THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN MY STOOOOOORE!
THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN MY STOOOOOORE!
Christopher Bennett
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Logan Cooper
He was the best psychopath in DR. Prove me wrong.
Cooper Gray
CLEANUP!
REGISTER SIX!
Jack Lewis
No its the Santa Claus maniac from Dead rising 4.
Christian Reed
The Nam guy gave me feels.
Chase Anderson
>post your gamer face when no tp
Ian Myers
God, I just want to unload into the lot of them.
James Adams
All of those people are probably infected now.
Brody Anderson
Camden Cox
>native american drums and chanting
Elijah Gonzalez
YAWHEEEEY OOOHHHHH
Blake Nelson
OH GOD THEYRE BACK
Dominic Gomez
Literally me!
Henry Thomas
my favorite was antione
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his boss theme is great too
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Hunter Parker
I personally have 14 rolls
Hudson Fisher
What the fuck is wrong with people? How often do you shit that you need so much toilet paper? Bread used to be full up but now retards are hoarding it yet not eating it. I used to get 4 loaves of bread because I ate sandwiches when working but now these retards are making it hard to just get shit to get by.
Nathaniel Reed
>mfw floor bidet
Robert Morgan
I wish there was a way to save the crazy people in dead rising.
Jeremiah Barnes
>first play Dead Rising ages ago
>don’t think much of him
>get a job at retail years later
>find myself deeply relating to him
Daniel Murphy
>work in CBD supermarket
>nobody is working in the CBD anymore
We have shelves and shelves of bread being thrown out currently because nobody is coming to the city to buy anything.
Thomas Brown
i don't have much tp but i do have plenty of diapers so i think i'll be alright :^)
Christopher Price
i dont get it
just wash your ass in the shower if you run out
Elijah Cruz
media-induced panic + fear of missing out
media tells people that shit is being bought up like crazy and is now in short supply, people panic and want to make sure they get some before its all gone
Nathan Bailey
a plastic bag and water
Evan Fisher
People see other people buying it and think that there will be none if they dont fight for it also, even though that isnt the case at all and that shops wont have the shelves filled again daily and that the factories making the stuff wont just keep up with demand or have a stockpile to put out when necessary. Like, there are people that think that they will be able to ride out the apocalypse so long as they are still able to wipe their ass, like that is the most concerning thing to them in the darkest of times, icky poo poo and having to use anything other than toilet paper to wipe. This is the reality we live in, that these people are functioning members of society that have families and vote. The kind of people who rob a shop at knife point for fucking toilet paper and start punch ups for a 5th pack of paper they think they need.
These people REALLY think that the shops are closing and all the products wont come back for a long time, and the most valuable commodity to them is toilet roll, of all things, actually ponder that for a moment and the state of first world nations that this is a thing.
Elijah Butler
JUST FUCKIN USE A PHONE BOOK OR TAKE A SHOWER AFTER A BAD SHIT
Sebastian Lopez
How thin the line is between civil and savage. As thin as single ply toilet paper.
Julian Martinez
>down to my last roll
What do I do?
James Wright
Americans are too fat for that.
Adam Davis
You know what you gotta do.
Jeremiah Bailey
Pray.
Jose Roberts
what the fuck was his problem?
Jackson Rodriguez
It has many uses. Most importantly you can eat it and wipe with it.
Nathan Morris
>shitting
Please tell me you don't do that
Hudson Sanders
>tfw they just got done stocking the tp when i went to walmart earlier and got a 20 pack
im set for life bros
Leo Thomas
>was able to pick up an 18 pack before the shortage really started
Thank God I don't have diarrhea daily should be good for a couple of months
Camden Robinson
>remember social distancing and behave like an adul-
>LET'S ALL DOGPILE INTO STORES SHOULDER TO SHOULDER REEE I NEED MY TOILET PAPER
Feels good being uninfected.
Cooper Gutierrez
Yea I suppos-
>eat it
Leo Moore
Whats with the exaggerated facial expressions in this game? It's like 10 year olds who just discovered source crap
Andrew Long
>Literally everyone and their Grandma hoarding toilet paper, bread and beans
>NO YOU CANT HOARD NOW THERES A SHORTAGE ITS IMMORAL
This is why I hoarded shit in Febuary, I warned you dumb wagies
Tell me how its just the flu again
Carter Gray
I respect him, because I worked at Walmart and know how bad shit gets when no one gives a shit.
Camden Lee
I went shopping today, queue had distance. Said distance practically disappears when inside the shop.
Not to mention if you're working in the health services you're now above the plebs in waiting lines.
Nicholas Nelson
>wow this virus is so deadly how is it killing thousands i'm wearing my mask!!
It'd be at least somewhat realistic if food was running out or something but fucking toilet paper?
Corona is doing the world a favor.
Levi Reyes
Have fun getting murdered when everyone finds out you've got a stockpile and no guns in the upcoming riots anime tranny
John Smith
A friend of mine joked that if it comes to it he will simply find out who has it stockpiled and rob them if he cant just buy it yes hes black
Samuel Sullivan
That's no laughing matter. I think you should file a report, just in case.
Colton Sanchez
can't
he was filled with passion
Andrew Sanchez
Companies that make the shit rolls have already said they are just making more to keep up with demand and they all keep warehouses to order, so as soon as it runs out on shelves more is ready to be sent, and whatever is sent is replaced the day its delivered so there is a constant supply and demand. Its not going to run out. Society hasnt collapses and trade infrastructure has not fallen through, you can still buy a newspaper daily, and you can still have access to fucking toilet roll and food.
I really would like to know whats going through the head of the people that start fights and shit over this stuff, after seeing he shelves full 3 days later.
Kayden Bailey
That's illegal enjoy prison
Hunter Kelly
We're getting our TP no matter what
Gavin Cox
>Tell me how its just the flu again
I live in washington and just bought 2 loaves of bread and some nice toilet paper that was freshly stocked.
Came back that evening to get olive oil and it was all gone, clowns, the lot of you.
James King
>he hasn't been building up a supply of food, water, and guns for the past 15+ years in addition to owning a private blast + fallout shelter.
lol?
Isaac Stewart
NAME AND RANK, SOLDIER
Owen Cox
Your frogs are terrible stop sharing them. You cant draw. Its ugly as fuck.
Isaiah Garcia
Daniel Harris
>that final boss
Matthew Hughes
Just use kleenix, goddamn
Christopher Roberts
What were these freaks all about? I remember getting caught by them in the cinema backrooms or something
Owen Richardson
Nah, I dont feel sympathy for people that empty shelves for themselves during a "crisis", they willingly put that target on their back if things actually get so bad you have to fight for resources.
Aiden Morgan
>british
that's not britbongistan, that's australia
Christopher Bailey
Thank you for enlightening me on western culture, Yas Forums. I'll check out Girls, Big Mouth, and HBO's Watchmen which I am sure is free of deviancy.
Sebastian Gray
clown chainsaw chads where are you at
Chase Walker
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Nathaniel Martinez
Mannequin torso was here, suk dik