You are sent back in time to the 1993 congressional hearings on video games

Cherish these moments now. It's all downhill from here.

Lethal enforcers is bad ass

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Show as SJW are worse than a shit plastic gun toy.

stfu boomers

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I tell them what Night Trap is about, I also tell them that compared to the movie industry, violence in video games is fucking nothing

I'm here to testify, that without a doubt. If videogames are not banned within the next 7 years we will see violence the likes of never seen before.

Thanks to video games, I managed to solve the time travel. I have now come back in time to kill you all to save video games.

The congressional hearing was at the end of 1993 user, Waco was in spring

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

Oh, and it hasn't happened yet, but one day this chick named 'Taylor Swift' is gonna be born. For the sake of million of lives, that CANNOT HAPPEN.

tell them religion doesn't real and their is more violence from religion throughout human history than video games and that they need to suck my pp

MR LIEBERMAN

TEAR DOWN THESE VIDEO GAMES

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SWEET JESUS EVERYONE, ON 9/11 2001, TWO PLANES WILL FLY INTO THE WORLD TRADE CENTER, AND CAUSE THEM TO COLLAPSE. THIS HAS MASSIVE NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES NOT JUST FOR THE UNITED STATES, BUT THE ENTIRE WORLD FOR DECADES TO COME.

ALSO BILL CLINTON- I THINK HE'S THE PRESIDENT RIGHT NOW, RIGHT? HE GETS A BLOWJOB IN A FEW YEARS. THAT'S GONNA BE A THING.

Non american here, I've read on some of this militia stuff that went on in the 90s, but how come there's not really much going on with that stuff now? Did Islamic terrorists steal the thunder or what?

How can religion be responsible for violence if it's not real?

"Mr. user, what is Janny?
Are you affiliated the KKK?
What is that dance move you are doing?
May I remind you that you are under oath"

because people think its real and thats where the violence comes from. If more people figured out it was fake there would be no more wars bro.

Less civil unrest overall. The 90s were fucking wild with the LA riots, Waco, crack epidemic, etc.
No one really trusted the government to do shit for them

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE GOOD THINGS VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES HAVE DONE FOR US?

WHY DON'T WE EVER HEAR SPEECHES ABOUT THAT?

What are they committing violence over? Are they trying to hunt down these non-existent worshippers or something?

Games cause involuntary celibacy in youth. Thus leading them to rely on cartoon images called memes for social contact. This leads to an easily manipulated at controlled society of monsters yearning to be loved, but lashing out since they are not.
Ban all sales of videogames to V card holders to save America from this nightmare scenario.

DON'T LISTEN TO NETANYAHU'S LIES ABOUT SADDAM

I'd tell them in the future, President Trump gives me $1000 to buy a virtual reality set.

men having their power over women removed leads to incels

Manifest Destiny is the driving force behind the creation and progress of all humanity. There should be no obstacle preventing us from continuing down our apex path of evolution. Inclusion is key for the success of any community, society, and civilization.

>HITLER WAS RIGHT, TRANNIES ARE COMING FOR YOUR CHILDREN!

And then I would start doing the DX suck it move

I show clips of "I am Jazz" and drag queen story time and impress upon them the urgent need to round up and execute every single homosexual in America.

Atheists have killed more people in 200 years than Christians have in 2000.

Vote for me I’ll break your knee

YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME

The world will collapse in 2020 because of a chink virus, so who the fuck cares.

I'm gay. I refuse to wear a suit. I'm broke and some bitch in Florida has a judgment pending on me. I've done drugs.

religion not real
worshiper real
its ez

I kill everyone in the room, including Lieberman

all religion isnt real not just yours bro

EAT LEAD

Best song on the best console coming through

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Sounds like Doom

I tell my past self to get into shit like lifting weights a little earlier, maybe not be such a sperg as a kid.

sadly instead you die from a heart attack because you turned to steroids at 16

Islamic extremists trained in Saudi Arabia will attack the world trade center in 2001, killing 3,000 americans, permanently wounding our morale and allowing warmongers in the government and private sector take advantage of our rage to engross us in two costly, unpopular wars in the middle east (neither of which in saudi arabia btw) that result in the deaths of tens of thousands of civilians and a cycle of revenge and anti-american sentiment ongoing to the modern day.

Climate change is a real threat and should be tackled starting today.

An embittered bitter, narcissistic populist is going to take advantage of lingering resentment from neglected impoverished, rural americans to take control of the republican party and become president.

That same president is going to repeatedly downplay a lethal virus coming out of china to bolster his own approval ratings until it's on top of us, bringing the country to a screaming halt.

Shoot lieberman in the head so video games are banned forever.

You're welcome.

fuck that i'm going to download LEGAL cunny from sites.

It would probably be better that way.

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Why do you fucks think that telling people about a false flag attack would stop it?

im from the future, ban this shit right now and dont look back also traps and futa are gay

a life without video games would have been a good life indeed

what the nintendo rep did during this was so unbelievably scummy

Tell them to fuck off and to buy Chainlink and that the twin towers are going to fall on 9/11.

You aren't allowed to appear biased in any direction as an expert for a congressional hearing.
The idea is that the elected officials (or really their aides) are the ones who get paid to have opinions, not you.

So I would briefly (3 minutes) explain what a video game is and the distinction between home and coin-op, and then open it up for questions.

damn, dat Lethal Enforcers blue gun

brings me back to when i'd play that at the bowling alley with my bros after eating a slice of non-chain pizza

Yeah, Gen X and Boomers like to shit talk about how great the 90's were. But outside of our video games to escape the hordes of single mothers and their goblins, gang bangers and self absorbed 90's Gen X teens salivating over jeeps SUV's and MTV fuck parties it was kind of hell on earth. I'm surprised I even got as far as I did rubbing up against so many fucking rusty nails and shit as a kid. The worst though is when Gen X moved into the game industry and ruined it for us....

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In about 26 years a game called Devil May Cry 5 will come out and it will be supreme kino and the best character action, I know you'll probably be dead by then but trust me it'll be a good time. So don't outlaw video games please