This is Edelgard, she wants to bring equality to the land

This is Edelgard, she wants to bring equality to the land.

Say something nice about her.

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>she wants to bring equality to the land.
Like Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot?

>people willingly join her side
Cancer. They even give you an out should you have been swayed by Waifubait and got tricked into doing the villain arc.

Stalin and Mao didn't want equality, they wanted power. Pol POt was just an asshole.

Edelgard is a nice girl who desires peace and equality for all.

I want to fuck her
That's the only thing she's good for

a strong feminist seeking to end racism once and for all

Based edelsis

>Stalin and Mao didn't want equality, they wanted power.

Just like Edelgard lmao

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>they wanted power
I agree that sounds nothing like Edelgard. Bloody conquest is also the first option I consider when i want to bring peace and equality to the land.

This is Claude, he wants to bring TRUE equality to non-fags.

Say something nice about him.

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so, Edelgard then?

By teaming up with an underground cult (that performs genetic experiments on kids) to conquer the neighboring nations and slaughter hundreds of innocents all because she has a hate boner against a church that has been trying to maintain peace in the land for a thousand years. Truly a visionary ahead of her time

this is Dimitri, he wants to bring equality to the land without importing shitskin savages that rape and pillage.

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>I'm bringing equality to everyone by killing the shit out of anyone in my way because I have conviction, but I don't have enough of it to feel that I need to pay for my war crimes that I truly believe in!
Which makes her a great character to despise along with what Rhea did, that's a good job on the dev team.

It's the simps that follow her incorrectly thinking she did nothing wrong that are the problem.

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>This is Edelgard, she wants to bring equality to the land.

Not really, if your read her roster profile you realize that her motivations are based entirely on her narcissism, messiah complex, and need for control. She absolutely needs to establish the empire as a dictatorship under her because she cannot imagine anyone but her being capable of proper rulership. She will go to war with the Alliance and Kingdom under any pretense because she doesn't recognize their sovereignty or legitimacy as nation states, by proxy she doesn't recognize Dimitri or Claude as rulers, barely nobles when she doesn't recognize the power of the nobility. In short she doesn't see anyone as an equal, at the very best she sees them as obstacles or rivals (barely). She inevitably would go to war because her ego wouldn't allow any other action even if any other action were objectively the better choice. She's absolutely giddy about the war and glory as she hints of the conflict all the time, she always planned to kill Claude and Dimitri and scatter their countries to the winds. To top it all off she only surrounds herself with sycophants and psychopaths who will do nothing but back and praise her every move.

Her hair is nice

nice legs

Lysithea's is better and she has the power of cunny.

Her head looks nice hanging from the gates of Embarr

She’s based and I love her

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based autistic retard user

Lysithea’s hair is fucking ugly her bangs are disgusting

Too bad she won't give you children.

she's pretty

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Better than Post TS Edelgard

>Dimitri
>Manuela
>Dorothea
>Hilda
Thoughts on my partners?

She is hot, but you only get to fuck her when she is old, if ever.

im glad Dimitri killed her, atheist faggot whore.

Church route is the waifubait route. Imagine betraying your house for to play mommy for some crazy bitch.

There is literally nothing stating that she won’t. You do realize most of the girls don’t mention giving you or many other guys children despite pretty much r trying having children in a medieval world like 3H? If every ending was just “they had children” then they would all be the fucking same.

She needs some dick

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>betraying your house
Edelgard is the one that betrays the house

user, Dimitri gets his head cleaved by Edelgard’s axe in the true route. You’re living in head canon land. The actual chances of the AM route realistically happening are so low and unrealistic it’s laughable. The empire already had them beat, it’s Dimitri’s head canon route.

The Villain route in a FE game realistically happening are so low and unrealistic it's laughable

If you say so user. She was willing to have kids with other men though.

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She literally named her army the black eagle strike force because she loved the house so much.

>church is the waifubait route
>the only reason to join Edelgard is because you want to coom given Edelgard is objectively wrong

Shit taste senpai

FLAT
AND
UGLY

>lizard cucks already damage controlling

>All this rehashed content
Unironically made me miss Fates

Actually its because she's a chuunni autistic sperg.

The only reason anyone goes Church is to coom to Rhea. The route is just a worse version of GD.

>Edeltards fled last thread and had to create new one for their autistic circle jerk

>edelcuck forgetting his waifu is the most lizard of any human in the series.
How does it feel knowing your waifu only achieves her goals because she is given power by Dragons and Mole people?

