"And i just won!"

There's a shit load of hypothetical scenarios that might have saved him a major hassle.
But his first mistake was taking something seriously that was never meant to be taken seriously.
Which, ironically enough 15 years later, is what everyone else decided to do. In a way he made a fuck up early on that everyone should have learned from.
But lo and behold.

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>creator of a long-running comic series read around the world that’s brought entertainment to countless people
>has been referenced in official Sonic media
>is still living her best life free and happy without giving a shit about what other people think despite over a decade of harassment from people who want her dead

Christine is unironically more well-adjusted than just about everyone who talks about her.

if this isn't bait then you're seriously fucked up to mistake his life as anything other than tortured.

Maybe if you took away everything Sonic related and internet access
Sure there's a chance he'd find something else to obsess over but his art won't be spread online and people won't troll him and make him deteriorate more

>first ever Lets-Player
>the original brony
>the original "original characters" fag (Wall of Originals)

He's a mad genius by all accounts.

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We have much different definitions of what well adjusted means...

>>has been referenced in official Sonic media
When

Sonic Boom parodied him

people call everything a "cursed image" nowadays but this is genuinely haunting

Chris groped a 17 year old girl and has troll shielding sychophants have been hiding and attacking people who bring light to the fact, the same people who introduced Chris to Neptunia the dimensional merge idea

What's CWC up to these days?

Has his mom passed away yet?

weight loss

This is honestly the moment that ruined Chris. Watch his demeanor while being interviewed. He has no idea how significant this is. He just thinks that this is gonna be the routine from now on. No wonder he became such a narcissistic prick

Are you talking about that one con where he made everyone uncomfortable and then curled up into a ball?

That shit was hilarious.

What's this interview about?

Currently sperging on Twitter because everything is closing. Also just celebrated the two year anniversary of him being married to his Sonic OCs. Barb is still kicking like the bitter old harpy she is. If Chris manages to track in Corona though, she’s fucked

abusing his dogs
he's giving off serial killer vibes these days it's not even fun anymore

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He won a contest where the prize was $1,000 of Sonic toys. He was featured on the local news for it

>250 pound
Oh you're underestimating.

i no longer find cwc funny
we think it's ok to harass him because he's an adult
but he medically speaking has the mental capacity of a child
he can't help being literally retarded because his brain didn't develop properly
his parents are to blame, they just let him do whatever he wanted and never taught him personal responsibility
they should have monitored his online exploits, they shouldnt have let him spend his tismbux on whatever bullshit his child brain wanted
they were too old, lazy, and stupid to properly care for him
he should always be treated as you would an 11 year old because that's his mental age despite adult appearances
we have been making fun of an autistic kid for years
i know this is Yas Forums and its what we do but it's still sad

Didn't Barb start losing weight recently?

Those dead eyes.
I have a coworker who looks just like him but he was a soldier in Afghanistan who got blasted by shrapnel.

>he's giving off serial killer vibes these days it's not even fun anymore
Bluespike did nothing wrong

90% of the stupid shit he has done was unsolicited

She did but she’s recently started putting it back on because she just stews around 14 BC all day

It just blows my mind how consistent his appearance is throughout his life like an unironic fucking cartoon character. At least until he got JUSTed

My God... It's funny how if this was any other person it wouldn't be a big deal but considering this is the CWC we're talking about that's terrible

The whole shit with Kiwi Farms taking "care" of him seemed sketchy at first but then I remembered that a tiny, tiny portion of that site actually cares about Chris anymore. It's basically just like here now, they just talk about trannies and DSP.

I think Bob meant well for Chris in his own way, but it really just didn't pan out because he was too stubborn or too ignorant. Barb comes off as genuinely destructive to Chris so I think anons suggestion would had been the best shot to make him better adjusted

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From what I gather barb was a massive bitch (in both senses of the word lol) who was the main catalyst on chris not getting help. If she wasn't in the picture I could see somebody convincing bob.

Barb is also the person who pushed everybody from bob's previous family away so chris would probably have more people willing to deal with him if she wasn't there fucking everything up.

CWC won at life if you think about it. He's even banging 17 year old sluts now.

After the dimensional merge all our histories will change.

It was always sad and never funny, but he's also kind of an asshole.

he's a "woman" now, a brony, and spends most of his time talking about how he's a goddess and he's going to escape into a dimensional merge to live in pony land with his OC characters. sample of his recent work-
youtube.com/watch?v=AmZNYSUUuns

even the guy who runs kiwifarms is disturbed by what he's turned into. apparently there's some group of trans people enabling him/buying his art that he's pretty much latched onto.

