Game about playing as gods

It's cool in concept but the actual game is complete garbage, it is the MOBA Smite. I got over 1.5k hours over years and it just gets worse and worse. At one point I was queuing with a #1 player in the world and his friends, trust me, game just sucks.

Savages that were killed by invaders and diseases worse than corona.

so no more suffering. Meanwhile christians are suffering every day.

>norse mythology
Faggot shit

why jap gods sound so cool

This.

They were barbarians that lived simply and made human sacrafices.
Thats because god is a construct used for control and doesn't exist.

If you're retarded, maybe

Where were they when we bombed the japs in WW2?

where were gaijin gods at pearl harbor?

>Hercules
>Roman
What the poutso?

YHWH would be OP because he's fucking omnipotent.
Jesus on the other side... Perfect healer/support with auras.

*group of angry jews with a stick blocks your path*

same shit as Bacchus vs Dionysus. roman gods are 90% renamed greek gods

They obviously only use defunct gods.

If you're not an insanely specialized autist then mayan and aztex ARE basically identical, that's just a fact.

I wish i didn't hate MOBAs and that their community wasn't so bad, SMITE is the only one without a shit camera that i can stand to play.

I mean, according to most Christians, Jesus IS YHWH. As is the Father, and as is the Holy Spirit.

Latest smite character unveiled

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I'm jewish and I love jesus, he talks about everything that was in the original book and should be preserved, he was also a commie

Yeah, it seems like expecting someone to do most rudimentary research on the subject they are making a game about is too much to expect from americans.

>because it sounds foreign and cool
>same reason japs like anime attacks named after german and english words so much.
was my first thought, but thinking about it, names like Pele, Cernunnos, and everything Chinese and Mayan in here just sound goofy so idk

>If you're not an insanely specialized autist then mayan and aztex ARE basically identical, that's just a fact.
Let me guess: you are american, aren't you?

Chernobog makes some sense it literally means black god, it's just weird how they depict him.
But still a fucking baba yaga

Again, if you're retarded and don't do basic research. Or are the French and Czechs basically identical, too? Roughly same distance between the two, after all.

Would you let him have sex with you?

>Obsessed

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Yeah but materialized version of the YHWH could be sacrificed.
That would give him passive for allies on death like 30% shorter respawn time when Jesus is sacrificed nearby.

I take that as "yes".

The difference is, the french and czech aren't shitkins like (you)

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retarded election tourist

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the French and Czech aren't basically identical because people actually know th French exist. Czech are completely irrelevant in world history, even more so than the maztecs

And most people are retarded. Your point?

>forest witch from fairy tales
>god

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lmaooo let me guess, you're Czech? literally no one else besides you fags acknowledge your existence

I don't know if you realized this but you are literally bragging about poor education for about an hour now. Do you have by any chance a humiliation fetish?

>gods
>бaбa ягa

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Gods are just a term referring to the playable characters of the game. Same shit like heroes in other games even if you play as a evil character or something. Who cares?

is cthulhu not a god?

Total War: Warahmmer 2 Lizardmen

Strange how these sort of games always exclude most contemporary religions. Imagine Super Jesus dual-wielding a cross and fighting Buddha's energy blasts. Bonus points if both are cute little girls.

Aztec mythology is too redpilled.
>In Aztec mythology, Yacatecuhtli ([jakaˈtekʷt͡ɬi]) was the patron god of commerce and travelers, especially business travelers. His symbol is a bundle of sticks. Merchants would carry an uttal cane as they moved from village to village peddling their wares, and at night-time would tie them together into a neat bundle before sprinkling them with blood from their ears. It was believed that this ritual in Yacatecuhtli's honor would guarantee success in future business ventures, not to mention protection from vicious beasts and robbers on their journeys.

>His name means "lord of the nose" (Nahuatl yacatl, nose and tecuhtli, lord).

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Jesus and especially Buddha are top tiers here

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Blasphemy

>god of commerce
>lord of the nose
>symbol is a bundle of sticks
I often think about the simulation

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mayan gods cover the same bases as far as the general public is concerned. "mesoamerican" may as well just one big group of the same people in popular media

doesn't 9525 also translate to 6:37 at 24fps, which is exactly when the plane scene ends

this and the frog being an ancient god of darkness is what made me question my sanity
but maybe it's just a coincidence

man, the first appearance of all that meme magic shit on 8ch was probably some of the most fun i've had on an imageboard, shame the election fucking killed 90% of the fun and creativity that was left on the internet

>Mulan

- Daemons, semigods or divinized heroes like Achilles, Chiron, Cerberus, Arachne, Medusa, Thanatos, Scylla.
- Bacchus, not Dionysus or Liber Pater.
- There is Thanatos, not Eros
- Mercury, not Hermes
- Terra, not Demetra.
- Chronos, not Saturn
- Not archaic latin deities like Ops, Flora, Volturnus, Orcus, Furrina, Carmentis, Pomona, Lucina.
- Not Magna Mater
- There is King Arthur and Merlin; not Aeneas, Iulius, Divus Augustus, Divus Claudius, Divus Iulius, Divus Costantine,

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Then why are Greek and Roman gods separate? Now, I've never delved deep into them, but aren't they literally the same?