ITT: We communicate only using HL1 scientist quotes and vidya images

MY ASS IS HEAVY

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We can use these to traverse pits!

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Stop!
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I...I can't hold on much...longer...

I predicted all of this, you know. All of it!

Do you smell what I smell?

Well, so much for the government. Their idea of containment is to kill everyone associated with the project! Judging from your hazard suit, I'd say you were part of what went wrong—isn't that right? Now look...if anyone can end this catastrophe, it's the science team in the Lambda Complex, at the opposite end of the base. With the transit system out, I couldn't tell you how to get there. But there's an old decommissioned rail system somewhere through here—beyond the silo complex. If you can make it through the rocket test labs, you might be able to worm your way through the old tunnels to track down whatever's left of the Lambda team. You can trust them. You can trust all of us. Good luck.

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Why do we all have to wear these RIDICULOUS TIES!?

Nature is beautiful!

YOU'RE A NASTY LITTLE SEWAGE BOY AREN'T YOU DR. FREEMAN?

>so who is this guy, anonymous?
>they say he was at page 1 and started all the threads
>shitposting team? you think he started all the threads? sabotaging our board?
>yeah maybe, all i know for sure is he's pushing all my threads to page 10

LOOK GORDON!

ROPES!

WE CAN USE THESE TO HELP WI-

AAAAAA!!

HELP ME GORDON!

Hm, what a peculiar odor.

That line was so out of the blue, easily the best part of that segment.

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Fear
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Oh no!
Oh dear!
Fear
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Oh my!
My goodness!
No!
Get back!
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Pain
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No!
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Stop!
Weren't you supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago?

Do you know who ate all the donuts?

Absolutely not.

youtu.be/zj-35ECTMWk?t=852

That smell is, eh... interesting.

youtube.com/watch?v=UdSKWKZFdrU

I believe that something smells quite foul here.

They only gave us enough budget for one microphone Gordon!

Do you smell something burning?

FOR GOD'S SAKES OPEN THE SILE DOORS THEY'RE COMING FOR US IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT
OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED

PUT THAT DOWN ITS A PROTOYPE

Can you help me get out of here?

MY GOD! What are you doing!?

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Do you smell what I smell?

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Excuse me, Gordon, but I'm rather busy now. Dies

I believe something smells quite foul here.

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

Well, there goes our grant money.

Well, the dimensional breach is definitely transmitting organic matter.

I was born here Gordon

If even those meant to protect us don't understand that futa is completely heterosexual, then we truly are doomed!

Why just look at those peculiar markings.

Grab a soda it will help you see faster!

STAHP

So all of these scientists were suppose to be Isaac?

You're gonna want that passport, Gordon!

It appears the containment system has completely failed.

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I gather they went to some lengths to get it.

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Are you seriously watching porn by yourself?

I think it's rather stimulating, don't you?

I imagine the passport will have a very imporant role for the lore.

I'll stay here.

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Do you still say there's nothing to chaos theory?

I'm the one man who knows everything

>This is my hiding spot, and I'm not moving until the situation is drastically improved. Now go away and don't tell anyone I'm here.

My god man, what are you doing?

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I'm not so sure I want to get to the surface. What if the world finds out what we were doing down here?

How interesting, just look at that.

Wouldn't you like to get that sample under a microscope?

I predicted all of this, you know? All of it!

Do you want a Beyblade?
There's three bit-monsters in it.

Now, now, if you follow standard insertion procedures, everything will be fine.