Which knife is the best Yas Forums?

which knife is the best Yas Forums?
choose wisely.

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I've seen a lot of these lately where one option is just outright better than the others. Which is fairly realistic but seems to defeat the purpose. Is this a joke for people on more layers of irony than me?

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Stop with these retarded stealth BBC threads

karambit fade

Test

Its some stupid blacked shit

Rate my survival spork

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It's kinda funny too because they have a german knife as the smallest because "Haha small nzi wee wee" but then they have a Japanese Tanto and an American Bowie. If they wanted their bbc joke to make sense it would be an warlord machete as the biggest one but then that wouldn't be as subtle.

>bigger is better
in that case i'd pick this 13.5 inch dagger

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neat

fuck lmao i hadn't realized

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Well Yas Forums?

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Faggot shit. Now this is a nice weapon

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lold

durability:1

>cumbersome machete when your primary weapon is your gun

full retard

Ah, of fucking course. And now I also see the healslut angle. For all the bitching about normies it sure seems like modern Yas Forums only cares about vidya on a superficial level.

no i think it's more like: white knife=small pp black knife=big pp doesn't really matter where the knife is from

>was

David Bowie was a white man though, you guys love letting BBC live rent free in your heads.

>t. op

I know, I pointed that out in my post as the main reason OP's joke doesn't make sense

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useless for soup 0/10

Gun and sword is top tier

look at the picture again dummy

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>big fist
yeah boi

>spoon full of holes
useless

gun and shield is the big fag combo

For me, it's the gunded sword

look at the picture a third time dummy

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-5 damage
-25 damage
-40 damage
are we to believe these are some kind of 'health swords'?

big fist

>taking anything but the big fist

I very sincerely hope that nobody who posts here would do such a thing

Considering the subtext, yes?

two shields please.

Is that horse semen?

BBC SHILLS EXPOSED

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obsessed

>Macuahuitl
>160 durability

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It’s a mix of BBC threads and “strength vs dex” threads, but there’s no actual comparison for weapon types with strength and dex, so it just boils down to “the bigger, longer weapon is stronger and better”

Wtf user, this website ruined you

Gun and fist.

LOOOL OP exposed. Op = faggot

The two top rows belong in the trash.

Two fists, then I can use said fists to carry and use a big gun or any other weapon.

Oh now i see it, that's funny.

>buy first blade weapon
>near-irresistible urge to stab myself with it
the fuck is wrong with me?

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>TWO SHIELDS
DOUBLE THE TROUBLE
YOU AIN'T GETTING PAST THE WALL

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The french have a saying for it.Its like call of the void.Its fairly common.

what is it?

I feel the same way when I'm up tall things.

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the bundeswehr knife because you can upgrade it to a epic jagdkommando

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I actually want to own a gun but this phenomenon scares me. I feel like I'd put the barrel on my mouth and slightly caress the trigger just for kicks.

>riding in car
>can't stop thinking about opening door and tumbling out

>driving over bridge
>want to drive off of it and into the river

>riding in car on a highway
>hold my phone or handheld by the window with my thumb and pinky only

Two guns
One for each of ya

You know if you couldn't die of natural causes and had a gun you'd statistically end up killing yourself with your own gun by accident at some point as time went on.Kinda weird thought.