WHO THE FUCK IS HE? A hatched advisor?

WHO THE FUCK IS HE? A hatched advisor?

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Metaphor for closure which we will never get

G(ordon) (Free)man

he is coomer and he is in love with alyx cochie

That's the idea, from BreenGrub's lore snippets. You could say that they aren't canon, but they're the best impression we have of the Advisors and the G-Man, in that advisors are just the babies of a species being used as biological hard drives for minds they deem worth preserving, that get copied a thousand times over.

>hatched advisor
This is the only answer that makes some sense

>a species being used as biological hard drives for minds they deem worth preserving, that get copied a thousand times over.
Wtf would anyone do this

Probably

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That's kinda the Combine's MO. If you're a telepathic species with immense capacity for knowledge, they'll incorporate you into their ranks and use that to their advantage, whether you like it or not. Likewise if you're a prized specimen. They also talked about moving him into a new body, so it might've been seen as a "promotion".

"This Breen guy's pretty smart, let's chuck him into some spares and leave it into a safe space for when we need to calculate something".

WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

IM GOING INSANEEEEEEEE

Why are the Combine so evil.

Why would he be a hatched advisor when he's actively influencing you to fight them?

Fuck, i never connected until now.

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he's gordon freeman from the future

Just a creepy dude. Valve probably hadn't really intended on explaining back when hl came out.

what a mundane idea

G-man is slang that the players came up for him because he looks like a Government spook. He doesn't actually have a name assigned to him.

>G-man
But where is his G-spot?

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It has nothing to do with good or evil. They propagate forward as far and as fast as they can with no regard for morality, that's all there is to it.

Satan.
KAR!
EN!
TUK!

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cringe

but Breen is incredibly stupid

>insanely creepy in alyx
>looks like a fucking ghoul
>his prison looks like a virus
>his game is released 3 days after DOOM
>valve and id are known for being bedfellows
Confirmed?

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An extra dimensional entity fucking with the space time continuum. He's not human and he can step though time and space like its nothing.

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He's Gordon from another dimension. He's not a bad guy.

>grey skin undergoing necrosis as if his skin puppet disguise is decaying
>so fucking powerful even the combine fear him
>pretty analogous to demons locking up the doomguy
I believe it.

G-man is Gordon Freeman from the future, who is also a Garbage Man. He takes out the trash.
"pick up that can".

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Untrue, his name is the files was Gman.

He's american bussines man embodiment of capitalism and the combine are the ussr embodiment of communism

the biggest trick the devil ever did was convincing humanity he didn't exist.

>WHO THE FUCK IS HE? A hatched advisor?
Yes.

Get out of here David Lynch

WHO'S THE G-MAN??????
BRO

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AYYYE FREE MUAN

YA GOTTA DO WHAT YA GOTTA DO

BADDA BING

Older Gordon from the future.
Same facial structure.
Same eye color.
Same hairline.
Same cheekbones.
Gordon conveniently never speaks because it would immediately give it out.

>shitposters derailing the thread
Gman is not gordon and never will be. Stop pushing your fetishes.

you don't say

(You)

>Gordon conveniently never speaks because it would immediately give it out.

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BreenGrub explicitly stated that the Advisor's species became mindless sex obsessed insects with a limited lifespan when they hatched

Hatched Vortigaunt

yeah gordon freeman is actually a creepy lizardman larping a business man that's right

I rewatched youtu.be/ylyCY9srJGw after seeing the Alyx ending and it actually all does seem fairly congruous, even if Alyx's ending was clearly not what they had in mind back then.

He basically talks about how much of an asset Alyx is (easily could say an allusion to her breaking him out), and that it's required that Gordon gets her to White Forest alive. I assume this is due to her needing to be there for Eli's death, so the time shift shit she pulls in the past can then actually take place and she can be abducted by him.

I know there's no point speculating too much until we have details about HL3, when we get a chance to see how much each of the characters actually recollect Eli being killed. I'm also interested in what happened from Alyx's perspective. Even though she was put in stasis at the end of the new game, she had to be around and kicking for HL2-Ep2 to work. So did the stasis only happen after White Forest? Or did she break out some time between Alyx and HL2?

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Did he still make weird breathing sounds while speaking in Alyx?

>an eldritch abomination aka satan himself stressing the wrong parts of words on purpose and seemingly forgetting to breathe
probably.

HOLY SHIT

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His game files in HL was Government Man, I believe. Hence G-Man

And now I see Gordon’s reflection when I look at his face

That would be a pretty insane twist though. I hope they never explain who the G-Man is.

I-I dunno... I dunno!

i like the theory where his employer are valve devs. it makes story completely meaningless but at the same time it makes it limitless

I want a texture mod that makes him look more disheveled. His model is okay but his skin doesn't look clammy and "off" enough.

Valve. Or Valve's employee.

An extra-temporal being, capable of entering any world in any point in time.

Speculation wise, i would say she was put in stasis after the event so she would catch up with actual events in the timeline.

What i wonder by the Gman saying that Gordon wouldn't play ball is the ending to HL2/Opening of EP1 where the Vorts actually help him.

But if she is so worthy as a successor, why not "activate" Shepherd ?!

More interesting question would be who are his employers.

Valve or the players.

>>grey skin undergoing necrosis as if his skin puppet disguise is decaying
hold on...
IS THIS FNAF LORE?

Humans AFTER all the shit in the half-life series.

S(HE'S) NOT (OK)

HORY SHET

He is like an HR for some sort of a race that's weaving their webs on Earth using their hires to do dirty jobs. The Combine trapped him using Vortigaunts as a power source. But it looks like he got out either by accident or by someone else from his race's doing. I'm leaning towards the latter, looking at how nonchalant he was during the ending. It looks like Gordon will have fucked up at busting him out in HL:Barney, and then his high brass will have to resort to creating a time paradox (the building) and hiring Alyx prematurely.

>mindless sex obsessed insects
I bet they would post on Yas Forums

Evil Rod Sterling

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