He married an asari

That's a shame

what's wrong with her buttcheeks

Her legs are crossed, while leaning on one side

spieltimes.com/news/bioware-is-working-on-one-of-its-prestigious-franchises-for-next-generation/

Bioware working on one of its "prestigious franchises". While it could be Mass Effect, I am guessing it's the KotoR reboot we were hearing about.

I really hope they leave ME to die for good, wasn't there talk of a new DA?

Anyone else realize when they put Shep in a mask they were more likely to do Renegade shit...or was that just me?

go home esl

But DA was announced. It even had a reveal trailer. If it is for DA, now, that means the game is in development hell. Which is certainly not out of the question, but the game was already rebooted twice and I don't expect it before late 2023/ early 2024

>go home esl
Why?

>Fetishizing abuse victims
Really user, we can do this all day. Just admit you like a used up old cumrag and we can all move on.

>don't be mean to le abuse victim that goes on to kill a lot of innocent people
Shut up, fag. Next you'll tell me not to murder shame Morinth

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Should (you) really be saying saying that?

>>Fetishizing abuse victims
Why not if it's not a real life anyway

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Correction: I married a foot long blue shedick with a lady's body attached.

>on to kill a lot of innocent people
Such as..?
>Next you'll tell me not to murder shame Morinth
Lolwut? It's not like jack had any laternative unlike Morinth

>that idiot who picked Morinth over Samara

Please no. Just let the dead franchises rest Bioware, don't parade their corpses around like zombie strippers.

But user, EA needs a studio in Canada to make a commercial flop to get tax cuts from the Canadian government

Btw canonically second most estimated body in the ME universe

based

FUCK liara and FUCK Ilosposters

Who's first? Kelly?

>Ilosposters
Who?

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I assume he means those autists that chimp out about the protheans being crab people and not tentaclefaces which are far more lovecraftian and kafkaesque.

damn, old meme

Shepard

this

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IMO, but I was expecting protheans appearance be more dependable on their roles in society.
I mean collectors were still humanoids, while general collector was full insect

>not marrying a hot wife that basically won't age for your entire life
Sounds like a good thing to me

>Will make only another asari
*hits the pipe*

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Dunno user.
In ME2 paragon isn't "hippy who will never harm anyone" and still can be cool. For example in the situation on the OP pic is basically "I hope your plan not really on assumption I wouldn't shoot hostage, because I've sacrafised a Council/6 human ships, unleashed rachni/ended an entire race." Or something like that.
The final of the DLC however was very disappointing.

Was it autism?

*hits red sand*
Is marrying Asari the ultimate cuckoldry?

This one cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than marrying Asari. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, supporting and preparing a girl for all your life solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man the second you die. All the hard work you put into your beautiful wife - getting money, making her go to the gym, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, marrying her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Married the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who wasn’t even born when she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you taught her. Your own daughters, which themselves are the near ultimate cuckoldry and all you’re ever going to get, aren’t even made from your DNA.

As a man who has Married an Asari you are LITERALLY dedicating the rest of of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

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My post?

It looks better than it ever did in Dragon Age, funnily enough.

Found the virgin incel

Jesus, they will butcher Kotor. Just leave it dead.

>KotoR reboot
I hope not, they will fucking ruin it. I'd rather have another shitty ME or Dragon Age than watch my favorite SW franchise be butchered, raped and destroyed

Care to explain?

>Your own daughters, which themselves are the near ultimate cuckoldry and all you’re ever going to get, aren’t even made from your DNA.
This is actually a valid point when discussing relationships with Asari. You won't really ever have children. Your entire line, just fucking gone because you wanted to bone le blue alien

Your body still works. But yes, monogamous men and women will waste their years experiencing mind orgasms while their sex organs are unused. That's why you don't sleep with xeno scum. Keep it human.

Long story short, EA has multiple tax cut deals by having studios in Canada.

montrealgazette.com/business/local-business/electronic-arts-to-create-500-jobs-in-montreal-after-getting-tax-credits/

This is a recent one, there were older ones going as far back as ... 2008? If I recall? After a while, it all becomes a blob.

So Jack is the strongest human biotic.
If Shepard is biotic codex says he is one of the strongest human biotic.
So who the fuck will be created from their marriage? Paul Atreides?

But isn't EA an american company, and pays taxes in the US?

>you wanted to bone le blue alien
And not even a hot one

Yeah I was mainly talking about monogamous relationships, marriages etc. If you don't screw around on the side and have a couple of out of wedlock kids, a relationship with an Asari means you'll never really have kids, unless you had them before meeting the Asari.

Human all the way. Picked Ashley in the first game primarily because she's a human

Why not?

forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2020/01/25/a-knights-of-the-old-republic-remake-would-raise-some-serious-questions/

Disney wants to remake it and fir Disney's new cannon, so why wouldn't they rape its corpse?

>Disney wants to remake it and fir Disney's new cannon
Just fucking end me now

It has studios in Canada, that get taxed in accordance with Canadian law. If I were a company and set up a subsidiary, based in the UK, wouldn't be subject to UK taxation law? I think that's how it works.

Anyone else remember Yas Forums in 2010 when there were hundreds of ME2 threads? I think it's the reason /vg/ was created

Too bad Andromeda was such a let down, but ME3's ending ruined all those characters we loved and even the galaxy/timeline that a prequel would never work and a sequel would require huge amounts of creativity or a retcon

I'm wishing they make some kind of ME VR game that takes place before Shepard's trilogy, maybe by 10 years or so, so everything's the same. Maybe make it multiplayer as well so there'd be player generated content. ME is just the most compelling sci-fi IP that exists - it's a shame it's been squandered so far

Why, user? Don't you want to hear the story of Revana, who was just the bestest Jedi ever, that was also the Exile? Who saved the Republic, was betrayed by the Jedi council, returned to dismantle it and rebuild it in her own image, but also under the guidance of her mentor and former master Kreia, while you also fought your fellow student under Kreia, Malak, who had two apprentices in Scion and Nihilus, which you would defeat in the sequel and just women, oh my God, aren't we the besties? #fugdrumpf

ME1 and 2 really captured people. Despite both games' problems they were fun and nailed that adventurous feeling.

Shame the human options aren't perfect either. Bimbo Ashley who is a bitch in 2, used goods Jack or barren Miranda.

I want to romance Jack, help her heal and make her a better person, than dump her ass like the trash she is for genetic perfection like Miranda!

/vg/ was made because of esports threads.

Ashley in ME1 was cool.

>I'm wishing they make some kind of ME VR game that takes place before Shepard's trilogy, maybe by 10 years or so, so everything's the same
Nobody wants to be associated with ME, after 3. None of it matters.

>Maybe make it multiplayer as well so there'd be player generated content
>EA
>Encouraging player generated content
>mfw

>ME is just the most compelling sci-fi IP that exists - it's a shame it's been squandered so far
And it's not getting unfucked any time soon. It requires drastic pro-sumer mentality changes in the way Bioware approaches their own IP and in development process that, under Bioware's current strain and ambiguous future, is highly unlikely they will ever want to, let alone actually be able to realize.

And even if they do, they will need to make fools of themselves, by basically admitting they were idiots for maintaining their pretense at "artistic integrity" for 10+ years, when they could have just said "OK" in the first place and prevent from wasting everyone's time.

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