AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEE

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HAAAAAAA

WHATABURGER

OOOO UMAN

I-I KNEEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sangheili here. AMA.

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Wartwartwart

is it true that sanghelli women have pelvic muscles strong enough to crush a human male's penis into paste? asking for a friend

UWWWAAAAAAAAAA

The average human phallus would be too small. Not even human women would want to date someone as pathetic as you. Why do you think a Sangheili female would?

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How in the name of Zeus do you people speak English? Seriously, with the mouth thing, it just doesn't make sense.

CHIEF SAMA NO YAMATE
CHOTTO MATTAE
I YIELD
I KNEEL
AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

wort wort wort

There are tongues, and one can contort their jaws in such a manner.

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AHHHHHHHHH WOAWOAWOA

MASTER CHAD!?
I-I KNEEL

>The average human phallus would be too small.
so sanghelli women are black only?

AAAAggh-- you'reawoman!!
WAAAAAA!

Just overall larger. You should consider yourself lucky if you found a male warrior that would take you in.

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Reminder that the Sangheili were retarded nogs who killed 1 billion people just so they could blow themselves up with the Halo rings in peace

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>1 billion
Thel 'Vadam was responsible for 1 billion with his fleet. Try 23 billion.

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yeah i'm not gay so if a sanghelli male wants to fuck me in the ass with his gigantic juicy cock he's gonna have a fight on his hands

I am assuming you are not the resistant type.

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Was there anything more satisfying than putting a billion needles into these space nogs?
It was quite a blast you could say.

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>sangheili have big pp
lol

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>mfw joseph staten would do the annoying grunt laugh whenever he killed the other bungie employees in CE

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You have to excite them first.

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>egg laying reptilian race having big pp
lol. Also, they are literally a race made for getting fucked in the ass by human cock.

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>Alien race incredibly comparable to race on Earth
Smoothbrain words.

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THIS IS TOO MUCH

EVEN FOR AN ELITE AAAAAAHRRAAAAAA

Why are female sangheilis obsessed by male humans?
Also should a human accept if a female sangheili wants to give them oral?

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>Why are female sangheilis obsessed by male humans?
They're not.
>Also should a human accept if a female sangheili wants to give them oral?
They wouldn't.

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based

wort

>tfw dual needlers is only in one game

>halo thread turns into gay erp instantly
come on

I am the OP.

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What's it like being replaced by ugly ape niggers and being kicked out of space isis?

I would ask them myself if they were not decimated more so.

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It's always the same autismo, halo threads are cancer

lol, you literally know nothing about the race you are shit posting about. Explains why you keep posting shitty humanized fanart that depicts them with even more human traits than they actually have.
>Sangheili have a binary circulatory system that pumps indigo-colored blood. They breathe oxygen and their homeworld has a nitrogen-oxygen atmosphere comparable to Earth's, allowing them to breathe the same atmosphere as humans. Sangheili cannot breathe molecular nitrogen. Sangheili have a similar digestive system to that of humans. They are shown to have an esophagus and intestines, they also are depicted to have an anus.

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it's one faggot every time and his 3 gay enablers
also, wait for that one 343 cocksucker coming in to say 5 is good

Are you the same individual that just called them reptilian? They generally have a cloaca.

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Still mad that your ex left you for a human I see.

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Nah.

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Yes, and? You are only proving my points by saying so.

They're aliens with human influences. Even the culture is an amalgamation of human ones. Why are you getting upset if their dicks are larger than that of humans?

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I am not, but they don't have human dicks which is your shitty fanart is trying to depict them as having. You also depict them as have human-like intercourse which wouldn't happen. I mean, literally has a bulge which wouldn't happen. I mean, their dicks could literally come out of their ass area for all we know. At the very least, there is literally nothing to suggest they have dicks in a similar fashion to humans. I mean, the women literally lay eggs.

>come on
my face lol gotem

Who knows what kind of dicks they'd have DESU, but you're really jumping through some hoops if you're the same user that wants to fantasize about alien puss.

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>but you're really jumping through some hoops if you're the same user that wants to fantasize about alien puss.
>sangheili women
Fucking disgusting. I am not that user.
>DESU
lol

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That's kind of based.
I was the one that had all of the samurai garbage removed from Halopedia, since you obviously visited it.

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>I was the one that had all of the samurai garbage removed from Halopedia
Sure you did sweetie
>since you obviously visited it
You say that like I was trying to hide it.

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Go to anything before September 2017 and it'll be there.

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That doesn't prove that you did it tho hence my response of
>Sure you did sweetie

What, do you want a screenshot of my query?

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There’s one line the CE elites have that makes me diamonds. When you assassinate one sometimes they just let out this breathy sigh as they fall forward. It sounds incredibly sexy.

There is pretty much nothing you can do to prove it. I will never believe you, especially after all of your fanart posting.

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Sounds more like a problem on your end, then.

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If all male elites are gay, how does their race survive? Are the women gay too?

Staten reminds me of Carmack, not just because they look kinda similar but because they both have an autistic love for aeronautics.

>no dual Halo 3 needlers
They were the only needlers that actually felt weighty goddamnit.