Dimitri is the most typical lord character in the game. I picked the Deers for my first house, and even I’ll accept that Dimitri’s route is the true canon.
Claude’s is a lore dumping route to expand the universe, while Edelgards is the edge “What If the villains won” route

sorry I don't want Fodlan to be filled with Almyran savages

Guys did i fuck up in my Golden Deer route? I wanted to marry Rhea but I missed out on her support convos. Is her romance essentially the same in BE route? I might just go mariiane this time and go with Rhea on my next playthrough

I mean you'd be right except Claude's ideal of opening the borders to remove racism is fucking retarded and so picking that option is just dooming Fodlan.
I'd rather my historical backstory given to me without having Fodlan wiped out in the process.

>The only reason anyone goes Church is to coom to Rhea.
Actually the main perk is murdering Edelgard.

Edelgard is the villain of Three Houses.

That doesn't mean you should be shamed for wanting her to flatten your pp.

she has good growths

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You can't marry Rhea is VW

>padding

>best friend is a nigger

How and where can I marry Rhea then?

>Canonically pads her armour
Bust size data show she didn't grow at all post TS and is flatter than Flayn

Claude ditches his open borders shit and goes back to his country to civilize the Almyrans.
You can still do that in GD while not cucking yourself out of a lord and two unique units, and having a fantastic final boss to boot.

Too many stats go into pointless magic instead of speed and strength like Chad barbarossa and Great Lord.

Dedue isn't a nigger. Almyrans are niggers that invade Leicester every other week

She's so flat and so ashamed of being flat, that's so hot I love her.

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>t.duscur

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>You can still do that in GD while not cucking yourself out of a lord and two unique units, and having a fantastic final boss to boot.
I lose out on torturing Edelgard by having her beloved professor abandon and murder her.

>while not cucking yourself out of a lord
only cuck route is CF. AM you hold equal power to Dimitri

best house

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His plan still involves opening Fodlan's throat, user. His belief he can civilize his home country is misguided because he's a half-Almyran who thinks his ability for reasoned thought is a given to all Almyrans, the one race dumb enough to start border skirmishes "for the laughs"

Worst lord, carried only by her weapon which anyone can use NG+ fucking useless

built for hate sex

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Join BE. On the Holy Tomb chapter you are given the option between siding with Edelgard or against her. Going against Edelgard is the default option but remember that you can only unlock Rhea's A Support after you turn Super Saiyan but before the Time Skip

Dedue
>had a whole family
>believes in loyalty and responsibility
>doesn't believe in "muh racism"
>marries FByleth
Claude
>has an abusive dad
>is a coward that runs away at the first sign of trouble
>blames everything on racism
>ghosts FByleth even in their S-Support
who's the real nigger?

AM
>Chad Route
VW
>Based minority route
SS
>Thot slayer route
CF
>Simp
straight facts.

Nader and Holst become friends. Stop being racist.

How would you rate Edelgard compared to other units if it weren't for Aymr? I can already think of 5 or 6 non main characters that are better than her

Remember when all the faggots cried because Claude left their gay ass on the curb?
Good times

Of course they became "friends". When your neighbour keeps shitting on you lawn, eventually you're going to learn their name.

The DLC ruined Holst for me. Fuck Balthus

everyone will be equally in the grave

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Are the new DLC classes fun?

Stay mad nazi. They drink together and become bros instantly.

>last thread
What are you talking about schizo?

>equal power to Dimitri
considering Dimitri is your bitch in AM I'd say you still call the shots

>headcanon cope hour

Pretty low, she's slow but not tanky enough tto make up for it, doesn't stand out strength wise either. Her battalion abilities suck and while she can be a mage you don't really want her to be. Crest of flames is nice but procs to low to rely on. Make her a wyvern like everything else, you won't see much of a difference with her, her personal sucks.

Should I play the Church route or Claude's route first? I hear they are pretty much the same with minor differences. What's different about them? Is it worth playing both?

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>this post
Are you literally 10 years old? You gonna post a wojak now?

Claude has charisma so that one, class is fun I suggest VW BL SS CF so you don't get worn out by VW SS

They're mostly the same, really. Play Claude's route if you like Claude, want to use the Golden Deer kids and a hype final boss or Church route if you like Rhea and Seteth.

>You gonna post a wojak now?
maybe, if I'm feeling particularly edgy. but even wojak is a bit much for me. Even I can't pretend to do it for the lols/irony.

Do you want to fuck the pope, if so Church if not Deer

>wait for the rest of Fodlan to get united
>open the gates and bring actual war to the Almyrans
Based Holst, luring them into a false sense of security.

Built for BSC (Big Slither Cock)

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Ferdinand doesn't say anything about her at the end before he kills her because she doesn't matter anymore. Isn't that nice?

Stalin wouldn't have stood for her gay agenda.

Did literally nothing wrong.
Would slaughter and bath in the blood of her enemies.

Thank you anons. I think I'll go with Claude for the supposed hype boss, then play Church to fuck Seteth and become Flayns mom

dumb lesbo bitch

t. Nemesis

Dimitri already gave her the d before Thales could touch her

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Nobody asked, coomer.

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