How much do you think the Machine Games Swedes are kicking themselves for murdering Wolfenstein for woke points while...

So just give it back to id instead of leaving it in Sweden

>game about evil nazis
>lets move it away from modern neoliberalism
user you are asking for things that cannot be done

Doom Eternal is a bigger and worse downgrade and decline in quality from 2016 than New Colossus and Youngblood were from The New Order.

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How the fuck does Wolfenstein still make you faggots this mad? That game came out like 3 years ago.

Cope harder micheal

>EVERYONE PLAYED THE SAME GAMES AS ME
I played Doom 1/2 and 64. Fuck your Quake shit.

who's mad? besides you of course.

literally braindead

>Fuck your Quake shit.
Why. How much of a faggot do you have to be to needlessly dislike Quake?

The DLC (plural) weren't even a year ago, sucked ass, and were virally marketed here last year by rekindling the flames.
Doesn't help the New Colossus was a 6/10.

Aparently it feels like a year 1 vr game with okay graphics. Its also really short

I don't, I'm just calling your whining out. Quake could be great for all I know. Doesn't make me a zoomer just because I dipped before that point.

Hope you are baiting because no one should be that fucking retarded

The first game was great.
I don't know why they fucked up The New Colossus

>Doesn't make me a zoomer just because I dipped before that point.
I'd say responding in memes and hating on shit you haven't played easily makes you a zoomer, at least mentally.

How many times did they make that mortally challenged joke?

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I think the biggest issue with nu-wolfenstein looking away from the SJW shit is the fact it adverstises itself as this super cool badass fantasy where YOU kill nazis and take back america!!! Yet the stories for all the games is just sad drivel about how much the world got fucked and even if you do win and kill the big bad the nazis will still win, for three fucking games in a row. There's no real sense of acomplishment in these games, beat one level and it turns out the nazis have super robot dogs that are tough to kill and they sick them to your homebase fucking everything over. You sacerifce yourself for the good of the people and kill the main villain but it meant nothing in the end because you're still alive somehow and there's an even more evil villain now. Compare that to doom eternal where it's super video gamey and takes it in stride, with you being able to see what good you're doing from how angry the main villain gets and the arc broadcasts saying how much is being changed thanks to you

I've been mad that 2001 Duke Nukem in Forever can shrug off a nuclear explosion but not fucking Blazsko.

>There's no real sense of acomplishment in these games, beat one level and it turns out the nazis have super robot dogs that are tough to kill and they sick them to your homebase fucking everything over.
How much of smooth brain do you have to be to write garbage like this?

>just wanted another game with BJ waxing philosphic about killing Nazis
>instead you get shamed and shit on in every game after New Order/Old Blood

Which of the nuWolfenstein games are worth playing?

I don't think that's a bad thing, if anything it's interesting to be in the position of the underdog but instead of dealing major damage to the big bad organization, like in every game, this time you're merely a mosquito in a big room: Sure, you can annoy them but at the end of the day they're giants who could slap you and end you

New Order and Old Blood.

just the first one, but it's not very replayable

What does the game SJW? The last one I played was Return to the Castle Wolfenstein and for me the game was unplayable from the moment that monsters started to appear. But there was nothing political about it, as far as I can remember, it was just a crazy story of Nazis doing scientific experiments based on knowledge recovered from excavations of ancient civilizations or something.

>literally say I have nothing against Quake
>Stop hating on Quake!
If you were going to act like a faggot for (You)s from the start you should have said so.

Incredible how much Mick Gordon trolled everyone when he edited his eyes into Doomguy's visor. Now that is pretty much the only version of this image you see everywhere.

>doom as a character

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It's okay to be mad, Mark.

>killing Nazis in a wolfenstein game is now considered woke

Jesus, you people are dumb as shit.

cope

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Nazi super science and occult ghosts > pregnant brown woman dual wielding machine guns like a B@DA$$

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

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Said no one ever

RTCW didn't have anything sjw in it
the Wolfenstein 2009 game by activision didn't have anything sjw in it
then they made a rebootquel called The New Order like 5 years ago and it was terrible fucking generic reddit garbage promoting actual literal Marxism and black supremacy

cyber pilot is a scam

>woke points
>implying killing Nazis hasn't been woke since day one
Zoom zoom

Honestly it really not that bad, it's when they randomly decided to say that you ARE winning in the co-op game without actually showing how? The world hasn't just been one generation of brainwashing but two and somehow we're winning? It also doesn't help that they ONLY ever show the old people fighting the Nazis with the 2 new shit heads being the exception. The resistance groups we meet up with hardly matter in the grand scheme. Only one or 2 people from them ever do anything. we had some drunk racists getting drunk in one building and like 12 black people hiding in a tower.

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New Order didnt really have any of that shit either, it was New Colossus

New Order only had shit about ancient Jew technology, but that's really more lore shit than sjw shit

reminder that quake is Yas Forums and zoom is reddit

There was nothing SJW really in TNO, the whole game had a very Springtime for Hitler type tone. I mean hell you go to an actual concentration camp and thrown in the ovens, and when BJ crawls out there's lawn chairs and coffee mugs right outside the oven.

Honestly, a Return to Castle Wolfenstein reboot is the only thing that'd make me buy another Wolfenstein game. I want that to happen so bad man.

this, but only if it's developed in-house by Id. I feel like it's gonna happen eventually, and the good thing is that they'll have learned from the mistakes that nu-Wolf made. There's always a silver lining.

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>Old Wolfenstein: Fuck nazis, kill em all, let god sort out the sauerkraut! Also weird occult shit and cyborgs!
>Nu Wolfenstein: DUDE FUCK NAZIS, KILL ALL NAZIS, I LIVE TO PUNCH FUCKING NAZIS, LOOK AT THESE PROFESSIONAL NAZI-KILLING NAZI HUNTERS WHO KILL RIGHTWIN-I MEAN NAZIS, ALSO COMMUNISM GOOD
>WTF WHY DID OUR GAME FLOP IT'S LITERALLY ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS??? WHY DOES EVERYBODY LOVE NAZIS NOW?

retard, the game literally portrays communists in a positive light
don't pretend like it wasn't infused with PUNCH THE NAZIS YASS ANTIFA current year ideas

they need to drop the Antifa trash and go back to basics and return to WW2 and sci-fi / occult shit.

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Nah Man...making commies the good guy are

>micheal
Can I have a quick rundown?

it wasn't about killing nazis though it was about how strong pregnant black communists are

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KILL MY NAZIRINOS, NOT MY ADOLFORINO HITLERINOS NOOOOOOO

You can but don't start preaching Marxism to me.

I want a real quake game so bad... Not that cyber alien bullshit. More like the first one.

Actually, that's what I want to do, not sit through 3 hours of cringey woke cinematics.

Are we all forgetting about the decapitation scene? That has to be the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

how about that hideous nigress rambling about balls

Hahahaha so much stupid shit. I thought the game itself was ok, but I was dreading the cut scenes. Should have just called it "Reddit: The Game."

DOOM is my favorite character

Probably the most unlikeable character in a series that has scenes where Nazis are torturing people.

DooMs a great Gal.

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Imagine all the remastered Return to Castle tracks we'd get from a reboot.
youtube.com/watch?v=j0vTxmSCdYs

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Yeah ikr. My favorite character is Skyrim. He's so badass with his dragon shouts and cool armor. It's a shame I can't remember what's the name of the land he travels through.

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bethesda should either drop those cucks at machine games or give franchise back to ID.They are much more talented and not woke at all (e.g. "mortally challenged", "earth is a melting pot")