pissed off and didn't get anything that day
it does, if you hit them in the end it can result in an instant kill resulting in a blood pool
Jayden Brooks
my dad use to hate me playing resident evil 2 cause of the zombie police men, didnt mind me playing any other game tho
Austin Taylor
The fuck is wrong with your parents? It's not porn or ultra gore. I'm so glad I didn't grow up with this kind of bullshit.
Gabriel Foster
When i play GTA games i explicitly avoid killing random people for no reason. Hell i miss the nonlethal ways to shoot targets in IV.
Connor Campbell
In that case, my bad.
Wyatt Wright
Mine would have just sighed or make fun of me for being edgy I guess.
Aiden Gutierrez
"Do as I say, not as I do." Or in other words: "I'm a massive fucking hypocrite but I'm in charge so fuck you".
Andrew Reyes
My parents wouldn't let me play GTA, but I remember playing Mortal Kombat on his PC with him and my little brother. Something about realistic violence and cartoon violence. Either way, it didn't last long before I could just play whatever.
My dad walked in on me playing FFVII once and made fun of me for the sound the games makes when you move the cursor. Then he walked in on me playing crono trigger once and was mad i am playing old 2d games-when we payed so much money for a PC.
The irony is that he now also plays all kinds of 2d sit on his tabled and PC i gave him and even finished fantasy 1 and 3 remakes. And he even had a phase where he played harvest moon games on GB emulator and GBA emulator back in the day. He even plays some no Geo puzzle games. The tables have turned as my mom made fun of him for playing Magical Drop 3 one point. But most of this was long time ago. He plays literally anything nowadays regardless of grafics but mostly world of tanks and Kingdoms new lands.
Carter Smith
Just remember its cos of all your shitty parents you ended up on this shite board spunking your life away on vidya.
your dad is a total fag. instead of spending time with you, he gives this duty to your mom, which in turn gives it to TV/consoles. afterwards both explode because they don´t know what you do in your freetime, because they care more for their freetime than for you. people like this should be probhited to get kids and shot, goddamn normies.
Brody Kelly
>normies. You're the normalfag
Kayden Cook
The smart kid buys family friendly games AND the others to adapt themselves to each situation. When parents and/or younger guests are here, Mario Kart is rolling. When the gf comes, it's a party game both of you enjoy. When you're alone/with other dudebros ,it's Mortal Kombat time. DO WE NEED TO EXPLAIN HOW IT WORKS EVERYTIME?
