Still thinking Sonic games were always shit on a Friday night? God you're pathetic
Still thinking Sonic games were always shit on a Friday night? God you're pathetic
Joshua Gomez
Angel Nguyen
w-why is sonic looking at me like that
Thomas Gray
Cooper Ward
He is homosexual.
Brayden Adams
What's wrong, user?
Nicholas Price
Blaze might be flat, but she's not a man
Landon Howard
You kickass Sonic!! YA GO SONIC WOOOOO
Benjamin Martin
Based and unironically the only good ship in the Sonic series
Jaxson Jones
Jose Reed
Excellent taste
Cameron Edwards
good lad
Blake Miller
Yeah, fuck you Sonic
James Butler
Yeah you would
Thomas Wilson
m-maybe
Jonathan Anderson
Cute
Owen Baker
there will never be anything in this world like the sonic fanbase
Jordan Gomez
I want Neo Metal Sonic to step on me.
Zachary Baker
you'll probably die thb
Jace Bailey
good
Bentley Jones
explain this meme to me because I'm retarded
Henry Hill
>Rouge thread deleted
>This stays up
Really makes you think
Camden Bennett
wtf i love mods now
Lincoln Wood
I've always hated that design, but the comic did a good job making it menacing
Michael Ramirez
Jaxon Sanders
c-can you say "user is kinda cute, no homo"
Oliver White
I admit its dumb but I always kinda loved it. Its also the only time we see him talk and he was kinda interesting with his identity issues. Sad it probably wont come back.
Jace Turner
this would have been kino without the dialogue
Isaiah Gonzalez
Is that you Sonicanon?
Can you say "Rouge is a slut, Amy is a cunt, Cream is too old, Blaze is best girl"
Owen Rogers
Leo Russell
Alexander Harris
holy shit
Tyler Perez
HOLY BASED
Connor Hughes
Why does Sonic do strange things to me?
Aiden Butler
Goddamn it Yas Forums stop making me want to fap to Sonic
Evan Wright
Now say this plz
Robert Ross
Nothing wrong with it, user.
Eli Morales
Sorry, you're already too deep on this
Joseph Murphy
THERE IS EVERYTHING WRONG WITH IT
Colton Reyes
>tfw I cried at gamma ending as a kid
Jose Lee
Say
>WOW TAILS, were you a dude all this time?! I can't believe I'm gay
Evan Sullivan
Can you say "I'M SONIC. KNIGHT OF THE WIND?"
Alexander Cooper
If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Henry Bennett
Not attracted to sonic but this is still a based thread. Legit love this guy
Brandon Watson
>attracted to suggestive Sonic art
>repulsed by Sonic porn
Ethan Price
I love Sonic too my guy. Great character.
Henry Baker
There's a thin line, you know
James Kelly
Based. Wish I could be so free like him bro.
Aaron Ward
God I fucking hate the sonic fanbase. Absolute degenerates
Adrian Gonzalez
Hunter Myers
Camden Flores
do you think metal subconsciously hates being a clone of some gay ass hedgehog and secretly just wants to kill him for the sake of feeling some individuality in his boring robot life
Elijah Clark
Bro could you do /sthg/ a huge favour and narrate these two posts? (next one coming up)
Wyatt Johnson
>No, a shadowfag is the kind of person who is like that but instead of just trashing online spaces with their presence is also an abhorrent entity in the real world too. Their room will be filled with shadow merchandise and they will sleep in shadow bedding reading their cream doujins every night and not even caring to put them away incase their depressed mother sees them as she washes their shadow bedsheets for the second time in the week due to cum stains, sweat and saliva. Shadowfags are legitimately lobotomised by their own lack of higher thought, constant thoughts forcefully directed toward fucking shadow have melted their mind and they no longer possess free will to think about or do anything else. They are depraved, evil automatons that must be destroyed. The only time a shadowfag will show passion for anything, or any spark of human life is when their favourite character is insulted, in which case the neuron pathways still intact that aren’t for masturbation and not decayed to abuse and misuse enter a feedback loop of aggressive, annoying spam like a little yapping dog until the threat has given up or their brains lose too much energy due to it all being expended with their semen and have to enter a catatonic recovery state where the shadowfag stares utterly indifferent as he saves 500 new shadow fan art images to spam later.
Landon Garcia
that's his dilemma, he yearns for identity
Jonathan Allen
>>So much is their bodily and mental deterioration that their actual souls are starting to flicker and fade too, and soon no human, loving or higher spark will be able to inspire the slightest action toward change and they will descend into a sub insect like state where every one of their behaviours is now a bundle of nerves programmed to react to things to do with shadow- see shadow, fap, see sonic, seethe (only this time their response will barely be in English if they can even post, they’re more likely to just hiss at their computer screen). When they die their bodies instantly crumble in a pile of ash, and their weak, pallid little souls are the pity of even lucifer. This is genuinely what you are dealing with when you encounter shadow fans on here. They are diseased. Treat them like terminally ill drug addicts, with pity, but acknowledgement that this was of their own doing and they are too fundamentally broken to ever be helped
Logan Murphy
Aiden Smith
according to what game? Heroes? Isn't it implied that Eggman reprogrammed him to never rebel again and that's why he hasn't been as relevant in any mainline Sonic game since?
Gavin Taylor
Nathan Morales
Holy shit it is friday, i've kind of lost track of time now days
Henry Perry
Fucking nice, thanks a lot
Joseph Evans
Would you please say "I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog and you're full of shit."
Samuel Lewis
Same. I can't keep track of what day it is anymore.
Asher Foster
Can you do a Shadow voice and say
>I can't believe Rouge cucked me for that red bastard
Jackson Rivera
Nice to see the Sonichads taking over this board.
Jaxson Wood
Jack shit is implied because he never showed up again in any real capacity in any major game set after Heroes, and the series got a soft reboot anyway
Joseph Ross
here's your Cream the Rabbit bro
Levi Gray
I'm about to cave into the fandom
I played all the genesis, dreamcast, GC and GBA games as a kid and I have nothing to lose, Adventure was the first 3D game I (thought) I beat
I'm starting with the comics
Sebastian Cruz
Ethan Williams
>I'm starting with the comics
Yeah, no dude. That's a path of autism you don't want to go.
Angel Young
Dunno if I'll do all that tonight, but I'll save it and maybe post it there one of these nights. I don't really browse /sthg/ though.
John Allen
Based, thanks bro
Aiden Richardson
Tyler Hall
cool beans, thanks my dude
Brody Wilson
what's the lore behind sonicanon
Easton Turner
You sound tired though, is there anything wrong?