Play Yakuza 6

BASED

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no, it's boring

No.

MC is a retarded male feminist SJdub cuckold

Liking asses is primitive, monkey-like thing, this is why blacks are so focused on big asses
Liking breasts is a sign of intelligence and humanity

Mommy?

Anri Okita?

Just watched a few minutes of her art channel and the way she switches between accents when switching between Japanese & English is odd

but also alluring

so it this in the veins of Sun-Ken Rock, real mafia shit or some shitty anime mafia game?

I want to clear some things up about Yakuza 7 since there is some misinformation going around:
>Kiryu is only back in a side story, and it's a dream sequence. The real Kiryu does not show up.
>there is no "day one DLC" for Yakuza 7, and no DLC planned.
>the soundtrack is made up of 100% new tracks.
>all the character models, locations and animations have been build up from scratch. there is 0 asset flipping.
>the turn based combat has been described as the deepest and most satisfying turn based combat SEGA has ever made. boss fights are better than they ever have been.
>over 30 of the most popular JAV artists have been included in the game.
>Han Joon Gi is back but Yokoyama came up with a really clever way of making it work.
>there is so much to do in Yokohama most players still haven't been able to complete it all and are still finding new areas to enter and things to do there.

I want mommy to teach me 日本語.

I did at launch

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Almost thought it was Aimi Yoshikawa at first

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Very, very few Asians have good asses. I think it was something about their genes, same as the powdery ear wax.

Also, and unlike the above this is just a personal opinion and probably scientifically complete bs, but from a sociological standpoint Asians are far more withdrawn and generally socially awkward compared to westerners, their sexual culture and fetishes revolve much around the idea of isolated, nerdy youngsters who are shy around women. Boobs are more of a motherly thing, it's about taking care, providing safety and nurture. I would think that plays a large part of why they're so much more popular there than asses.

I mean it's no empirical evidence or anything but if I consider my friends and acquaintances, the more aggressive and chad-like they are, the more likely they are interested in asses. And the more shy and introverted they are, the more it's about boobs.

>fucks half of japan
>now tricks some soi to settle down with her and raise her kid
No wonder 99% of the planet are incels.

MDYD-754

There’s fucking 6 of these? I just started and am playing through 0 because of gamepass. I like it so far. Are the rest as good?

>that instant breast envy as soon as Anri turns around
Never fails to get me hard

as a shy introvert i'm a tit guy so have that as a data point

I'm a shy introvert who's all about the ass. Take this guy's data point away.

I’m a shy introvert who likes asses but prefers tits 10/10 times. Ignore this data point and then flip a coin to see which of the two above me you should take.

I'm a chad thundercock who likes both ass and titties. Negate both of these data points and just enjoy the female form

Asses excite me, but I want to be hugged by huge boobs.

Why hello there, gigachad

>You will die without pressing your tired weary face inbetween those pillows of love

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mostly the second unfortunately, but it's still great

This just made me more tired and weary.

Wait a minute...

This guy gets it, though I wanna elaborate on this as a shy introvert myself.
For me, tits are tits. Big, small, whatever. But for asses, it's a bit more precarious. It's not the size that matters, but the shape. I'd take a small, toned ass any day over a big mass of fat. This is a key point that I think many Yas Forumsros miss.
At the end of the day, though, tits are better because of their versatility. You can suck em, fondle em, and if they're big enough fuck em. But asses? I mean you can slap it I guess but unless you're a brapposter or something that's about it for most people.

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>uh oh, yakuza 6 is fucking terrible and even the fanboys who swallow our shit no matter how bad it is are going to notice... how do we market this?

I'm an introvert.
Legs > Ass > Titties

You can't stand one of the most beautiful woman in Japan's face? Super mega ultra faggot over here. Her attractiveness is not even debatable.

This is my favorite Yas Forums-poster.

Chestlets, when will they ever learn?

what the fucking point are those styles if i get them when i'm done with the game?
can i level then indefinitely?
also fuck the disco and the minigames

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By legs I hope you mean thick thighs.

>they seem to only like tits and everything else is just forgotten
This is what someone says when they don't pay any attention. They're complete freaks over underwear, how the hell did you miss that? They love legs, too.

Some top whores in the Yakuza games. Too bad that with a few exceptions like Yui Hatano all of them are either retired or changed their faces to gook plastic shit.

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Asses are where literal shit comes out.

Breasts provide life supporting milk.

Reminder
Inaba Ruka > Ai Uehara > Shion Utsunomiya > the rest

I still can't believe what Ai did to herself after leaving the industry...

she became a skellington?

I think the girl on the left is far more attractive

Maybe she'll read this and kiss you

We could've saved her, Yas Forumsros...

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Ouch
What happened?

Her face is still not as bad as the Yakuza 0 model

She retired

guess all that protein was important for her diet

Turns out never even JAVfus are free from The Wall

OUR CORE VALUES!!!! SOMEONE STOP THE STREAM!!!

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I'd like to get my hands on her core values.

>there are people in this thread who havent played Dead Souls

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How is judgement?

assess are for niggers look at the maps and tell me which countries like assess the most. what do they all have in common?

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Kino ending

>North Korea
>Syria
>Iran
Wtf I thought these countries were supposed to be based?

no