Shit videogame descriptions 3 & Knuckles (last one for the day don't worry mods)

Local man becomes a treefucker because he has to clean up after the one time he penetrated a crazy girl in front of her dad

Fridges vs. Overgrown insects, and fridges.

Silent badass robot man brings down utopia, saves humanity and the final remnants of nature on Earth

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

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it's not Starflight, is it?

Three morons try to steal a house. Two of them die, the last one has to give hot chicks baths in order to not die.

Anyone got this one?

Your boss orders you to gather your dad, your sister, his daughter, and the living pile of spaghetti that stole your face, so he can kill them all including you and himself.

gears of war

>Stupid father abandons daughter and leaves all his problems on her, is a complete failure she is absolutely ashamed of. Despite being fairly stupid herself, daughter manages to be infinitely more succesful than him.

A guy and his dead boss's mech buddy accidentally blow up a planet.

Megaman Zero 4

genetically engineered man saves little girls

Zero 4

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you need to stop the american holocaust

TF2. Be more vague.

Also:

>Man makes murdering the shit out of eldritch abominations and horrifying spirits part of his daily life

Capitalism, Ho!

You and your girlfriend shake your asses infront of your mom.

Gods use your daughter as a power battery and kill innocent people to charge a death star.

Succubus Prison

You punch a rats asshole and it flies off into oblivion

it takes inspiration from that movie where a guy drops snakes on people from above in a gyrocopter.

You indirectly end up making things worse on a bastard amalgamation of Australia and New Zealand.

DRG

You eat a bug and punch God in the face

Porting it over for one more shot

>All his geese are swans.
>Except his geese are actually his guild.

Homefront?

Broken soldier is too tired for this shit, yet continues on because he can’t do anything else

vampires are time traveling

Asura's wrath

it's dark souls but with tits

Your relative consistently fucks up massively and makes you clean up the mess

Five Nights at Freddy's?

Devil May Cry 3

Titanfall 2

Asura's Wrath

Black Souls

He's still alive guys dont worry

repost from last thread:

The protagonist of the sequel writes you a note and so you become a trucker and save the universe.

Green bean sidekick is now Green bean main villian. The game made for vore lovers

Correct
Wasn't the original plan to rape them?

Yes

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Code Vein

You can do a roundhouse kick on zombies

That fits more than my actual answer desu

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Bowser's Inside Story

Chuuniborne

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You got it, my dude.

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re6.

Bunch of teenagers and trashcan fight world's largest tick.

Correct
They ARE raped. But they die because succ.

>Your relative consistently fucks up massively and makes you clean up the mess
Katamari, the whole series

Your "soulmate," gf tells you she had a dream about you, then you bring her home to show off at your mom after killing a pokemon.

I was thinking more re4. But yeah

Chrono Trigger

Chrono Trigger

MMZ2
Persona 4

it caters to my weight gain fetish.

Not what I was thinking, but that works too

Two forces battle each other over magic drugs.
One leader likes to warm her cold body with fire.
The other commits bestiality nightly.

Darkest Dungeon

oh my god of course its CT

i figured it was that but there are no zombies in re4.

fat princess

You kiss an aryan alien loli as a japanese alien shota, infront of your mom, after killing mewtwo.

TF2
Cuphead?
Pokemon, though I don't remember which one. Whichever one debuted Rayquaza.
Death Stranding
Dante's Inferno
that sounds rad but I don't know what it is I'll just give you a (You) because no one has yet
EDF
Dishonored

>your sister's stoned, go find some stars

A random soldier talking about his battles against a bunch of terrorists

The music industry ruins the multiverse, and everybody got made

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You try getting invested in the cool, deep lore and rich worldbuilding but nothing matters because it gets retconned every 2 years by feminist and waifufag writers

yes.

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>Pokemon
no

Reposting since nobody got it:
Old man and cowboy repeatedly attacked by sports fans while trying to find good real estate.

Some guy got so butthurt he couldn't kill a dragon that he spent decades planning to genocide all of them. It's not Dragon Quest.

Deadbolt?