>Obsessing over Tifa when Jessie exists
I hope you don't do this, user.
Obsessing over Tifa when Jessie exists
i obsess over aeris, sorry
she falls a little flat
That's understandable, user.
I like big tits, user.
Thank you for understanding!
Jessie's a little too eager. Don't stick it in the crazy.
that chestpiece makes her tits look absolutely disappointing holy shit
Mommy Jessie
She has, like, ten lines and then she's dead.
Bruh.
God I love workout thongs or whatever they're called so much.
PLATED DOT COM
I will fuck Ferrari's wife
All the girls in the game are the best girl.
Even Marlene.
>Jessie
>exists
Not for long
looks like a She-Goat to me, user.
Did she died a virgin?
>obsessing over virtual women because you know you’re not good enough to get half of what the pixels look like
Marlene making cocktails in the morning always makes me laugh. I hope they keep that in the remake.
i obsess over virtual women because they make my dick hard though
Who knows. The real question is; will you?
You’re not helping your case, incel.
why is that?
Do you think they'll keep her alive because of her surge in popularity? I can see them shoehorning her in for more parts for no reason or just giving her a different ending.
And how much do you wanna bet that they talked about keeping Aerith alive?
Tifa is babbies first waifu and obvious coomer bait.
Aeirth is the chad choice
We have confirmation from leaks that she dies.
>Aerith
I don't know, you'd think that they'd try to keep the thtory ath thimilar ath the original thince people would complain that "ith not the thame game" and thtuff like that.
>simping over sluts when Vincent exists
bros...
Holy seething. I love Square for focusing on that line from Tseng in the trailer. A massive "FUCK YOU" to jaded boomers when he says "Aerith."
I can't wait to see the heartbreak live online.
Are you having a stroke
I dunno user there'th no theething going on in here. Jutht a lithp
Ith jutht a lithp, it thuckth that I can't thay "Aerith" to be honetht
>Obsessing over whores and retards when Cissnei exists
BASED Vincentposter
She and Wedge definitely fucked.
>Have to wait 5-10 years until we can MAYBE even see him
>No possibility to even play him
It hurts
>not being patient as fuck
enjoy your shit waifus
>5-10 years
next part won't be more than 3 years max
that's not yuffie
>tfw cloudstrife's ff7 abridged messed up my image of elena (and the turks) for me
>2D girl in 2D
All but Priscilla are great to amazing.
I imagine scarlet using shinra soldiers for sex before casting them off
she's probably into /ss/
Based on P1, remake Elena is going to be insanely cute.
>posting a tranny
YIKES
Cloud/Tifa is canon right?
Why the fuck did they make Jessie so cute? I really hope she doesn't die.
>>Obsessing over Tifa when Jessie exists
Briefly
Aya is best girl
all girls are perfect and you are a faggot
Of course
Jessie is the only onewho looks human.
Aerith is a synth and tifa is an insect
Yes.
This. Jessie is legit hot. Tifa is ugly and Aerith is boring.
>Tifa is ugly
You are literally gay.
Tifa is the only good looking girl here, Aerith looks like a tranny and Jessie looks like an old hag.
I didn't realize this was all one scene.
Maximum cute.
>You are literally gay.
NuTifa is a Kpop abomination.
Jessie > Elena > Everyone else
Is this in game
Yes. A side mission has Jessie sending you sexy selfies on the reg.
Based Elena bro. Aerith and Tifa are overrated shit
ok faggot
I can't wait to replace Tifa's in game model with Jessies
Rude, pls
Ok tranny
Jessie fags are fast becoming super annoying. A bunch of remake only babies who try to sound like she was always relevant. They're the Rebecca Chambers fags of FF.
>Rude
He liked Tifa not Elena. I know you Tifa fags are retarded but keep up idiot.
>mfw Jessie's tiny frame and perfectly flat tummy and cute smol butt
I honestly hope they flesh out his character and story. He's the only thing that really bothers me about 7. His story points are extremely hidden and barely developed at all on the OG. I want to like this motherfucker because his design is and has always been sick, but he's barely a character. He's an outfit. A really good outfit, but an outfit still.
Also his transformations are dick. Please remake give him a better playstyle.
>perfectly flat
Interesting choice of words
>Jessie fags are fast becoming super annoying.
>Wahhhh only like Remake Tifa. Stop liking Jessie
Why don't you cry about Aerithfags again
Your slut is irrelevant and dies within the first hours of the game. She is then never mentioned or even mourned.
Splat!
>A bunch of remake only babies
Like you obnoxious Tifafags?
And she's still better than Tifa and Aerith. Must be sad being you faggot
They better not ruin Elena like the ruined Tifa. I've been waiting for my waifu since AC
phrog
>I'm a tifafag
wrong, I was a making joke that implies Rude likes Elena now after getting spurned by Tifa
>totally not shiposting btw
I hope elena becomes a black tranny
>fighting between 3 angels when you can just love them all
>just keep those baby blues on me :-)
Yeah no, dropped. Whore
>Rude likes Elena now after getting spurned by Tifa
Since when? Is this one of those retarded changes for the Remake? I would rather she end up with Ruffis than Rude
I have a feeling Jessie has had a bunch of dicks in her. Including Barrett's probably.
Everyone's but our guy Wedge
>Aeriwhales are now falseflagging as Jessietrannies
Learn to pick a better waifu to shitpost with. Tifa is still the best