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hes a dumb kid
kids are assholes
the difference is most people grow up and change but he is stuck being a dumb kid forever

Chris deserves a decent portion of the harassment he got, but they did go too far at times.

He puts everything on himself, but no one bothers him now because he doesn't do anything anymore.

everything went down when he got a playstation

>CWC won at life if you think about it. He's even banging 17 year old sluts now.
Chris is being enabled and protected by SJW trannies to the point he can now grope and rape 15 year old kids
Call me an a-log you faggots but he deserves every bad thing that happens to him

Post the dead eyed picture of Barb

The worst part about that is you know Chris pit absolutely no effort in training his dogs to not bark at people when they were puppies. He couldn’t even be assed to house train them. So when he starts screaming and beating them over them barking it just infuriates me beyond belief

Do you think Chris reflects on anything that happened in his life?
He is perfectly aware of the documentary on Youtube, one of the uploads even has a comment from him pinned.

>but he medically speaking has the mental capacity of a child
This is not true, he has full capacity stop troll shielding Chris

His mom is still alive but she looks like she's going senile.

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Sauce?

It would be pretty funny if everyone who posts there got coronavirus and died.

him drawing comics about his self insert and original sonic character fighting mall cops, killing all of his real life enemies, and blowing up Yas Forums headquarters was funny

He looked so normal as a kid, what happened?

>brony
This is still a thing?

What would Chris' life be like today if not for that faithful post about him on Yas Forums?

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>first ever lets player
what?
LPs have existed since the early 2000s, before Chris chan was even known to anybody.

You got a source for that spicy gossip?

how exactly did he come to our attention?

Autism happened.

Why are you guys so surprised he turned out like this? Look at your picture form when you were 12 and look how you turned out

An utter fuckup virgin, with no social life, no career living at home jacking off to trannies

At least it never went completely overboard.
In germany we had this streamer called Drachenlord who was dumb enough to share his address.
Hundreds of retards pilgrimaged to his house to harass him, annoying and vandalizing the entire village.

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Ban videogames

sony won

youtu.be/5QtOj7rNFCY

He did a live stream last month of him reading a fanfic about him harassing a youtuber half his age. Someone called pizzas to his house during the livestream and his dogs went apeshit when the guy rang the doorbell. Chris gets up and you can literally hear thuds one the background followed by the dogs shutting up and Chris yelling

youtube.com/watch?v=5QtOj7rNFCY&feature=emb_title

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Its fucking well know he is a shit pet owner
>let cats and dog shit and piss inside the house
>when the house burned two cats got injure one got roasted
>let a kitty die by not taking care
>overfeeds his dogs and doesnt train them. They are super aggressive not only to the very few who gets in the house but to Christ itself

Just read the article of his pets and get ready to be very piss off

she 100% has the senile stare

what did he mean by this

youtube.com/watch?v=7ApNv1EqGUE&feature=emb_title

I think it was that video he made to win a contest for a PSP.

My post doesn't say anything about being surprised or remarking how his life is now.

some user found his website in 2007 and posted it here

That doesn’t sound funny.

all of the dox info and personal details we know about chris are because he told us
he used to call out trolls to come face him at 14 branchland court on the regular

He is too busy retconning his life to actually evaluate and understand where he went wrong, instead choosing to believe he was developing his powers from even back then.

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>even in game his house is a mess and people fear him
heh

Stop projecting

But i do have a career

he probably just wanted some friends

The bovine forums and Josh's livestream chat, kiwifarms is overrun with trannies now and God forbid you say anything bad about Chris you fucking alog
It's absolutely horrifying to think your first sexual experience could be at the hands of Chris

I think you're projecting a bit much there dude. I'm an utter fuck up alright but that sure ain't what my life is like.

Games for this feel?

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who is Ivy

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The last time I thought he was funny was during the Liquid Saga. Everything since then has felt really forced and he has gone way further off the deep end than he ever was before.

It's a shame he pretty much stopped uploading on youtube. His twitter ramblings aren't nearly as funny

...

bluespike tried to warn us

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That's sad because Bob sounded like a genuinely smart guy outside of family affairs.

There's countless people who aren't mentally handicapped that don't.

You are asking the wrong question. The real question is, wht was the point of no return?