I love the touhou project

I love the touhou project

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How do I beat Ran? She keeps bullying me with that spellcard and "Princess Tenko"

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Keep practicing. These games are about beating your head against a wall until you push through, the girls are just a fun bonus.

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i will become joon
i will by one of those anime masks and become joon
no one can stop me

Why would you want to become a plague god?

Why not

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I hope you never go to Japan because this symbol is fucking everywhere on shrines

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no really i WILL become joon

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New Phantasmagoria is coming I know it. But it's getting so cold and the Tengu are howling...

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Play a real shmup like CAVE's stuff or even Gradius and its clones/parodies

practice, try to enter the fight with as many lives as possible and learn the stage itself well (know what to do, when to bomb, when to collect score for extra points etc.)
Also watching videos helps for spell cards that give you trouble.

I've only played Dodonpachi and I didn't enjoy it. Do I just have shit taste?

play dodonpachi daioujou black label

Make a real shmup thread then you dork

Is it possible to emulate it?

Yeah, it emulates fine

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I hate Reisen! I also hate Reisen. Not as much I hate Reisen tho.

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I did start playing Touhou 6 and I have to say I don't really get the hype

LITERALLY
FUCKING
IMPOSSIBLE

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complain about her again and i'll turn you into her

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I only play hellsinker

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Not him but when I don't play 6 for a long time and try again I always die to the first attack like a retard

Play 7, it's much more polished than 6.

that's it

So, those games are just lot of practice?
I get that hitboxes are small and there's a slow movement button, but I feel like I am still missing something

Everything has a pattern. Memorize it.

The Lunar-American war was some serious shit.

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check you mirror you complaining shitter

Yeah that's what "practice" meant

There's memorization involved as well. Depending on the game there's some other mechanics. Older touhous don't let you collect shit at item border until you have full power for instance. Other games may do weird gimmicks on resource collection like UFO.

Then yeah, that's about it. Use bombs if you feel you're about to die, too.

Using bombs can give you infinite lives.

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sneedhou

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If it weren't for practice and memorization, these games would be less than an hour.

For

i like the pics you guys post but never touched any of the games
whats the game to try to see if ill like it?
nyaa link appreciated

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>whats the game to try to see if ill like it?
The one that has the most appealing 2hus.

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play 15

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Impossibly based and dignified.

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This. It has the best cast, music, and is really fun.

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I made dozens in the past week, and they all ended up dying after only a couple posts.

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because shmups are shit solved game lmao
atleast 2hu have girls

>t. seething shmupg refugee

Every single game without heavy RNG is a solved game, what the fuck is even your point?

wtf i hate ZUN now?

t.projecting shizo

>Fog sign "Gassing garden"
Is Medicine based?

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based on what

Do they have cute girls shooting bullets?

>the best cast
Second best. The buns only exist to show that Reisen had old friends. That's what it feels like anyway, by themselves they are really bland. Clownpiece can suck my ass too.
>music
Yep, it actually does.
>and is really fun.
Only if you play Reisen, like it was meant to be played.

>Poison Place
>Gassing Garden

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LISTEN UP ALL YOU ANONYMOUS ASSHOLES:
You've been making fun of Cirno for close two decades, saying that "Icicle Fall" is an easy spell card, and that Cirno is an idiot, all because of the fact that Icicle Fall has an "obvious" safe-spot on Easy mode. Well, guess what! Easy Mode doesn't count. Even your beloved Remilia would be super weak if she appeared in Easy Mode. If you played on Normal mode, you'd know that Icicle Fall cannot be beaten, and that it is actually the Strongest Spell Card.
So stop the Bullying, now!

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Cirno is the dumbest goddamn fairy in Gensokyo. Even other fairies trick her constantly.

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holy crap

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Goddamn fairies and their meticulous and malicious plans.

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I would recommend Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, Touhou 6. It has simpler game mechanics and more straightforward attacks than the latter games. Don't expect to be able to clear it in one go, this is the kind of game you practice. Touhou 15 is honestly also a good place to start, since it lets you repeat a chapter over and over until you get it.
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Post the ZUN-style clownpiece.

>2HUGANON

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