The state of Nintendo of America

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Damn! Clowns look like THAT???

>fatfags are also people that bring up ecelebs on Yas Forums
pottery

I-IS THAT A CLOWN!?!?!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOO I'M GOING INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

I genuinely don't understand how can people be afraid of clowns.

clussy

I'm not afraid of clowns but I can understand how people are afraid of clowns, they're like bugs, some people are absolutely repulsed by them but other people have brains that work differently that like bugs.

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I still can't believe the company that made bing-bing wahoo a stereotype for Italy managed to create such a positive character inspired by the same country

I'd ask why clowngirls are so great, but I know it's because they're not afraid of looking or acting ridiculous.

What is there to be repulsed by? It's mostly just bright, colorful shapes, you know, the kind of stuff kids play with.

Lola pop is french, even her main song sounds like french music

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You know... You're making me find clowns hot.

>Via Dolce
She's Italian, user.

Funny story: the term "coulrophobia" isn't a real word and it appeared in the 90s somewhere on the Internet. en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/coulrophobia
Fear of clowns is retarded and coulrophobes should grow up and stop acting like they're fragile attention whores.

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her stage is called Via Dolce.

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Barely a week after Yas Forums's initial clownposting epidemic, I had an erotic dream about a clowngirl.

It was hot as fuck.

Clowns can be cute.

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Pastries and sweets are not an italian thing tho

>That he "learned a weakness of Americans"
B-Bros... what is he going to do with this information

>clowngirl who is actually deeply sad on the inside

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I had one about a black haired girl with a hole in her back. I fucked the back-hole rather than her vagina or ass.

THE CLOWNING HAS BEGUN

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Reminder.

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>Pastries and sweets are not an italian thing tho.

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She's not, Twintelle is French, Clowns originated from italian comedy, the main instrument in her theme is violin, which was invented, you guessed it, in Italy. France and Italy are bordering so there's an overlap in music from the 2 countries, but Lola is italian

I never understood the fear of clones and I'm American. Seriously, I understand being a little creeped out by those old jarring 1940s black and white photographs where the makeup looks bad. Hollywood has always exaggerated these looks and ruined the concept of clowns for decades for some reason.

I've seen a couple clowns selling balloons outside grocery stores, I always thought they were cute and friendly. It's literally just a meme to be "afraid" of them, just like it is to be bothered by the word "moist" and to hate pineapple on pizza.

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That octopus thing is right, pineapple on pizza is delicious.

pineapple itself is gross

>I never understood the fear of clones and I'm American.
That's because you're already a clone.

>I never understood the fear of clones and I'm American.
t. Snake

lola is italian, her stage "via dolce" translates to "sweet street"

>Hating pineapple on pizza is trendy. Like saying you're a faggot, or a tranny.
What the fuck did Zucker mean by this

I'm a what?

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they are, I suspect her design was inspired by the red/white poles that can be found in Venice resembling candy sticks, however Italy has a significant pastry-making history

Everything about that except the Pineapple part is true. Fuck you bill trinen I won't let you spread this fucking propaganda to ruin pizza.

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I want to honk her nose

It's probably because Americans can't fathom the thought of someone being happy and friendly

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Just eat it on pizza then.

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Neck too long.

based retard

Are americans really?

I mean, it's one of the reasons why Americans treat sports mascots as punching bags.

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It's not exclusive history.

People like faces. Like, it's scary how much humans like to look at human faces. They love it. You can draw two dots above a line and you see a face. The only thing better for them is looking at a real face.

Suddenly there's an asshole whose face is completely covered in makeup and he's acting like an autistic Minecraft YouTuber and you never know what he's going to do next. Some people find this unsettling because their brains are still primitive, which is why your civilization will never reach the stars.

you do not put juicy tree product on PIZZA without FLATTENING IT INTO A PULP FIRST

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Nobody is actually tranny. Someone told you you are, and then you fell for it.
user, you're better than that. Be your own person. Know the truth about yourself.

... Do you honestly think pineapples grow on trees, user?