Half life Alyx

>being outsold by Doom and some literal who MMO
>On their own fucking store

Valve is finished. The vrmeme has come to an end. By next week we’ll see “I am forgotten” threads.

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>1060$ dollar game is outsold by 60$ game
wow so this is the power of the PS4.....

>By next week we’ll see “I am forgotten” threads.
You mean the threads you're going to make even though the game is still nowhere near a failure at all

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Alyx is literally the worst game to make this threads about, its THE definitive VR game, no amount of shouting and kicking is going to change that.

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>breaks vr records
you mean beat saber?
>still sells like shit
wow! who would have thought that a vr game for

It's okay OP, someday you'll be old enough to get a job and afford a $250 headset with one game.

I can easily afford a full vr setup. Just because I have money doesn’t mean I spend it on meme shit

Kek vr drones are delusional

>t. mentally ill valve drone neet coping this hard after falling for the gaben cock gobbling vr meme

I'm avoiding spoiling myself on it.
Can't wait to be able to afford a VR headset, it's gonna be amazing

Honestly, just stop trying. These desperste cope posts are the most pathetic thing I have ever seen and you're not fooling anyone but other seething idiots pretending they're not missing anything lol

>A vr game
>top 3
This is a huge success.

>meme shit
You'd honestly be embarassed if you had ever actually experienced being in VR

valve needs to release a non vr version because literally nobody plays VR.

It was a cool idea and I applaud valve for trying to do something new and outside the comfort zone but at the end of the day they should just fucking release it for the masses. It will be good for the fan base and for their business.

Theres no way in hell I will drop £300 on a oculus to play one fucking game.

>It's good for a vr game
Yes it's pretty good for a dead meme

>Games that run just straight from the computer
>vs one that needs another device
Also top 3 with a VR game is not bad at all.

I can't wait in 5 years when the "HL Alyx ruined VR" threads begin.

Epic flop.

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I have. Buddy of mine has room scale vr. It’s cool at first but it’s a meme that will never catch on fully.

Nobody will ever forget about any valve game because you dumb fucks make 20 threads about them per day.

It looked kind of interesting until I saw it has that stupid teleportation movement.

Just give us Episode 3 you fucking triple niggers.

Stop crying poorfag. Don't you have games to play on your piss poor 4?

>first non tech demo VR game
>it's a flop

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>ps4
I’m 100% pc only. Again, VR is a meme

>Valve is finished
Sounds like a snoyfaggot slogan though.

>vr shit
>unironically having a sissy hypnosis device
get rekt vrtrannies

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>Doom Eternal
forgotten already
>Half Life Alyx
set new bar for VR

guess which one will be remembered more and longer

Valve is not the end all of Pc. The only game I liked from them was the first half life. Their shit was always overrated and steam is still garbage.

>Good for the fanbase
The same fanbase that Valve had no qualms leaving for thirteen years with no new content
>Good for business
Yes as we all know, Valve's main revenue stream is from developing video games, you retarded poorfag

OP, you mean to say the game that doesn't require an expensive VR headset to play is outselling the game that does? This is totally unheard of!

Can you poor ass Russians give it a rest already? We get it. You're pissed as hell you can't afford VR. That's no reason to piss in everyone else's corn flakes. Just go pout in your potato soup and shut up.

Doom Eternal easily. Nobody gives a shit about “VR”

Does Yas Forums only hate VR because everyone's poor NEETs?

>y-you can’t afford it
Is this the go-to mantra of all mentally ill vr niggers? Can they not fathom that people don’t want to attach screens to their faces and flail around like a manchild? What’s even sadder is that they actually think being able to afford VR is some sign of having a lot of money.

You know what else is totally unheard of? People actually giving a shit about VR

Their mentality is a lot like niggers to now that I think about it.
T.rich black man

>defending valve
>YOU CRITICIZE MUH COMPANY Y Y OU MUST BE A POORFAG.

Ya because half alyx is definitely going to be remembered and not forgotten under a few months
Mean while doom eternal is still going strong has a new multiplayer and 2 upcoming expansion packs.
Seethe more valve drone

not a poorfag, I could buy it if I want. I just think its unwise spending £400 for one videogame as I'm not a nigger.

It's not about versions. It's about how good a game is. You have a console faggot mindset that thinks playing garbage games is fine. Me on the other hand have always advocated for improvements in every area, that's why VR is a no-brainer, just like PC is a no-brainer compared to consoles.

Get some standards and stop being crybaby peon that lives in video game squalor.

>Don't want to attach screens to their faces
>He says as he stares at his chink phone all day watching tiktoks and meme videos
>being able to afford VR is some sing of having a lot of money
>He says while posting "$1000 OH NO NO NO" threads on a daily basis
That's a yikes from me, dawg.

>it pushed
Lol no it didnt everything in alyx is what we already saw in other vr games, only impressive thing about it is the graphics you retarded vr elitist.

What's a VR elitist? Is a PC elitist an insult or a compliment when a penniless PS4 owner calls him that?

I can simultaneously piss drink and watch porn on my chink phone, well sry but I don't want to be disabled when I play games

>People spam "TELEPORT ONLY TELEPORT ONLY TELEPORT ONLY" just so people could call them retards
>now they've moved goalposts to comparing it to DOOM a game which is infinitely more accessible and just as diluted for normies to consume

Why can't you people just put effort into baiting anymore, this board is just so pathetic ever since kids born in the 2000s were able to post here.

>$60 USD VR-only game is 3rd highest
>$280 vr controller just a step below it on top selling

Yes, this company surely isn't making fat stacks of profit while releasing the best VR game to date. Surely nobody will end up purchasing more VR shit just to play this game, just as nobody has ever purchased any sort of console device to play a limited videogame

>being able to afford VR is some sing of having a lot of money
It's not, but you have to remember these are people who expect everything in one package once they've finally collected enough nickels for a new PC. Buying stuff other than a new i5-2500K every decade is out of question for deadbeats. They lose their shit when they realize they woyld have to be making regular purchases like normal people do.

>Ya because half alyx is definitely going to be remembered and not forgotten under a few months
Correct. It will be remembered for VR in the same way pong or mario is remembered for flat games

Impressive considering it requires a headset

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>Valve is finished
The absolute state of retards like you

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They don't want you to focus pn the fact that they are deadbeats, that's why all these "arguments" are blantant fake news. Only a distraction.

Remember the same so-called critics made a thousand threads saying it's teleport movement only, it just shows they are here to play poorfag mental gymnastics.

Also, if the game is really as bad as some say then don't be in these threads. I don't post on Animal Crossing threads either because I couldn't care less.

All in all it's just cope.

I have learned to ignore such naysayers

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Isn't it an experiment for HL3?

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>attacking PS4 for no reason
Still better vr games than pc

>doom "the same game again" eternal

nothing is eternal about doom, its literally the same shit every time with "better" graphics. At least Alyx managed to break some new ground and open up posibilities for VR, something you'll never play poorfag

can't wait til the next 15 of your favorite franchises make VR only games and you seethe even harder

>ever buying a fucking console
Kys. We are not even the same species you and me.

TES 6 VR only would be the greatest thing ever and the greatest wallet and IQ test ever. Unfortunately Bethesda is happy with a dumb shallow audience.